18 Signs From The Past Week That Helped Me Laugh Through The Pain

Shelby Heinrich
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You know what time it is — it's time to enjoy the funniest signs of the week, courtesy of r/funnysigns and Twitter:

1."Beware of the dog."

Dog playfully peers over gate with a "Beware of the Dog" sign, contradicting its friendly demeanor

2. "ft. dj cranberry sauce and lil giblet"

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3."Really? I mean...really?"

Notice in store window: "We do not sell eggs or flour to anyone under 18." Mentions anti-social behavior crackdown by North Wales Police

4."Would you trespass here?"

Sign on a fence reads: "You would be better off sandpapering a lion's ass in pork chop panties than being caught on the other side of this fence."

5."Hmm, what did Doris do? Regensburg, Germany."

Graffiti on a white wall reads "DRTY DARS" next to a metal pipe

6."This is so funny."

Domino's sign reads, "GIRLFRIEND MAD AT YOU WE STILL LOVE YOU," on a street corner, with trees and buildings in the background

7."Why do I even work here?"

Sign reads: "Please Do NOT Put Banana Bread In The Spectrometer."

8."Instructions unclear."

Snowy scene with a garage door bearing red text: "Please. Never ever ever park here."

9."Seen on a Tesla."

Car window sticker reads, "I bought it before he got weird."

10."Hey guys, I think you're supposed to stop."

Parking lot at night with multiple stop signs placed along the road, a car driving through them, and a building on the left

11."What a great deal!"

Chalkboard sign outside a store reads: "Today's Special: Purchase any 2 plants and pay for them both!"

12."Good info. Saved me from a terrible mistake."

Chrome plumbing fixture below sign reading "Non-Potable Water, Do Not Drink."

13."Horses look different in this day and age."

Sign in a store reads: "this isn't just a house it's a home."

14."This has been like this for years in this store…"

Crowded library corner with boxes, books, and carts. A note on the wall asks not to block the area for safety reasons

15."Cows eat garden."

Sign on a gate reads "Keep Gate Closed. Cows Eat Garden," warning to keep the gate closed to protect the garden from cows

16."Who licks grass?"

Sign on a fence reads: "This field is watered with reclaimed waste water... Please do not lick the grass!"

17."I’m so confused….why is it on a stop sign?"

A sign shaped like a stop sign reads, "Kindness Starts Here."

18."I love it when you butter me up."

Sign above bread display reads, "I love when you butter me up. Sincerely, French Bread. Baked fresh in-store."

Don't miss last week's funniest signs:

17 Signs From The Past Week That Are So Funny I'd Like Them To Be Injected Into My Veins

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