Yahoo Lifestyle 175 Funny Instagram Bio Ideas to Pump Up Your Profile
In a world full of billions of people, there will always be someone who doesn’t know you—especially when it comes to social media where you’re inviting strangers into your life from other towns, states, countries and even continents. That’s why it's important to put thought into how you want to introduce yourself because it can be the difference between if they decide to follow you or not. Though with only 170 characters to capture your personality, coming up with a funny Instagram bio can be a bit of a challenge.
The key is to strike the right balance between being witty, relatable and totally “yourself” without coming off like you’re trying too hard. After all, if you want someone to leave heart-eye emojis on your latest selfie, like your travel reel, or help make that cute dog video go viral, your IG bio has to grab their attention on the app, and make them want to stay around to see your content. Otherwise, they might just keep scrolling.
To help inspire your silly side, we’ve put together 175 different funny Instagram bio ideas for guys and girls. Some are short, others are packed with emojis, a few have a sarcastic edge, and some are downright hilarious. That way, no matter what vibe you're going for, you can find something that will make your profile stand out. Just pick the one that makes you smile, and let it do the talking for you!
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175 Best Funny Instagram Bio Ideas
1. Self-certified non-influential influencer
2. Former child
3. I would run the world, but the couch is right here
4. I only use Instagram to stalk…
5. Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
6. I'm like a chipotle burrito that keeps falling apart
7. Call me, beep me
8. Lost the manual to life
9. You miss 100% of the dogs you don’t pet
10. Super cali swagilistic hella dopeness
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Funny Instagram Bio Ideas for Girls
11. My life is split between IG and Animal Crossing
12. Here to serve the cat overlords
13. Fries over guys
14. I need a bad bleep
15. Winging it just like my eyeliner
16. Chocolate never asks questions. Chocolate understands.
17. You’re checking my Instagram again, aren’t you?
18. I’m having my cake and eating it too
19. Are you my next mistake?
20. Guilty as charged! My hotness caused global warming.
21. Living proof that nobody is perfect
22. Born to shop. Forced to work.
23. The bags under my eyes are designer
24. Saving my calories for wine
25. Microwave chef extraordinaire
26. Here to worship cats
27. BAE = bacon and eggs
28. I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud?
29. My dog is my dating coach
30. Oh, snow you didn’t!
Funny Instagram Bio Ideas for Boys
31. I paused my anime just to post here
32. Don’t tell anyone, but I’m a ninja
33. All of my jokes land…somewhere
34. Error 400: Bio unavailable
35. I like hashtags because they look like waffles
36. Smile while you still have all your teeth
37. 6-pack under construction
38. C4n y0u r34d 7H15?
39. I’m sorry for what I said when my team was playing
40. I’m not lazy…I’m on energy saving mode
41. I lift therefore I am
42. Posting for a friend, and the friend is me
43. Part-time sandwich eater
44. I'm good at killing cockroaches
45. I don’t look like this in real life
46. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
47. Make me an offer I can’t refuse
48. Bone apple teeth
49. I am standing outside. Therefore, I am outstanding.
50. Scratch here » « to see my secret bio
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Short Funny Instagram Bios
51. World’s okayest person
52. Professional procaffeinator
53. Paper cut survivor
54. My puns are always intended
55. Don’t follow me, I’m lost too
56. Confidently winging it since forever
57. The best place to double tap
58. Running late is my cardio
59. Too fab for filters, too real for fakes
60. Friday is my favorite F-word
61. Mood: 100% coffee
62. Don't grow up. It's a trap!
63. I'm like 104% caffeine
64. Recommended by 4 out of 5 people
65. My bio is 99% loaded
66. I'm either overthinking or overeating
67. What should I put here?
68. Link in bio
69. Oops, I did it again
70. Too cool for this bio
71. Currently on airplane mode
72. Professional napper, part-time adult
73. Is this thing on?
74. Netflix is my life
75. Waste your time wisely
76. Slightly off-center
77. *Insert clever bio here*
78. No coffee, no talkie
79. My brain has too many tabs open
80. Will there be cake?
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Funny Instagram Bios With Emojis
81. I’m not short, I’m fun-sized 🍬
82. Fluent in emoji 😜
83. The only drama I enjoy is in my lashes 👁️
84. Glitter in my veins, fire in my soul 🌈
85. Smart cookie with a side of wit 🍪
86. Bold, beautiful, and proudly unfiltered 💖
87. Taking life one meme at a time 😂🙌
88. PhD in Rizzology 👨🎓📚🪄
89. Messy but make it fashion 🎬
90. You can call me Kim Carbdashian 🍝🍕🧁🥐
91. 🍫🍫🍫 That's it.
