Yahoo Lifestyle The Traitors: Alan Cumming’s Best Season 3 Looks, Ranked!
Even traitors and faithful alike would agree: If Alan Cumming’s looks could kill, we’d all be six feet under.
The stunning host of Peacock’s The Traitors came to Scotland dressed to impress, fully understanding the assignment ahead of him. From elegantly stitched suits and plaids to all sorts of outrageous regalia, a reality TV series has never looked this good.
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In the list below, we’ve taken on the arduous task of splitting hairs (and threads) in order to rank some of Cumming’s best looks from Season 3. We’ve selected our favorite ‘fits from each episode below and even added a few pics of the adorable Lala for good measure. (Little daddy’s girl, that one.)
Scroll down to review our favorite lewks, then be sure to hit the comments section to tell us which ones are your favorites! (And if you’ve fallen behind on all things Traitors, catch up on all the madness with our latest recap!)
8. Moss Boss (Episode 4)
A moss-enhanced blazer with a matching beret and sheer accoutrements? Quite dapper, indeed! And to think: This is the ‘fit we’re ranking last?! No shade to Cumming’s subdued (by comparison) nature look, but its placement here is more of a nod to the excellency that follows below.
7. The Grand Entrance (Episode 1)
First of all, plaid kilt? Hell yes. But that navy cape with his initials stitched in? The cobalt lining? Fab. The fact that he made his wowing premiere entrance on horseback is also not lost on us. How regal!
6. Tickled Teal (Episode 6)
The shiny sleeves are certainly eye-catching, but it’s the beret and popping teal tie combo that really tickle our fancy. It’s glam, yes, but also semi-profesh. Could even wind up as my next wedding garb. 5/5. No notes.
5. The Puffy Shirt (Episode 8)
Jerry Seinfeld wishes. These puffy sleeves look like they were made for Cumming, and not only do they pair nicely with that complex bow, but we’re again giving bonus points for color here. We’re not exactly sure who he’s talking to on the phone here, but it’s certainly not the fashion police.
4. Vaudeville Villain (Episode 3)
The shiny fabric of the pants gets a gold star, but it’s the top hat with matching sash that lands this piece in the top half of our ranking. One can never go wrong with a sleek and slimming black base. Plus, the playful make-up for the episode’s twisted and creepy challenge adds a plump and juicy cherry right on top. Bravo!
3. Always the Bride (Episode 7)
From black to white and cream, Cumming has more than proven over the last three seasons that he can do and wear it all. The veil draws attention to his styled blonde curl, and the boutonnière is beyond extra in the best way possible. Fierce with a capital F.
2. Clad in Plaid (Episode 2)
We cannot get enough of this yellow plaid. When matched with that see-through quasi-netted skirt, it’s top-tier vogue. (Also, is this technically a skirt for a skirt? Can we get a close-up of the boots? We have some follow-up Qs and we’re ready to take notes.) The corset-like top also helps solidify this one as a stone-cold stunner.
1. Statuesque Glamour (Episode 5)
All of the dramatic flourishes in this list could’ve battled it out for our No. 1 spot, but this lustrous suit with its floor length embellishments is simply magic. From the sharp shoes to the well-crafted headpiece, this is head-to-toe perfection. The tailoring is on point, and the entire outfit’s sheen? Exquisite.
Category Is: Canine Couture
We promised you puppy content and here at TVLine, we keep our promises. Lala’s Red Riding Hood Realness gets very high marks from our dog-loving contingents (read: all of us), and the fact that she has her own throne? We are snapping our fingers in admiration.
Like Father, Like Daughter
Plaid fabric to match her snazzily dressed owner? A bright and shiny l’il broach? Lala’s outfit here might be more expensive than everything in my closet combined, but hey. This doggo deserves the world.
So what new looks will Alan serve at the roundtable in the season’s last episodes? Stayed tuned, as we’ll be adding new pics to this list throughout the end of Season 3.
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