Yahoo Lifestyle Last Week On Twitter Was Perfect Chaos, So Here Are 43 Tweets That'll Keep You Laughing
From a wild and weird past few months in politics to the 2024 Paris Olympics, there's been no shortage of funny moments this summer. Because what better way to cope and come together than through memes?
— liz ⭐️ (@AstoundingSwift) July 21, 2024
Nickelodeon / Via Twitter: @AstoundingSwift
Last week was simply nooo exception to our summer of chaos. So, from political memes to Olympic moments to all the randomness in between, here are all the funniest tweets from last week:
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Y’all my dog has been blind with cataracts for 4 years. We randomly had an earth quake the other day and coincidentally this mf cataract shifted to the bottom of his eye and now he can kinda see out his pupil again 😭😭😭 he’s been living his best life on his recent walks bruh
— † Sponge (@iSponge_) August 2, 2024
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people who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything. its labor day and theyre like waittt u know what would be perfect rn
— carter hambley (@carterhambley) August 4, 2024
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https://t.co/7f8eNc0HoU pic.twitter.com/b8X7sFzjzr
— Jeff Ewing (@ReelJeffEwing) July 29, 2024
Warner Bros. / Courtesy Everett Collection / Via Twitter: @ReelJeffEwing
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Walmart lock up the most basic shit. Fucking $10 elf primer. Took me 15 minutes to find an employee and 20 minutes for them to find a key just for me to still steal it for my inconvenience.
— trapper/rapper (@lonthecelebrity) July 29, 2024
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customer at my job got caught stealing and i ended up getting in trouble cause you can see me in the background of the security footage on my phone pic.twitter.com/HFhYPzuqM7
— geo (@geodicey) August 1, 2024
Joseline's Cabaret / The Zeus Network / Via Twitter: @geodicey
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This how they giving it up in Germany?! Well damn hinga dinga durgen https://t.co/zKvEGOCKEw
— Butterscotch Waterfalls. (@epicallymeems) August 2, 2024
Kevin Voigt / Getty Images / Via Twitter: @epicallymeems
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if i send you this it means im sleepy but will show up when the team needs me pic.twitter.com/RlkJ3qMoO4
— The Ginger Swindler (@lilydsmith) July 29, 2024
NBC / Via Twitter: @lilydsmith
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Took silver medal on purpose to not raise suspicions https://t.co/hm8lLkqdzf
— SARC-ART-sm (@Elroyz_) August 1, 2024
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I’m gonna tell my kids these were the Avengers pic.twitter.com/LtxdFUxbpS
— greg (@greg16676935420) July 31, 2024
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The last thing an almond croissant sees when I walk in a patisserie pic.twitter.com/APDlnNxYMx
— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) July 30, 2024
Rai 2 / Via Twitter: @MediumSizeMeech
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— ꜱᴜꜱ ✿ (@stillclosedinme) August 2, 2024
@callmetimmey / Via tiktok.com
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i remember when i was 8 one of my friends told me he was from korea and i asked whether he was from north or south and i was so proud bc i knew there were two of them and he looked at me like i was a fucking moron
— jess! (@jessicobra) August 1, 2024
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AINT NO WAY THE DOCTOR SERIOUSLY GAVE ME THIS????? pic.twitter.com/tRcuMctyou
— MACKENZIE (@ghostinthessnow) July 31, 2024
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Dear period cramps. LEAVE HER ALONE!!! Sorry you had to see that ladies.. I just get so passionate about feminism
— Tony Statovci (@tonystatovci) August 4, 2024
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trying to beat the coke allegations from my family and the hello kitty shirt i depoped came packaged like THIS are you serious pic.twitter.com/zwaj69FYpq
— laura palmer 🎀 (@murdermeonxmas) August 3, 2024
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— grace (@gracefurby) July 30, 2024
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https://t.co/vElPj0rQId pic.twitter.com/S5YVM0cPGG
— B (@the_petshopboy) August 1, 2024
The White House / Via Twitter: @the_petshopboy
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i’m sure j.d. vance would happily teach you how to top a couch https://t.co/jz4Lvmq0vu
— katie (@focusfronting) July 26, 2024
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I’m never posting anything on my story ever again pic.twitter.com/69CguGIGhT
— SALINA (@REDSEASHAWTY) July 30, 2024
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This boy flirted with me in Spanish and I tried to flirt back and he said “aw it’s so cute when you speak duolingo to me” okay wow..
