Yahoo Lifestyle People Are Sharing Ways To Start A Fight In 5 Words Or Less Without Mentioning Politics, And Yeah, These Phrases Could Star WARS
Let's start some drama.
X user LB asked people to "start a fight in less than 5 words" without mentioning politics.
Start a fight in less than 5 words - can’t be about politics!
— LB (@beyondreasdoubt) August 13, 2024
And here are some of my favorites:
1. "Soap on cast iron pan"
Soap on cast iron pan.
— Bart Giordano (@bgiordan) August 13, 2024
2. "Reclining is my right"
Reclining is my right.
— Bryan McGrath (@ConsWahoo) August 13, 2024
3. "You're acting like your mom"
You're acting like your mom.
— 🍊🍊Capt'n Cornjuice🥃🥃 (@BoCamaro) August 13, 2024
4. "Cilantro is the best herb"
Cilantro is the best herb
— Michael Scott (@mscottdongh_) August 13, 2024
5. "A hotdog is a taco"
A hotdog is a taco
— The Crackal (@TheCrackal) August 14, 2024
6. "Brad Pitt was never hot"
Brad Pitt was never hot.
— Camellia (@RareCamellia) August 14, 2024
7. "Pineapple belongs on pizza"
Pineapple belongs on pizza
— Reese🇺🇸🐊 (@reeseonable) August 13, 2024
8. "Star Wars is boring"
Star Wars is boring.
— Bethany S. Mandel (@bethanyshondark) August 13, 2024
9. "Chocolate is gross"
Chocolate is gross
— Stephanie Co (@stephanie_co239) August 13, 2024
10. "Bruce Springsteen sucks, comprehensively"
Bruce Springsteen sucks, comprehensively.
— Jeff Sechelski (@JeffSechelski) August 13, 2024
11. "Game of Thrones is stupid"
Game of Thrones is stupid.
— sea_glass15 (@Sea_Glass1115) August 13, 2024
12. "Miracle Whip is the best!"
Miracle whip is the best!
— Noble Heathen (@NobleHeathen) August 13, 2024
13. "Pickles are absolutely disgusting"
Pickles are absolutely disgusting https://t.co/sEGCDY01Vm
— Big Ben's Burner (@Blitzburghstil1) August 14, 2024
14. "Real estate agents are underpaid"
Real Estate Agents are underpaid. https://t.co/vvah6jZS1C
— Max Martin (@maximustmartin) August 13, 2024
15. "Shawshank Redemption is overrated"
Shawshank Redemption is overrated https://t.co/BO1hqYb8vC
— Heffomite (@Heffomite) August 14, 2024
16. "Ranch beats blue cheese, period"
Ranch beats blue cheese, period.
— ThatFamilyGames (@ThatFamilyGames) August 14, 2024
17. "Will Ferrell simply isn't funny"
Will Ferrell simply isn't funny.
— Law in Japan (@Colin_P_A_Jones) August 14, 2024
18. "Steak is gross"
Steak is gross.
— Kimberly Ross (@SouthernKeeks) August 14, 2024
19. "Always use the Oxford comma"
Always use the Oxford comma.
— The Oxford Comma (@RealOxfordComma) August 14, 2024
20. "Wine is better with ice"
Wine is better with ice.
— Jeff Jacoby (@Jeff_Jacoby) August 14, 2024
21. "Cats are vastly superior pets"
Cats are vastly superior pets
— Noble Heathen (@NobleHeathen) August 13, 2024
22. "Taylor Swift is overrated"
Taylor Swift is overrated.
— Mike (@BadKarma5555) August 14, 2024
23. "Diehard is/isn't a Christmas movie"
Diehard is/isn't a Christmas movie...
— Larry duran (@Lduran1967) August 14, 2024
24. "Real chili contains NO beans"
Real chili contains NO beans!
— Cuatro Kowalski (@numba4) August 14, 2024
25. "A hot dog is a sammich"
A hot dog is a sammich.
— Purvi Rajani (@PurviRajani) August 13, 2024
26. "Chick fil a is overrated"
Chick fil a is overrated.
— Levi Koch (@Lastkingofiowa) August 13, 2024
27. And lastly, just "Moist"
Moist
— definitely not advice (@stillnotadvice) August 14, 2024
