Quotes of the Week: Outlander, DWTS, Yellowstone, Landman, Voice and More

Pair your leftover Thanksgiving turkey with a side of word salad, thanks to TVLine’s latest Quotes of the Week.

In the list below, we’ve gathered over a dozen of television’s most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including scripted and unscripted moments from cable, broadcast and streaming series.

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This time around, we’ve got bon mots and zingers from Outlander, Dancing With the Stars, Landman, The Irrational and more.

Also featured in this week’s roundup: What We Do in the Shadows shows appreciation for small talk, The Voice’s Snoop Dogg drops a GOAT-worthy rhyme and The Sex Lives of College Girls schools us in the art of fashion. Plus, we’ve got quotable moments from Cruel Intentions, Dear Santa, Bad Sisters, and double doses of Yellowstone and Superman & Lois.

Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Mandi Bierly, Vlada Gelman, Rebecca Iannucci, Charlie Mason, Matt Webb Mitovich, Dave Nemetz and Kimberly Roots)

CRUEL INTENTIONS (Episode 7)

“We’ll just need to take a look at your records.”

“Yeah, we just use Spotify.”

“Financial and membership records.”

Scott (Khobe Clarke) is not the brightest crayon in the box

THE VOICE

“This is one quote from the Dogg and the GOAT. If you’re floating on a boat, get on the right note and don’t lose your stroke. And when it comes to the coach on The Voice, you know who get the vote.”

“Uncle Snoop” Dogg drops an impromptu rhyme on Playoffs adviser Simone Biles

THE SEX LIVES OF COLLEGE GIRLS

“I’m not an Italian drug lord. This is Balenciaga, not Versace.”

Whitney’s love interest Isaiah (Devin Craig) sets her straight about his choice of athleisure wear

YELLOWSTONE

“It is a snake that speaks from its tail so it may save its mouth for striking.”

Rainwater (Gil Birmingham) doesn’t think much of the Department of the Interior

YELLOWSTONE (Bonus Quote!)

“You want in that governor’s mansion so bad that you’d probably sleep in [your father’s] bed without changing the sheets.”

You just know Jamie slugged Sarah (Dawn Olivieri) for this remark because she was 100% right

BELIEVE IN CHRISTMAS

“He’s the rugged tow-truck driver that comes to the rescue. I’ve seen this one a million times… He looks like a single dad. Ask if he’s a single dad!”

Holiday movie aficionado Em (Lindura) to her bestie Beatrice, after they get a flat tire on the outskirts of Christmasland and help approaches

OUTLANDER

“I kent Claire had a few years on you, but I never guessed it was 200.”

“Two hundred and seven.”

After learning the truth about Claire, Ian (Steven Cree) teases Jamie (Sam Heughan) about marrying an older woman

SUPERMAN & LOIS

“It doesn’t take a genius to know that you’re not the one in charge here. But, also — take it from a genius.”

That brainiac Milton (Nikolai Witschl) keeps Amanda in check

SUPERMAN & LOIS (Bonus Quote!)

“When I was a kid, I didn’t know anyone else with powers. When I was learning how to use them, I did it alone. I trained at the Fortress, alone. Started making saves, alone. No matter how many people I was fighting, I was alone. That’s all I ever knew.”

“Wow, that’s… pretty sad.”

“Yeah, do you, like, need a hug or something?”

Clark (Tyler Hoechlin) teaches Jordan (Alexander Garfin) and Jonathan (Michael Bishop) how to team up

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS

“Ever since I have been working up the career ladder at Cannon Capital, I have been absolutely loving my deliciously mild human interactions, and I really want a chance to practice my human small talk. ‘Oh hey hon, love that top! Where is it from? Online? Great, I love online!’”

Vampire Nadja (Natasia Demetriou) shows off how good she’s getting at blending in with humans

DECK THE WALLS

“And she’s gonna help us deliver a house to the Landrys that’s Nancy Meyers pretty, like a mix of both houses from The Holiday, when Jude Law was at his most handsome — which is incidental but important to me!”

Christmas charity house flipper Sal (Danny Pellegrino), boasting about the addition of his interior designer sister Rose to his team

LANDMAN

“I’d warn you about the company you keep, but she does have custody.”

Tommy (BIlly Bob Thornton) can’t really chastise his teen daughter for getting drunk when her mother was the one keeping the tequila flowing

DANCING WITH THE STARS

“You’re like a burst of sunshine. Like two little antidepressants dancing across the floor.”

Derek Hough gives an unexpected, but perfectly suitable, description for the experience of watching Stephen and Rylee’s redemption quickstep

BAD SISTERS

“I’d love to keep chatting, but the rubbish that turns up on this beach!”

After the Garvey sisters run into Angelica (Fiona Shaw) by the ocean, we’re pretty sure she isn’t talking about her community-service duties

THE IRRATIONAL

“I can’t imagine big three-letter agencies like to be bossed around by other ones…. Too bad for them, Kylie is on it. And once I find [the hacker], the only acronym they’ll be saying is ‘FML.’”

Kylie (Travina Springer) launches her hunt for someone out to crash trains

DEAR SANTA

“Who said I was chunky?”

“That’s how they make you look in the movies.”

“Yeah, figures. If you’re not a perfect Size 2 in Hollywood, they demonize ya.”

Satan (Jack Black), not realizing that he and 11-year-old Liam (Robert Timothy Smith) are discussing whether he’s Santa Claus

SILO

“Not everyone who knows things has to die.”

“Can you stop saying mysterious s—t, please, for just a second, and get to why the f—k I’m here?!”

Kennedy (Rick Gomez) has had enough of Sims’ (Common) cryptic babblings

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