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"I Will Never Financially Recover From This": 23 People Who Woke Up One Morning Over The Past Week And Promptly Destroyed Their Entire Lives

1.The person who learned a valuable lesson last week:

A black SUV on a city street with a fire hose running through its open rear windows, attached to a fire hydrant. A fire truck is nearby
A black SUV on a city street with a fire hose running through its open rear windows, attached to a fire hydrant. A fire truck is nearby

2.The person who juuuuust might have a bee problem:

Wall outlet with honey-like substance leaking down to the floor
Wall outlet with honey-like substance leaking down to the floor

3.The person who made a primate enemy for life:

Monkey hanging under an industrial structure, inspecting a small yellow object, amidst beams and pipes
Monkey hanging under an industrial structure, inspecting a small yellow object, amidst beams and pipes

4.The person who might just want to procure one of those human-sized bubbles:

Forearm with numbers marked near raised bumps, likely from an allergy test, showing different skin reactions
Forearm with numbers marked near raised bumps, likely from an allergy test, showing different skin reactions

5.The person whose instructions got taken very, very literally:

A pink notebook wrapped in plastic with a decorative buckle and words "Please no text!" visible on the cover
A pink notebook wrapped in plastic with a decorative buckle and words "Please no text!" visible on the cover

6.The person whose dinner had a brilliant idea:

"A lightbulb fell into my dinner"
"A lightbulb fell into my dinner"

7.The person who likes their board games nice and chilled:

Monopoly board game mistakenly placed in the fridge, with a pizza box on top and humorous text expressing frustration over the mix-up
Monopoly board game mistakenly placed in the fridge, with a pizza box on top and humorous text expressing frustration over the mix-up

8.The person who straight up turned their AirPods to GOOP:

Hand placing a wireless earbud into a round charging dock on a wooden surface
Hand placing a wireless earbud into a round charging dock on a wooden surface

9.The person whose pizza place is running a very interesting new promotion:

Pepperoni pizza in a box with a cigarette placed on top. Text above reads, "There was a cigarette in my pizza box???"
Pepperoni pizza in a box with a cigarette placed on top. Text above reads, "There was a cigarette in my pizza box???"

10.The person who needs to get their dang ears checked:

A person mistook "email problems" for "female problems," leading to a misunderstanding about solving cramps
A person mistook "email problems" for "female problems," leading to a misunderstanding about solving cramps

11.The person who made a very expensive mistake:

Broken wine bottle with spilled liquid and shattered glass on a store floor, near a wine shelf. An open box and lid lie nearby
Broken wine bottle with spilled liquid and shattered glass on a store floor, near a wine shelf. An open box and lid lie nearby

12.The person whose toothbrush just got some zesty seasoning:

Toilet brush stand with a brush and a small toothbrush placed together on a bathroom floor
Toilet brush stand with a brush and a small toothbrush placed together on a bathroom floor

13.The person who made an avian enemy for life:

Car sunroof with a large crack and hole in a parking lot. Several cars are visible in the background
Car sunroof with a large crack and hole in a parking lot. Several cars are visible in the background

14.The person who made a grave financial error:

Broken eggs are scattered on a tiled floor next to a washing machine, with a "sad" cartoon seal overlayed above
Broken eggs are scattered on a tiled floor next to a washing machine, with a "sad" cartoon seal overlayed above

15.The person whose helmet is now prime real estate:

A hand holds a motorcycle helmet filled with twigs, leaves, and debris, suggesting it has been used as a nest
A hand holds a motorcycle helmet filled with twigs, leaves, and debris, suggesting it has been used as a nest

16.The person who is going to have the lap up that coffee like a cat:

Coffee machine overflowing, spilling liquid onto a kitchen counter near a stove and a paper plate
Coffee machine overflowing, spilling liquid onto a kitchen counter near a stove and a paper plate

17.The person who loves their cat very much, I'm sure:

A homemade frosted cake topped with walnuts on a wooden cutting board in a kitchen
A homemade frosted cake topped with walnuts on a wooden cutting board in a kitchen

18.The person who is definitely done ironing for the day:

"Mistakes were made."
"Mistakes were made."

19.The person whose BBQ plans are now in SHAMBLES:

Skewered meat scattered on the ground around an overturned tray
Skewered meat scattered on the ground around an overturned tray

20.The person who got a little extra surprise with their oatmeal:

Spoonful of oatmeal with grains, held over a wooden floor. A bowl is visible in the background
Spoonful of oatmeal with grains, held over a wooden floor. A bowl is visible in the background

21.The person who got the greatest gift of all:

A Dremel 4250 multi-tool box sits next to an opened black bag containing a large potato wrapped in paper
A Dremel 4250 multi-tool box sits next to an opened black bag containing a large potato wrapped in paper

22.The person who made a million tiny new friends:

flea bites on legs
flea bites on legs

23.And the person who got a different type of creamer in their coffee:

A travel mug with a damaged lid sits on a concrete ledge. Nearby, part of a notebook is visible
A travel mug with a damaged lid sits on a concrete ledge. Nearby, part of a notebook is visible

Delish!