92. Embrace the awkwardness, it’s where the magic happens ✨
93. Aspiring adult 🍼
94. Not all DIY projects survive 🛠️
95. I’ll ruin your life, but you’ll enjoy the ride 🎢
96. Reality called, I hung up 📞
97. Fashionably late as a career 🕒
98. Just a cupcake looking for a stud muffin 🧁😎
99. I’m 99% sure I’m allergic to work 🧑💻❌
100. Taking life one bad decision at a time 🙃
101. Follow my feed for more fabulous fails ✂️
102. Chillin’ like a villain 👹❄️
103. Be a voice, not an echo 🎤
104. Not sure if I’m a disaster or a masterpiece 🖼️💥
105. Part-time superhero 🦸♀️, full-time diva 👑
106. Not just a snack, I’m the whole buffet 🍕🍩
107. Welcome to my circus 🎪🤡
108. Living my best life... except for Mondays 🥱💼
109. Currently holding it together with a bobby pin and hope. 🤞
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Sarcastic Instagram Bio Ideas
110. Life’s too short to post bad angles
111. I don't need a mood ring. I have a face.
112. Fluent in sarcasm, with a minor in sass.
113. I’m not trending, I am the trend.
114. The audacity? I invented it.
115. Too iconic to scroll past, don’t even try.
116. Confidence sold separately, mine’s unlimited.
117. I apologize for anything I post while hungry
118. Recovering donut addict
119. If sarcasm were a job, I’d be CEO.
120. Offline, I’m awkward; online, I’m iconic.
121. I sparkle, but only when it’s worth it.
122. I’ll be nice when you stop being annoying
123. Just trying to figure out who let me adult
124. I don't need your opinion. I have Google.
125. If I was any more relaxed, I’d be a puddle.
126. My life’s a joke, but I’m the punchline.
127. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
128. I’m the queen of my own little world, and it’s a mess.
129. Making basic look like a bold statement
130. I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee.
131. I’m not a hot mess, I’m a spicy disaster.
132. I’m not broken, I’m just a work in progress... who refuses to work.
Hilarious Bio Ideas for Instagram
133. Act now, this bio doesn't write itself
134. Tap that follow before my wit runs out
135. I practice what I post.
136. If you know me IRL, please swipe left.
137. Back here on popular demand
138. When nothing seems right….go left!
139. I work for money, but for loyalty hire the dog.
140. I put the “hot” in "psychotic."
141. Donut kill my vibe
142. It’s not a phase, it’s who I am.
143. A selfie a day keeps the friends away
144. Even the Joker is jealous of my smile
145. I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook
146. Spit happens!
147. I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
148. I can’t remember who I stole my bio from or why
149. The secret ingredient is always cheese
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Savage Instagram Bios
150. I’m the plot twist you didn’t see coming.
151. Not everyone deserves a seat at my table.
152. Take it or leave it, I’m not a negotiation.
153. Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters.
154. Too real for you to handle
155. I’m the queen, you’re just a pawn.
156. I’m the reason you’ll never forget my name
157. You can’t afford my attitude
158. I’m the reality check you didn’t ask for.
159. I’m the storm you’ll never survive
160. I'm not here to be average, I’m here to be savage.
161. You don’t like me? Cool, I don’t like you either.
162. If you’re not with me, you’re against me.
163. I don’t need a crown to be a queen.
164. I don't forgive, I don't forget, and I don’t play nice.
165. I don’t need your validation; I’ve got my own.
166. I’m not heartless, I just learned how to use my heart less.
167. Confidence level: Selfie with no filter.
168. You couldn’t handle me if I came with a manual.
169. Your opinion is none of my business.
170. I’ve got 99 problems, but you aren’t one.
171. I’m not bossy. I’m the boss.
172. I may be a handful, but that’s why you have two hands
173. Don’t study me. You won’t graduate.
174. I’m the glitch in your system.
175. Catch me if you can.
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