I Found 16 Of The Most Absurd Photos From The Super Bowl Because I Was Never Paying Attention To The Actual Game

Let's be real: The only reason I tuned into the Super Bowl was to watch Kendrick Lamar perform and see if Taylor Swift would announce Reputation: Taylor's Version. So, I had plenty of time to notice everything (that was absurd and silly) and not the actual football game being played.

Here are 16 of the silliest photos from the Super Bowl that left me perplexed and tickled pink.

1.Patrick Mahomes holding space for "Defying Gravity":

2.Harrison Butker auditioning for The Matrix reboot:

3.These dancers in formation like Power Rangers:

4.Otis Jones looking like he got something yucky on his fingers:

5.Jalen Hurts literally on cloud nine before the Super Bowl started:

6.Kansas City Chiefs safety Bryan Cook lunging for Saquon Barkley like all the thirsty people on social media:

7.President Donald Trump and Ivanka Trump recreating "The Creation of Adam" from the Sistine Chapel:

8.Samuel L. Jackson standing like he was caught stealing cookies from the kitchen in the middle of the night:

9.Jake Elliott pretending to be the Handbanana from Aqua Teen Hunger Force:

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10.Serena Williams realizing she just did the most gangsta callback in the history of television and sports:

11.Kendrick being perplexed by the immeasurable talent of SZA like the rest of us:

12.Santa Claus on holiday cheering for the Philadelphia Eagles:

13.President Donald Trump leaving early because he knew the Chiefs were about to lose:

14.This nightmare-inducing mascot:

15.What would be the most random blunt rotation of the 21st century:

16.And finally, Taylor Swift possibly looking at the scoreboard:

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