17 Signs From The Past Week That Made Me Laugh So Hard, I Blacked Out For A Second And Saw The Other Side

As we start to close out October, please enjoy the funniest signs of the week, courtesy of r/funnysigns and Twitter:

1."What a nice painting!"

Skeletons in a yard act out an art class scene, drawing a skeletal "Bone-a-Lisa" on an easel

2. "✨☝️✨"

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3."Halloween special."

Sign near construction site with text: "Halloween Special, Bodies Buried $5.00, Really Deep $10.00."

4."ID, please. We want to inform your family nicely."

Sign on gate reads: "Attention burglars please carry ID so we can notify next of kin."

5."The suspense is killing me. 😭"

Store sign with humorous typo: "Bottled Water And And." A decorative railing with vine motif is partially visible above

6."Oh, Paul, what did you do?"

Large billboard text: "Paul, tell your wife about us or I will! Happy Valentine's, baby. P.S. I'm pregnant."

7."Yeah, I don't want 'P' in my 'ool' either."

Sign reads: "Welcome to our OOL. Notice there is no 'P' in it. Let's keep it that way."

8."No wonder they keep crying."

Store sign humorously combines "baby needs" and "beers & wines."

9."Certainly gets your attention."

Illustrated poster showing three bubble tea cups with cute faces. Text above reads, "i'm bubble tea," "suck my balls," referring to tapioca pearls

10."Gotcha: Did you read it right?"

Sign reads: "What I if told you you read the top line wrong."

11."Real as hell."

Sign on store window: "Please do not say 'Dammmn' when you hear the price."

12."The cat is actually the boss of my dog."

Sign warns: "Beware of the dog. The cat is not trustworthy either."

13."When one visual isn’t enough."

Sign on a chair reads, "Please be aware chair is broken," informing users of the chair's condition

14."What do you think?"

Sign asking "Why are you littering?" with options: "I'm stupid," "I don't care," "Mummy cleans up," and "All of the above."

15."Just try your best to take it out."

Toilet paper orientation guide with diagrams; correct position is under. A sticky note asks, "Am I doing this right?"

16."..."

Sign reads: "Got some shoes off a drug dealer. IDK what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."

17."Don't go to the hospital if you're not feeling well."

Sign reads: "Stop. Please do not enter our hospital if you're feeling unwell. Thank you for helping us to keep all our people safe."

Don't miss last week's funniest signs:

18 Signs From That Past Week That Made Me Laugh So Hard, I Pulled A Muscle In My Back And Shed A Single Tear