17 Toddler Food Fails That Really Do Show They Act Like Little Drunk Adults

Yesterday, I got my son some pretzels, and he insisted he needed his plastic toddler knife to cut the pretzels on his table. I thought, "Why does he always do such weird things to food?" Well, it's a toddler thing. Here are 17 other toddlers who made me literally laugh out loud because...why are they like that???

1."I cut the crust off my toddler's sandwich so she would eat the whole thing. I came back to this."

2."Made bagels as a gift for someone. Put them on a rack to cool, left the kitchen for five minutes, and my toddler took a single bite out of each one in the front row."

3."All right, I'm done with these kids. I was so proud thinking he ate all his lunch."

4."How my 4-year-old eats Drumstick ice cream."

5.“Show me you have a toddler without showing me your toddler.”

6."I gave my toddler a lollipop, I went to refill his drink, and when I turned around, he was just standing there minus the lollipop. Later on, I found out where he put the lollipop. Fortunately for our cat, it was just stuck in her fur and not inserted someplace it wasn’t supposed to be."

7."When I went to pour a bowl of Lucky Charms after my 3-year-old had been walking around with the bag."

8."My toddler...everyone."

9."What happens to a bagel when a child puts it in the microwave for five minutes."

10."My 3-year-old packed his own lunch today."

11."Wife brought home pizza, and our 2-year-old thought it was a good place to sit…"

12."My kid was 'starving.' This is how much of his $19 burger he ate. Classic move."

13."My toddler said she finished her veggies..."

14."Coca-Cola and pickle, the toddler was drinking this. Got aggravated that I was going to dump it out, and proceeded to finish drinking it."

15."How my toddler ate this banana."

16."My brother said his 3-year-old daughter showed him this in her play microwave. He didn’t remember the last time they had spaghetti for dinner."

17."My toddler’s creation: cold rigatoni with ranch and dill relish. It’s not bad."

18.Finally, "Kid walks out the aisle sucking on his finger."

OK, tell me something incredibly strange your toddler has done to food in the comments below! I need a good laugh!