Yahoo Lifestyle Here Are The 19 Funniest 'Toxic' Traits People Are Confessing — And You'll Totally Relate
People are sharing their "toxic traits" online and it's increasingly clear there are no new experiences and we all have the same intrusive thoughts.
1. Disney movies lied to us.
My toxic trait is that I treat all animals like a form of puppies 😂 pic.twitter.com/Z1Mlxjo1H2
— Coach Leona (@leonaliftsheavy) December 6, 2023
2. Seems like a good time honestly.
my toxic trait is that if they opened Jurassic park I would still totally go
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) March 23, 2024
3. Who needs a therapist when you have iced coffee?
my toxic trait is thinking i’m one little treat away from all my problems being solved
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) June 25, 2024
4. When you get it right though, nothing is more satisfying:
My toxic trait is I always have to eat EXACTLY what I have a taste for.
— Sisi (@___SierraLeone) June 27, 2024
5. It’s basically medical school, right?
my toxic trait is thinking i could be a surgeon after watching nine seasons of grey’s anatomy
— anna • booktwt (@itsmylibrary) March 6, 2024
6. Astrology girlies be like...
my toxic trait is assuming every annoying person is a virgo
— ♡ bri ♡ (@blazinwithbri) September 18, 2023
7. Anyone who ever gave themselves bangs because they were bored:
my toxic trait is i think i can cut my own hair
— Kemi Marie (they/them) (@kemimarie) July 25, 2023
8. We're all really just out here thinking we're Disney Princesses aren't we??
My toxic trait is that I’m convinced all wild animals would instantly love me. Like lions would never attack me and they’d let me scratch them behind the ears
— Sham (@pyaazhater) June 3, 2022
9. Or Blake Lively in The Shallows
my toxic trait is thinking i could fend for myself against a great white if i needed to
— KAIT ◡̈ (@ToxicccK8) June 22, 2024
10. Apparently the answer is yes...
My toxic trait is thinking that wild animals will feel my vibes and domesticate themselves. 🖤🪩✌🏻 pic.twitter.com/AbgvToNsXM
— Crystal (@_TorturedArtist) May 24, 2024
11. If not friend, then why friend-shaped amirite??
my toxic trait is seeing a wild animal like a wolf or bear, and thinking I could become friends with it if I tried hard enough
— nina (@ninagrewal97) February 2, 2023
12. Ok there's a lot of these now, I blame teddy bears. The marketing might be a little too good...
My toxic trait is that if I came across a bear in the wilderness I think it would really appreciate little head scratches
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) January 11, 2022
13. Are we okay people??
My toxic trait: I turn on light mode sometimes just to feel something
— nat (@cloudstuffss) November 6, 2022
14. Catch flights, not feelings.
My toxic trait is that I always need multiple vacations booked to feel happy
— Tayy 🦋 (@reallyytayy) July 1, 2024
15. Why would I almost rather go to the dentist than finish my returns??
My toxic trait is I don’t ever return or exchange clothes that don’t fit, I’m just going to have the wrong size sitting in my closet for all eternity
— General Lee Dope (@EliSeeney) October 25, 2022
16. Don't all roomies do this??
My toxic trait is texting my husband from a different room then walking over to ask if he read my text yet
— emmy-pooh (@PetiteRainCity) July 1, 2024
17. Me with every self-help book and before every exam.
My toxic trait is believing that sleeping with books on my bed means that I’ll spontaneously absorb the information through osmosis during the night.
— مريم حسنا (@Maryamhasnaa) November 29, 2022
18. I blame all the celebrity interviews claiming their secret is "just drinking water."
My toxic trait is thinking drinking 92 ounces of water a day will fix me
— 𝚁𝚊𝚌𝚑, 𝙴𝚜𝚚. (@thebgcomplex) July 1, 2024
19. Actually girl, this one might just be you.
My toxic trait is I genuinely believe I could do that. https://t.co/0TIo4S80RC
— ava 🌞 (@moonsoultarot) February 12, 2024
What are your funniest "toxic" traits? We'd love to hear them, so share in the comments down below!
