23 Tweets By Women That Made Me, A Fellow Woman, Laugh So Hard I Almost Forgot My Rights Are On The Line

Watching Trump appoint his administration like: pic.twitter.com/9cUp4XVmtl

— joanna (@joannacrichards) November 13, 2024

if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.

— The Ginger Swindler (sixers apologist) (@lilydsmith) November 14, 2024

We laughed but Female Body Inspector is about to be an official cabinet position

— Albertina Rizzo (@albz) November 13, 2024

ft. dj cranberry sauce and lil giblet pic.twitter.com/WS8FKr8YKF

— Abby Barr (@1AbbyRoad) November 13, 2024

feel like the day is getting away from me. i hope sitting motionless for the next five hours fixes it

— chase (@_chase_____) November 11, 2024

men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and have eye contact

— ً (@vengremory) November 10, 2024

me to my alien: so this is a bloomin’ onion from outback steakhouse

— mashed potato brains (@nikkibitching) November 9, 2024

my bf’s friend trying to have a civil and intellectual conversation about the election: “i found it surprising and concerning that so many women voted for him”me after 3 vodka lemonades: “it’s because a lot of illiterate bitches hate themselves for being a woman”

— awalmartparkinglot ✨🪩🕺🏼🖤 (@awalmartparking) November 10, 2024

woke up in the middle of the night with an incredible idea, notes app this morning says “sparkling cream cheese”

— Laura Peek (@laurapeek_) November 8, 2024

"Taylor ruined football" good I hope she ruins everything men love I hope she burns it all to the ground

— Vee 🤍 (@braidedfolklore) November 10, 2024

many of you did not experience the panic of getting the “you’ve used 90% of your data plan” text on like the 21st of the month and then waiting a few minutes for the message from your dad in the family group chat unleashing absolute fucking hellfire upon you and your sibling(s)

— brooke (@b_pruck) November 10, 2024

Kettle chips are great because the crunch is louder than my thoughts

— Kate lol oh no (@Kateness8) November 10, 2024

if you’re bored or depressed you can always develop an all consuming obsession with a loser who has zero interest in you

— 𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖆 (@___adorn) November 10, 2024

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to have an upstairs ibuprofen bottle and a downstairs ibuprofen bottle.

— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) November 10, 2024

So funny to see people post shit like “you shouldn’t hate people because of their political beliefs” as if I didn’t already hate their annoying ass long before I discovered their politics… like I would hate u in every universe babe

— Keara Sullivan (@superkeara) November 7, 2024

why must i network. is it simply not enough to be mysterious and beautiful

— guillotine girl (@guill0tinegirl) November 7, 2024

When someone’s email address isn’t @ gmail it’s like wow you are one interesting chica

— Liv :P (@liv_username) November 13, 2024

I feel like the dark this year is darker than last year. I have absolutely no science to back this up but I feel that it is too dark

— flamin nora (@katieogunsakin) November 13, 2024

thinking about the time i ran into my brother serendipitously on the streets of manhattan and he said hi and kept walking like we were in a hallway in our house

— Isabel Steckel (@IsabelSteckel) November 14, 2024

Sorry I can’t make it, it’s dark by 6pm and I have an astigmatism and also I don’t want to.

— One Awkward Mom (@oneawkwardmom) November 14, 2024

gonna start replying to every email with “that’s dumb”

— nay (dino) 🖤 (@Lilblack_heart) November 13, 2024

unfortunately i’m not leaving twitter because i grew up with a toxic family so i can withstand at least 16 years of torture and anguish before i leave

— Sydney (@sydneyelainexo) November 13, 2024

pic.twitter.com/COP96NoDId

— rachel (@rach0liver) November 14, 2024

Guy just walked into the coffee shop wearing a cowboy hat and it’s obvious he’s not fully confident in it. Tough to see

— Allison O'Conor (@allisonoconor) November 13, 2024