Yahoo Lifestyle Quotes of the Week: Traitors, Chicago Med, RHOSLC, Golden Globes and More
The Golden Globes have come and gone, but TVLine is still giving kudos to this week’s award-worthy lines in our latest Quotes of the Week compilation.
In the list below, we’ve gathered over a dozen of television’s most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including scripted and unscripted moments from cable, broadcast and streaming series.
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This time around, we’ve got bon mots and zingers from Star Wars: Skeleton Crew, Shifting Gears, Deal or No Deal Island, Today, E! Live From the Red Carpet, Chicago Med and more.
Also featured in this week’s roundup: Golden Globes host Nikki Glaser roasts RFK Jr., The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City pushes the English language to its limit and The Rookie keeps its officers in check. Plus, we’ve got quotable moments from Chicago Fire, WWE Monday Night RAW, and double doses of Creature Commandos, The Pitt and The Traitors.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Nick Caruso, Matt Webb Mitovich, Dave Nemetz and Ryan Schwartz)
82ND ANNUAL GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS
“The Bear, The Penguin, Baby Reindeer… these are not just things found in RFK Jr.’s freezer.”
82ND ANNUAL GOLDEN GLOBE AWARDS (Bonus Quote!)
“I almost tripped. You almost saw my Golden Globes!”
She is beauty, she is grace, she is… newly minted Supporting Actress winner Jessica Gunning
WWE MONDAY NIGHT RAW
“Ted Sarandos, I’m telling ya right now: If The Rock finds out later that he was glitched, I’m gonna come up there and go Squid Games all over your candy asses!”
The Rock wishes happy buffering to the head of Netflix
TODAY
“I am so happy for you. You have earned this… and come Monday at 7 am, I am going to be dead asleep.”
Hoda Kotb wishes successor Craig Melvin the best of luck — and reveals her plans to sleep through his debut
THE PITT
“You want to see my vagina?”
“I have already seen it. And once was enough, thank you.”
Robby (Noah Wyle) is numb to eccentric patient Myrna’s… shall we say, advances?
THE PITT (Bonus Quote!)
“I am savage, classy, bougie, ratchet, sassy, moody, nasty. I am savage….”
Mel’s (Taylor Dearden) calming mantra just so happens to be the lyrics to Megan Thee Stallion’s “Savage”
CHICAGO MED
“Nice braiding. Do you have a daughter?”
“I do. And I also have three older sisters who forced me to braid their hair when I was growing up.”
“Do you think they sometimes wish they were related to the No. 1 neurosurgeon in the country, instead of just you?”
Dr. Abrams’ (Brennan Brown) young patient lobs a post-op zinger at “No. 2”
THE CHALLENGE 40: BATTLE OF THE ERAS
“This ‘1’… is for Sarah.”
Cara Maria Sorbello gives Johnny Bananas the lowest karma vote possible as justice for him stealing the prize money from Sarah Rice in the Rivals III finale
CHICAGO FIRE
“Besides, it’s not like you can die from extreme cringe.”
“I’m not so sure about that.”
Lizzy (Jocelyn Hudon) is witness to some “weird energy” between Violet (Hanako Greensmith) and Carver
THE TRAITORS (Episode 1)
“I would love to be a Faithful. I don’t think I would do well as a Traitor.”
“How would you feel if I were to tap you on the shoulder? Would you feel I betrayed you, Tom?”
“Yes.”
“Doesn’t feel so nice, does it?”
Host Alan Cumming pokes fun at Tom Sandoval during the premiere’s one-on-one interviews
THE TRAITORS (Episode 2)
“Rob, if I lower you down, throw that hat away. That is a fashion crime!”
Bob the Drag Queen gives Boston Rob a bit of fashion advice during the season’s second challenge
STAR WARS: SKELETON CREW
“… but don’t tell anyone else where you’re from.”
[Jod to the kids] “Oops.”
This is information your son could have used sooner, Wendle (Tunde Adebimpe)!
THE ROOKIE
“Keep your eyes off Officer Chen, Texas. You’re not fit to breathe the same air.”
Bradford (Eric Winter) gallantly keeps new boot Miles in line
THE ROOKIE (Bonus Quote!)
“So do you wanna fool around or not?”
“I mean, if you’re offering….”
Angela (Alyssa Diaz) and Wesley (Shawn Ashmore) make (very) nice after his odd inquiry
E! LIVE FROM THE RED CARPET
“She’s like a bobcat!”
Melissa McCarthy recalls her epic Only Murders in the Building brawl with Meryl Streep
CREATURE COMMANDOS
“By her very name she belongs to me. Don’t you think? The bride, her skin shimmering, parched, cerulean. Her irises like two dollops of a virgin’s blood, her lips carved from the cushiony intestines of a fetal pig. Once I stop her from making this massive blunder…. She will doubtlessly fall into my arms. And our heretofore screwball romantic comedy will become pornography — but the tender, soft-focus kind made for chicks.”
Eric Frankenstein (voiced by David Harbour) anticipates, in great detail, his reunion with his Bride
CREATURE COMMANDOS (Bonus Quote!)
“Paramour of yours?”
“Oh, can it, Ghost Rider.”
So, the DC series’ Bride (voice by Indira Varma) is a Marvel fan?
SHIFTING GEARS
“This is exactly why I hate the news. One person tells you the news, and three others tell you what you’re supposed to think about the news — like I’m too stupid to form my own angry opinion!”
Matt (Tim Allen) knows what ails the current cable news landscape, but still manages to fall directly into its trap
DEAL OR NO DEAL ISLAND
“I almost do feel slightly bad though, because it’s just like, they’re so cute and naive… We’ve got to eat them one at a time.”
“We’re gonna eat them like little gummy bears.”
Survivor vets Parvati and David size down their competition of reality TV hopefuls
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY
[Whitney confronting Britani after she secretly recorded the group] “How do we know that you haven’t already filmed it, deleted it and sent it?”
“Well then, look through my deleteds. Look through everything. Look through all my hidden photos. Look through all my deleteds.”
“It’s hard to say, ‘Look at my deleteds,’ because you can delete a deleted.”
“But you’re gonna see a lot of really embarrassing stuff, but if I wanted to delete the deleted, I would have deleted those, too. So that’s what I’m saying, go look through my phone. Go look through the deleted deleteds — I mean, sorry, the deleteds.”
Huh?!
ABBOTT ELEMENTARY
“Do any of you have any experience with duct work?”
“Oh, I’ve done tons of duck work!”
Charlie (Charlie Day) is eager to help out, but he and Jacob (Chris Perfetti) are not on the same page — at all
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