Yahoo Lifestyle Simply Just 64 Viral Tweets That Made Me Laugh Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Hard This Month
August went as quickly as it came, and now, only four months are left in the year. Before we say goodbye to summer, take a look at some of the funniest tweets from this month:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!
1.
I'm an unregistered nurse
— haha ya (@Hey54636) August 19, 2024
2.
(taking backshots)he’s…. right behind me isn’t he
— lux (@lamegff) August 18, 2024
3.
Bored as hell pouring oil down the sink at the airbnb
— Brock (@brockomole) August 18, 2024
4.
ate an edible before my flight and I’ve been wondering when we’re gonna take off….the plane lands in 15 mins :)
— Sav (@savannahelisse) August 18, 2024
5.
u ever meet someone and u can tell they were heavily involved on campus
— veet (@vveetto) August 19, 2024
6.
I just moved in :( pic.twitter.com/NHsdpSPldB
— ruben (@xvruben) August 23, 2024
7.
can’t believe i use a signature i made up when i was 10
— 𝘁𝗼𝗻𝘆 𝗺. (@tontho_lucy) August 23, 2024
8.
My Grindr bio says “tell me your favorite movie” and someone just messaged me saying Incredibles 2 because they have a hypnosis fetish pic.twitter.com/xAfLiS4Abd
— Sam Herbst (@smhrbst) August 24, 2024
Warner Bros. Pictures / Twitter: @smhrbst
9.
“i’m a top” “i’m a bottom” okay well I’M gonna pop some tags, only got $20 in my pocket
— aurelia 𖦹 ☼ (@cowgirlaurelia) August 24, 2024
10.
the inventor of deodorant was prolly fed tf up
— wife-ally (@dudeimnormal) August 25, 2024
11.
Queerbaiting discourse is so tired and fails to consider what a pleasure it is to see a straight celebrity I like being gay for pay
— lesbian charlotte york (@girlwhoishigh) August 25, 2024
12.
tiktok be like “you may know” and it’s the guy who used to spit in your butt
— kaylee!! (@kalesus_) August 28, 2024
13.
Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”
— J. (@SingularJem) August 19, 2024
14.
My son can not believe he graduated from kindergarten & he still gotta go back to school😂😂😂he thought that shit was over
— . (@prettyyae) August 20, 2024
15.
Just farted so hard my feet went numb????
— rachel coster (@RACH4_theSTARZ) August 26, 2024
16.
calling in afraid to work
— 🐈 Smol Cat (@OneSmolCat) August 21, 2024
17.
(flirting) do u find a lot of items in that game. Is that what makes it fun
— rebecca (@babyybeckz) August 21, 2024
18.
Noo don’t kill urself ure a swing state voter aha.
— Señora tetona (@2mannythots) August 22, 2024
19.
unfortunately for me, i don’t date for fun….are u my husband or not
— SILVA LINING 🩶 (@vimbairosemusic) August 21, 2024
20.
“Its pink btw”, “its big btw”, IT is literally in the sewers stealing kids wake the fuck up
— Kilometers (@waterdiv) August 25, 2024
21.
Waiting for your laundry to finish before you go to bed feels like prison
— Renée 🐬 (@AmarRenee) August 25, 2024
22.
white men using the term "white women" is really crazy because you're literally worse
— girly teengirl 🫀 (@araneoIogy) August 26, 2024
23.
once i hear the teacher say “sorry if i mispronounce ur name” ik im next on attendance 😭
— mafor ☆ (@maforndumu) August 26, 2024
24.
okay i’m healed .. send me the exact same man i JUST had.
— tatyana 🐆 (@tatbaee) August 27, 2024
25.
this how hard i be pressing notify anyway pic.twitter.com/yV8LVuD7iv
— cl!f ✮ (@sicksadclif) August 26, 2024
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @sicksadclif
26.
I mean the rest is up to you https://t.co/mH8OsYT08x
— MIRACLE 🖤 (@miraculous017) August 27, 2024
KFC / Twitter: @miraculous017
27.
The gentrification of juice into mocktails is really starting to piss me off…. That’s a $18 Capri Sun
— Kara (@mylifeiskara) August 27, 2024
28.
bf keeps standing outside to “keep an eye” on a crazy storm that’s rolling in pic.twitter.com/8NE6KuPwI1
— am rod (@arod_twit) August 27, 2024
Universal Pictures / Warner Bros. / Twitter: @arod_twit
29.
i know that 'forgot password' button hate to see me coming
— jay;🤺 (@fckitsjay) August 28, 2024
30.
Today is the kind of day where you finish work and thank God you don’t have children, cos there’s just no way
— sharonnnnn (@sharonknya) August 29, 2024
31.
oh you like nyc? name every rat
— erica (@ericanextdooor) August 5, 2024
32.
