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All The Funny Tweets From The Week Because You Deserve A Big Ol' Laugh

Alana Valko
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We need it. We deserve it. We gotta have it. SAVE US, APRIL!!! Anyway, here are 31 funny tweets from the week to keep us laughing in the meantime:

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Tweet by comfy (@ihatethiskid): "My uber driver said we look like 'zip line people' and that’s the funniest way anyone has ever called me white."

2.

A meme of a puppy with a human hand injecting a syringe into its head, surrounded by a WiFi symbol, fluoride cup, and cell tower. Person comments on cooking

3.

Tweet about financial struggles humorously noting all toiletries running out simultaneously

4.

Cartoon character with a tied-up sack over its shoulder. Caption jokes about a neighbor trying to use a laundry machine for free with a fishing line

5.

A tweet jokes about owning a printer causing social paranoia, questioning friendships and wishing for a normal life

6.

Text exchange: Person asks about cats. Response: Cats misbehaving, "ham" causing chaos by jumping around the living room

7.

Tweet by miss kay jokes about the challenge of finding wood in a house full of particle board and plastic, humorously blaming IKEA

8.

Tweet by @rat_adjacent: "uniqlo kinda feels like government issued clothing but i love it." Received 125 comments, 8K retweets, 115K likes, 2.7M views

9.

Mannequin wearing a harness with another mannequin positioned to simulate carrying a child on their back. Tweet humorously suggests using this at concerts

10.

Tweet by @hannahjonescool: A child asks if English is spoken in Boston. Mom replies, "kinda!" 2.1M views

11.

Person dining at an airport holds a sandwich and mayonnaise tube; tweet comments on maintaining anonymity despite their standout action

12.

A tweet from user Sean questions British people with the phrase "Like what r u on about..."

13.

Tweet saying, "u gotta start springing out of bed in the morning like a cartoon character. that's the secret."

14.

A truck with a Sysco ad, saying “Follow me, your next great meal,” is on a road at night. A tweet above humorously mentions following the truck for hours

15.

Hibachi chef cooking a large rice block shaped like SpongeBob, surrounded by ingredients; text reads "just cook the food bro❤️"

16.

adult swim / @4RIESV3NUS / Via Twitter: @4RIESV3NUS

17.

A tweet by @MalcoImFleX jokes about white people saying, "well we're getting our steps in."

18.

Tweet expressing surprise at a headline about a Georgia bagpiper dying in Hawaii days before missing son's remains were found

19.

Emoji with facepalm and puzzled expression, wearing sneakers. Caption jokes about turning a small blackhead into a large wound

20.

Tweet about someone's dad getting into controversial views but getting deterred by their mom's request to stop being weird

21.

A tweet by Redd, posted on March 29, says, "i hope the babies i was born wit at the hospital doing good."

22.

Lifetime / @artemxcx / Via Twitter: @artemxcx

23.

A Krispy Kreme truck with an open back is parked on a city street. Text overlay jokes about delivering donuts to "God's Country."

24.

Tweet humorously shows a map with nearby restaurants: Olive Garden, Red Lobster, LongHorn Steakhouse, Cracker Barrel, Cheddar’s, and Chili’s

25.

Puppet wearing a suit rides a tricycle in a dimly lit room. A humorous tweet about a fictional scenario involving bikinis and Katy Perry's song "Roar."

26.

Tweet reply: Grimes muses on a connection between basketball and witchcraft

27.

Tweet by oatmeal influencer: "Now that I have money, I want the Scholastic book fair to stop by my job."

28.

A satirical tweet mocks personal debt and frustration over the new Snow White movie

29.

Woman with glasses reacting humorously with open mouth and hands raised. Overlay text reads, "Who are you?"

30.

Tweet from a parody account humorously questioning who Taylor Swift's Taylor Swift is, with 31K likes

31.

Tweet by Video Nasties: "The Vikings pulled a lick so incredible, so devious, so insane, that people are still falling for it over a millennium later."

That's all for this week! For more funny tweets, feel free to check out our previous roundups:

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