I Can Literally Feel My Chest Ache From Laughing So Much At This Week's 18 Funniest Black Twitter Moments
Hey folks, welcome back to another hilarious roundup of the best Black Twitter jokes from the week. There's A LOT happening on Black Twitter right now, including the drama surrounding Kendrick Lamar being announced as the Super Bowl Halftime headliner.
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Kendrick went from being at home minding his own business to headlining the super bowl all because Drake didn't know how to pick his battles.
— Ma$on (@FirstGentleman) September 8, 2024
@FirstGentleman
I'm here for the drama, so let's dive into this week's gems:
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Somebody said this is how Black folks shut down the kitchen at night, and this is accurate😂 pic.twitter.com/ILz9Vy47SO
— Jess✨️♈️ (@Jesspolished) September 6, 2024
@Jesspolished
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I love chappell roan. she getting yall to be white again. please stop rapping
— niles (@NILES100) September 6, 2024
@NILES100
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Coco Jones got my roommate licking our TV? pic.twitter.com/BvKoukUjLz
— IcyVert (@IcyVert) September 6, 2024
@IcyVert
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My mother took my little sister phone and she came home to this , I would fold so bad as a parent I’d give it back cause this shit so valid 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/pQURdWqgkM
— Des (@DestinyKeasiaa) September 7, 2024
@DestinyKeasiaa
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So much for a silent night. https://t.co/YP70wngjfl
— Bruce Wayne (@SameOlDarius) September 6, 2024
@SameOlDarius / @PopCrave
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Jay Z after selecting Rihanna, Usher and Kendrick Lamar three years in a row: pic.twitter.com/jZ6ijWP2C0
— II Hands II Stan 𐚁 (@16roads) September 8, 2024
Hulu / @16roads
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Michael Ealy needs to be investigated fr cause he plays crazy way too well and has for a long time pic.twitter.com/wfJwgdbwGC
— m. (@_ctrlmj) September 6, 2024
Steve On Watch / @_ctrlmj
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black folks 🤝🏾 napkins pic.twitter.com/DWiAKy3VVL
— Lex Da Writer (@itslexdawriter) September 7, 2024
@itslexdawriter
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Baby this is a security question https://t.co/UAMneHKosA
— Auntie Derek (@DerekIsNormal) September 7, 2024
@DerekIsNormal
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Fried Chicken Lo Mein before a 10 hour road trip was a bad idea. Currently driving through NC two inches above the driver’s seat.
— Melech. (@MelechThomas) September 1, 2024
@MelechThomas
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The way this woulda been my face 😭 pic.twitter.com/qXiG7YLMCL
— torron (@torronto) September 5, 2024
Nickelodeon / @torronto
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just finished my CECRED wash day so now i'm about to put on my IVY PARK and spray on a lil CE NOIR so i can feel good tonight drinking my SIRDAVIS whiskey while listening to RENAISSANCE and filling for BANKRUPTCY!
— zae (@itszaeok) September 7, 2024
@itszaeok
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I love how “Was yo daddy a glass maker” has is the great diasporic connector. We literally ALL say some variation of this. https://t.co/oFEFYD0anz pic.twitter.com/LsrdKkXMYK
— Grip Bayless✨ (@talleyberrybaby) September 5, 2024
Hulu / @talleyberrybaby
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.@theestallion https://t.co/EoiKjhGUza pic.twitter.com/I00yiyA1CU
— Lestate Lioncourt’s Biggest Hater || 🇵🇸 💛 (@leoxeloo) September 7, 2024
BET / @leoxeloo
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Until I remember that I am boiling egg https://t.co/VXX0YUOc2h
— Tee💌🌷 (@WelovveTee) September 7, 2024
@WelovveTee
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My husband is a clown 😂. The best clown though 😍❤️🐝🥃 Thanks Beyoncé! pic.twitter.com/L9Jl9JBcCx
— Why you being weird to meeee?! (@DeeDeeWylyn) September 6, 2024
@DeeDeeWylyn
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I left my wallet in the car and asked my 9yo if I could borrow $3. He gone say “look at me carrying this family on my back”. Boy…💀💀💀💀
— Princess | Mindfulness | Conscious Parenting (@themultiplemom) September 10, 2024
@themultiplemom
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