— 8rocks (@8rockssx) August 3, 2024
33.
that's what being 0-5 years old is for https://t.co/7CxJ295soz
— Vegetal Puppet (@kuwabarbara) August 4, 2024
34.
[hard launching her]: yes it’s true. We’re in cahoots
— bort (@tacobort) August 6, 2024
35.
I did brat summer in 2022 and spent two years healing from that kind of behavior
— tim (@deliclit) August 6, 2024
36.
being 24 is fun because you make friends and you have no idea they’re 32
— danaka says free palestine 🇵🇸 (@wifeoftoast) August 6, 2024
37.
mom can you pick me up? i took a consulting job and now i’m at top golf cincinnati.
— maxim (@maxim_516) August 7, 2024
38.
(first day as a pilot) the what pit
— Charlie James (@malecowgirl) August 8, 2024
39.
Dating app for people with no rizz called Fumble
— tweet davidson 🍞 (@andykreed) August 8, 2024
40.
My job is forcing us to have a meeting about what is causing our burnout and I put this in the chat: pic.twitter.com/1VxLZqhJ4u
— WyldKat 🐆 (@ANiMaListicAN) August 8, 2024
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @ANiMaListicAN
41.
when an ugly man follows u on ig it feels like ur being chased in the woods
— conejita 🐇 (@plsmeowtome) August 9, 2024
42.
flirting by saying thank you so much instead of thank you
— michaels (@FilledwithPiss) August 13, 2024
43.
the dentist’s assistant gon ask me if i have a gf…. girl ik u see these bruises in the back of my throat
— AMIIR (@_amirnyc) August 13, 2024
44.
me trying to stay awake at work after eating lunch pic.twitter.com/dCwBFp4SQP
— Jenni (@hashjenni) August 14, 2024
Disney / Twitter: @hashjenni
45.
I need to get laid so bad but I don’t want to
— aubrey (@aubviouslynot) August 14, 2024
46.
Does anybody know why he did that to me . No worries if not
— لا حولَ (@Idgafwarvet) August 15, 2024
47.
My friend got shot so i brought him a crossword puzzle to the hospital he said “thank you but do it look like i wanna do a fucking crossword puzzle?” Like oh ok fuck i thought 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
— NOEL. (@ninaanoell) August 1, 2024
48.
When I was a kid I wanted to pull these freaks apart like a wishbone pic.twitter.com/B9Ml6JH0NL
— doctor worm (@awaitingtrial) August 2, 2024
PBS / Twitter: @awaitingtrial
49.
after i do my lil peace sign + head tilt combo, get that camera out my face fr😭😂
— I M A N I (@prettygirll4L) August 2, 2024
50.
Ik a toilet hate to see me coming 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
— PUNKIN🕷️ (@fineasspunkin) August 1, 2024
51.
"born a man" "born a woman" sir i was born a child. a baby, even
— 🐸🖤 𒁹pallas 🖤🐸 (@amazonmilkfrog) August 2, 2024
52.
i know that block button hate to see me coming.
— SLIM (@_slimarella_) August 2, 2024
53.
being 25 is crazy i'm paying bills and fees i've never even heard of before
— TEEK (@yeahytk) August 4, 2024
54.
I still wanna know why the Popeyes chicken sandwich made yall act like that
— party gets me wetter☆ (@mainbitchclique) August 7, 2024
55.
“finally a day off”my day off: pic.twitter.com/ppJsBq1fav
— Jenni (@hashjenni) August 4, 2024
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @hashjenni
56.
“may cause drowsiness” pic.twitter.com/TE0jI5G7Qr
— The Godmother (@Kamogelo_MN) August 10, 2024
Disney / Twitter: @Kamogelo_MN
57.
being the only intern at a whole staff happy hour pic.twitter.com/WtokL5kpQZ
— veet (@vveetto) August 10, 2024
STX Entertainment / Twitter: @vveetto
58.
just realized paying with apple pay and using face ID is kinda like using face card
— av (@clairobeatty) August 10, 2024
59.
demure demure demure do mure job applications
— xavier (@nahimdifferent) August 12, 2024
60.
bouncing on it in a way that establishes character development and furthers the plot
— michael (@FilledwithUrine) August 12, 2024
61.
“You dodged a bullet” ok and maybe I wanted to get shot. Ever consider that
— لا حولَ (@Idgafwarvet) August 13, 2024
62.
Going to pilates is fun but it’s also like who are all these women
— em (@cbcradio2) August 12, 2024
63.
They deadass walking around looking like this https://t.co/SVL2h2SCty pic.twitter.com/5iXslfV6DR
— Kani (@KaniRosi) August 14, 2024
Cartoon Network / Twitter: @KaniRosi
64.
did it hurt? when you realised 2025 is just 4 months away & you are still processing 2019 which is about to be more than half a decade ago
— Stutii (@Sam0kayy) August 19, 2024