— ARCHANGEL (@archangelcdj) July 29, 2024
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Thinking about the time my ex’s 8 yr old sister texted me on my birthday pic.twitter.com/vU1vDIa0sp
— ۟ (@sodamnhussein) August 3, 2024
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My stolen phone has made it to China ❤️ have a good time diva! Take pics! pic.twitter.com/rM3HUSCRhu
— COWBOY MEHMOONI (@themehmooni) August 2, 2024
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what if airpods had tongues and they started licking the inside of ur ears to indicate they’re low on battery
— ጋ (@astrrals) August 2, 2024
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I forgot who said it first but it is indeed crazy that Uhaul will rent you a 27 ft truck with no training whatsoever
— MonsterKing (@CerromeRussell) July 30, 2024
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tw deathmy dad bought me a new birth certificate (or tried to) and they accidentally printed a death certificate so legally im dead
— lyndsey ⋆⭒˚.⋆ IS MEETING DNP (@crazycar_) July 29, 2024
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this is why i stay on twitter bc where else could i follow the saga of a biologist trying to engineer blue lima beans https://t.co/iCtgASPG4O
— izzi 🪨 (@hugedickperson) July 30, 2024
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My card declined while buying a homeless a Burger king meal and he laughed at me. He said sit out here with me. Somebody will come through for us 😂
— Mitchelle Karoro (@KaroroMitchelle) July 30, 2024
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the thing about living in orlando is that sometimes you’ll go to buy weed and shrek is in the sky pic.twitter.com/JRQUw1m18L
— louwee (@alicentdyke) August 3, 2024
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When people give me directions and say ‘you can’t miss it’— Buddy you have no fucking idea of what I’m capable of
— LorazeKim ™ 🏴☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🏁 (@_KimberleyAnna) August 4, 2024
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accidentally said love you to the bus driver instead of thank you pic.twitter.com/r8xgVg3FQF
— trin (@MAXXXXXlNE) July 31, 2024
Gilly and Keeves / Via youtube.com
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https://t.co/SMGDoQX8D2 pic.twitter.com/WxvPN3IWYi
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) August 4, 2024
Twitter: @PallaviGunalan / Via tenor.com
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Twin flames pic.twitter.com/BEEXeHIXlX
— ben (@laflamablanca49) August 4, 2024
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I know the first person to eat a mango probably lost their fking mind.
— Madison McFerrin (@madmcferrin) August 2, 2024
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Just put another patty on it dawg stop playin wit me pic.twitter.com/roQ9pbEMs2
— ʰ (@easterngoblin) August 2, 2024
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I lowkey understand squirrels…… this shit is so good pic.twitter.com/RALsZht3qX
— ducki 🏳️⚧️ (@dxckiii) August 3, 2024
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Idolizing Trump is like believing the stripper really likes you
— Rob 🚀 (@RJSzczerba) August 3, 2024
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jk rowling going to bed https://t.co/xbYHx2AntV
— Thomas ‘TomSka’ Ridgewell (@thetomska) August 1, 2024
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— olive (@hallloweenqueen) August 1, 2024
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When I was a kid I wanted to pull these freaks apart like a wishbone pic.twitter.com/B9Ml6JH0NL
— doctor worm (@awaitingtrial) August 2, 2024
PBS Kids / Via Twitter: @awaitingtrial
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him: don’t jump to conclusions me: pic.twitter.com/cRIqPMa4HV
— reid 🥥🌴 (@thereidfeed) August 1, 2024
NBC / Via Twitter: @thereidfeed
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