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Kmart mum's 'dirty' X-rated discovery on party decoration
A mum has made an X-rated discovery in the unlikeliest of places while preparing for her son’s fourth birthday party.
Posting to the ‘Mums Who’ Facebook page on Wednesday, the mum shared several snaps of the decorations for her boy’s dinosaur-themed bash which included dino plates, cups and a huge blue Tyrannosaurus balloon.
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She couldn’t help but notice that the method for inflating said balloon — via a small nozzle between the T-rex’s legs — was rather, well... “dirty”.
“When you realise you were blowing it in more than one way,” the mum captioned the pics. She also added several suggestive hashtags including “#blowhard” and “#dirty”.
There’s no denying that the $5.50 Kmart bargain — which includes the 120cm dino and six regular-sized balloons — was the centrepiece of the party but we suspect the mum in question wasn’t able to look at the extinct predator without giggling.
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