I Know I Shouldn't Laugh, But These Extremely Dumb Spelling Mistakes People Made On The Internet Are Absolutely Killing Me

1.On sweet scents:

Someone thinking potpourri is spelled "poop puree"
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2.On the internet:

Person saying "Al Gore rhythm" instead of "algorithm"
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3.On overhearing:

Person misspelling eavesdropper as "ease dropper"
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4.On knights in shining armor:

Person misspelling "damsel in distress" as "damsel in this dress"
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5.On majors:

text where one person mixes up pediatrician and pedestrian

6.On manners:

"And who said shivery is dead"
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7.On gravy:

Person who misspells connoisseur as contesewer

8.On construction:

Someone asking for a "heavy Judy drill" instead of "heavy duty drill" "2Mara"
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9.On the worst possible place for salt:

Person saying salt in the womb instead of wound
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10.On the best of the best:

Person saying cream dollar cream instead of creme de la creme
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11.On manners:

Person saying "stand office" instead of standoffish
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12.On stunning sights:

Person who says they were taken a bath instead of taken aback
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13.On preferences:

Person who says couples tea instead of cup of tea
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14.On foresight:

Person who says they're "Claire buoyant" instead of clairvoyant
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15.On aunts:

Someone who thinks the word entrepreneur is spelled "aunt rap runner"
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16.On dinner:

Person talking about leftover strum bowling instead of "stromboli"
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17.On travel:

person who spells greece as grease
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18.On everyone's favorite dish:

A fork slicing into a chicken parmigiana on a black plate, with the text: "Chicken Parma Shaun" and a sad face emoji below
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19.On oops:

Text message saying, "So I committed a pho pa. Big oops. But I think I got away with it."

20.On gas:

Person misspelling pneumonia as ammonia
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21.On cookies:

Someone calling macadamia nut "Michael Damien nut"
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22.On true love:

A person with tattoos is lying on a pillow, holding it while text above says, "He left this morning & I can still smell his colon on my pillow cases."
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23.On coming of age:

text where one person misspells bar-mitzfah as barmistaba

24.On tragedy:

Person misspelling sucker punch as soccer punch
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25.On breakfast:

Person called lobster linguine "lobster lingerie"
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26.On dental enemies:

Text exchange where one person says, "I think you should be in school," and the other responds with a confusing orthodontist comment

27.On the cosmos:

Person misspelling meteor shower as "meat or shower"
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28.On delicious chicken:

Social media post: A user asks if roast history chickens at Walmart are good. Another user responds, confused by the term "history chickens."

29.On harmful chemicals:

Reddit post asking, "How much nickel teen is in one cigarette?" with 12 upvotes and zero comments

30.On decisions:

Reddit thread discussing "all tomato," with users making humorous comments and puns about the phrase and its usage

31.On effects:

A tweet questioning the effectiveness of CBD oil and humorously comparing it to a gazebo
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32.On allergies:

Text exchange about going for dinner, with a humorous misunderstanding about "crushed Asians" meaning "crabs and stuff."

33.On stocks:

Text reads: "Newest revelation: beauty and the beast kind of romanticizes stockholder syndrome?"
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34.On my man John:

Text conversation about someone trying to identify "parmesan cheese" with funny autocorrect errors like "Farmarjohn" and "Parm a Shaun cheese."

35.On tattoos:

Reddit post titled "What is tattoo diabetes?" with humorous comments. One comment suggests "type two," followed by an "oh shit" response

36.On growing up:

Facebook post saying, "I thought we were all adults I didn't think we were in kidney garden anymore," with engagement details
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37.On disposals:

person who thinks a garbage disposal is called a garbanzo disposal
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38.On spring:

Mailbox with blooming flowers, with a humorous caption about "chlamydia" referring to flowers in bloom

39.On digestion:

person saying gastro astronomer instead of gastronomer

40.On loose change:

person thinking the saying is chimp change instead of chump change
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41.On delicious food:

person saying toe food instead of tofu

42.On breakfast:

person saying eggs been a dick instead of benedict

43.On growing up:

person who spells growths spurt as growthsburg
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44.On relationships:

"Mangomouse"

45.On the upcoming time change:

"Daylight Savings Time is my new worst enema."
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46.On closures:

person mistaking circumstances for circumcisions

47.On the duality of Andre:

"It's a Double Andre"; "Wait, then what does it mean? I think I know but a lot of jokes go over my head," "Double entendre—but I like 'Andre' too"

48.On good jobs:

"What's a really good job with high celery that people should apply for?"

49.On bread attacks:

person who thinks the saying is grain assault and not a grain of salt
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50.On consequences:

person who spelled ejected as ejaculated
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51.On the things that make us beautiful:

"Finding someone who can handle me and my corks is hard; I'm different and people can't handle it or don't want to take the time"
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52.On those darn kids:

Meme text: "And I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you metaling kids!"
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53.On those little, special somethings:

Text reads "I go crazy for small jesters"

54.On switchin' it up:

Text message exchange, with one person excited "Just to get there and change of paste"

55.On perseverance:

Text message exchange encouraging exercise, and someone says "Se seb wethey" and when someone asks what they mean, they explain, "'You can do it' in Spanish lol"

Hey, at least they tried.

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56.On coming clean:

Summarized text: A forum post by an unknown member discussing intermittent faults on a car's Engine ECU that were cleared and did not reappear

57.On chicken:

Text message conversation. Grey bubble: "Didn’t cook the chicken properly before we ate it." Blue bubble: "Dumb. That’s literally how you get sell my nana."

58.On human-animal hybrids:

Top text reads "Looking for a dark grey or navy blue sectional don’t need an otter man!" Comments show people humorously discussing otters instead of sectionals
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59.On aquatic mammals:

A hand holds a grilled cheese sandwich with a creamy crab filling on a green plate, accompanied by broccoli. The scene is labeled "Crab raccoon grilled cheese."

60.On the King's funnyman:

A sign at a family entertainment center requests patrons refrain from obscene gestures, profanity, and inappropriate behavior, noting small children present