Sleep (un)easy: A 250-pound “Nosferatu” sarcophagus bed can be yours for $20,000

If you're going to spend every night roaming the countryside in search of quivering damsels to exsanguinate, you're going to need a comfy place to rest!

The good people at Focus Features have come through just in time for the holiday season to provide everyone with the opportunity to experience the deathless sleep of the vampire - assuming you have $20,000 to burn. An exact replica of the sarcophagus bed featured in Robert Eggers' Nosferatu is now on sale.

The 250-pound novelty gift features a "distinctive interior with a custom-fit mattress and foam lid for easy opening at sundown." It is sanded, hard-coated, and carved with all manner of diabolical insignia, includes a "Numbered Certificate of Authenticity," and measures 97.75" in length, 36" wide, and 46.5" high.

These beds are unsurprisingly in limited supply, and are made to order. So if you've always wondered how good of a night's sleep Bill Skarsgård gets after playing a terrifying villain all day, the time to act is now.

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Nosferatu is Eggers' latest period drama with a genre edge, and it promises all the baroque, fastidiously researched historical details fans have come to expect from past work like The Northman, The Lighthouse, and The Witch.

The film is a remake of F.W. Murnau's classic 1922 chiller, which is itself an adaptation of Bram Stoker's influential 1897 Gothic horror-romance, Dracula. Eggers' vision of a vampire-haunted Germany at perpetual midnight is populated by Skarsgård as the vampire, Count Orlok, Nicholas Hoult as Thomas Hutter, the unwitting estate agent who beckons the ancient evil from his Transylvanian tomb, and Lily-Rose Depp as his wife Ellen, who bears the brunt of Orlok's carnivorous advance.

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The sarcophagus bed is far from the only studio-approved new release-related gift on the shelves this year. Target is selling a Wicked karaoke microphone, there's a Beetlejuice Beetlejuice-themed pillow at Walmart, and even another Nosferatu tie-in - a limited-edition fragrance called Nosferatu - Eau de Macabre. The casket-sleeper does stand out as the priciest, and likely heaviest of the available options.

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But buyer beware - Skarsgård has gone on record describe the "toll" that playing the undead icon took on him, saying "it was like conjuring pure evil. It took a while for me to shake off the demon that had been conjured inside of me." Would merely sleeping in a replica of his bed conjure a modicum of that same evil? There's only one way to find out.

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