16 Times Logic Was Thrown Out The Window And Stomped On

1.The time this management team decided they would conduct "smell tests" for people who were in the bathroom too long:

Sign reads: "No phones in the bathroom. Over 10 minutes means a manager will conduct a smell test; if none, you'll be written up."
u/Critterteeth / reddit.com

2.The time this person waited so long on their doctor, the light automatically shut off:

Doctor's office with an empty examination table next to a window
u/GoldenDragoon5687 / reddit.com

3.The time someone hit this car and the other person's insurance said it costs $1600 to fix:

Close-up of a red car showing a scratch on the front side panel
u/Hugh-Man-M8 / reddit.com

4.The time this person got docked a point for using two staples to hold their papers together:

Notebook paper with handwritten math notes and a staple circled with "Staple" written beside it
u/hellokittygurlll / reddit.com

5.The time this motel had subtitles that covered the entire screen:

TV screen showing a partially obscured image with text overlay: "I am Ron Burgundy?"
u/fuckgoldsendbitcoin / reddit.com

6.The time this brand decided to make the serving size ONE CROUTON:

A person holds a Semifreddi's product package showing nutritional facts and ingredients on the back
u/Familiar-Ad8942 / reddit.com

7.The time this person went to this local food pantry on a Tuesday. "When I showed the receptionist their own card saying they were open Monday THROUGH Wednesday, she just said, 'It very clearly doesn't say Tuesday.'":

Salvation Army pantry card allowing monthly visits, Monday-Wednesday, 9am-2pm
u/Reallyguyrealy / reddit.com

8.The time this kid got their homework answer wrong when it technically was right:

Math homework with multiplication equation 3x4=12. Handwritten addition equation with correction shows 4+4+4=12

9.The time this broken mirror arrived with bare footprints on the packaging:

Faint paw prints visible on a sheet of white textured fabric, held by a hand
u/entertainmentornot / reddit.com

10.The time this security camera came with the wrong-sized charger so it couldn't be charged:

Device with USB-C port and a matching USB-C cable held by a hand, ready for connection
u/cemyl95 / reddit.com

11.The time this bathroom was designed so you would hit your head everytime you used it:

Bathroom with sloped ceiling, toilet beneath skylight, and tiled walls and floor
Bathroom with sloped ceiling, toilet beneath skylight, and tiled walls and floor
Bathroom with a toilet beneath slanted ceiling, toilet paper on tank, wall-mounted holder, and tiles on walls
Bathroom with a toilet beneath slanted ceiling, toilet paper on tank, wall-mounted holder, and tiles on walls

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12.The time this person got a free menu item, but it had been expired for nearly a year:

Coupon for a free small milkshake or small soft drink at Arby's, valid until December 31, 2023
u/Remarkable-Ranger812 / reddit.com

13.The time this tossable pan (supposedly made for convience) inconveniently had a sticker that wouldn't come off where the food goes:

The image shows a peeled label stuck to the bottom of a foil tray with the text "Why not on the bottom?" at the top of the image
u/NormalCartographer84 / reddit.com

14.The time this business suggested people drink hand sanitizer:

Sign in washroom advises against drinking tap water; suggests using hand sanitizer instead
u/thegreatestviz / reddit.com

15.The time this chair's bare metal armrests were made for the ~aesthetic~ and not comfort:

Modern black chair with metal frame and armrests on a wooden floor. Minimalist design with a sleek appearance
u/tehflyboy / reddit.com

16.And, finally, the time this person just wanted a Diet Coke and this happened:

Soda can with a dented pull tab, showing an unusual opening method. Tabs like this can be difficult for people with limited hand strength to open
uShwingoMan / reddit.com

h/t Milding Infuriating