Yahoo Lifestyle I'm Dying Of Laughter At The 84 Wildly Unfiltered Things People Posted On The Internet This Month
The end of the month is here, which means it's that time when I share some of the funniest viral tweets from Twitter this month! So here are some jokes to give you that much-needed laugh:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so your Twitter timeline will be even better!
1.
that "loose" & "lose" be FUCKING Y'ALL ASS UP!
— ki ❁ (@kiiialanah) July 18, 2024
2.
flight attendant said they’re out of gingerale … ok so why am I even on this plane
— rajesh sandcat (@rajeshsandcat) July 20, 2024
3.
THEY LAUGHED AT ME FOR BRINGING TUMS TO THE CLUB BUT GUESS WHAT NOW THEYRE ALL ASKING ME FOR FUCKING TUMS IN THE CLUB
— chartreuse wahoo (@chartreusewahoo) July 20, 2024
4.
my little brother has his google docs up on his tv bc he’s writing a short story and i just went wow you are brave i could never have my writing up like that and he just went “well im not writing gay fanfiction” in front of both our parents pic.twitter.com/MnVHVLt4ON
— t.j. (@eddiespresso) July 19, 2024
Crazy Legs Television / Big Fish Entertainment / Playing Field Entertainment / Twitter: @eddiespresso
5.
I’m down bad right now 😭 pic.twitter.com/eqE2aXbBpm
— The Pho Hashira 🌬️🍜🎎 (@Ace_ofHeARTS) July 20, 2024
Fox / Twitter: @Ace_ofHeARTS
6.
Oh you’re a gay couple? Which one of you says “I have a headache” and which one of you asks “Did you drink water today?”
— SPLICE OF LIFE out now 🎉 (@charles_jensen) July 23, 2024
7.
you’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house
— shar (@sharloola) July 24, 2024
8.
LA creative directors will be like “shot and styled by me” and it’s just a grainy video of some chick wearing underwear
— annika💒 (@femaleweezerfan) July 25, 2024
9.
we used to care so much more about the olympics. when those pics of michael phelps smoking a bong came out my uncle said “this can’t be happening” and went for a drive
— carter hambley (@carterhambley) July 26, 2024
10.
she call me apple the way I be in cider
— ka 🌟 (@k2ken0) July 26, 2024
11.
— Mike Bong (@WeirdBongs) July 28, 2024
12.
“And who is your primary care doctor” three different urgent cares in a trench coat, babe
— Subsistence Content Farmer (@brnzageprolapse) July 28, 2024
13.
Why did no one tell me you could go to jury duty dressed for a yoga class? Because my dumbass showed up like I’m on an episode of Scandal.
— Jessica Marie Garcia (@JessMarieGarcia) July 29, 2024
14.
If I’m being honest I don’t even know my instagram password
— DESIRE (@iadoredezzie) July 28, 2024
15.
i hope one day my wikipedia page links to yours
— 🝆 (@policefala) July 29, 2024
16.
In times of stress I always return to a classic pic.twitter.com/HrrrN82lgP
— yifei e/λ (@yifever) July 29, 2024
17.
i was arguing w this little girl on roblox cause she called me a dumb 12 year old so i told her im 25 why she say “girl go clock in” ok girl now im pissed
— 🧚🏼♀️ (@bbglyyss) July 29, 2024
18.
Telling parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.
— mine? (@halalboozee) July 28, 2024
19.
what is so realistic about sex and the city is her friends never read her little articles
— melissa lozada-oliva 🍴 (@ellomelissa) July 17, 2024
20.
doctor: do you smoke or drinkme: yesdoctor: okme: are u mad at me
— cory (@coolmathgame_) July 18, 2024
21.
why does it feel so vulnerable to ask about the soup of the day pic.twitter.com/SslkQJROyz
— mashed potato brains (@nikkibitching) July 20, 2024
Peacock / Twitter: @nikkibitching
22.
TSA asked me if the durag was religious I said Lowkey
— username (@wassupnword) July 20, 2024
23.
Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, it doesn’t mean you should challenge it
— E★ (@estherkax) July 21, 2024
24.
How it feels when you have a hyperfixation/special interest that nobody else in your friend group cares about pic.twitter.com/EZMSOETGf4
— Getlucky (@Getlucky12341) July 20, 2024
Fox / Twitter: @Getlucky12341
25.
Kamala right now: pic.twitter.com/37J9GgF4ZH
— Ben Yahr (@benyahr) July 21, 2024
Young Money Entertainment / Cash Money Records / Universal Motown Records / Twitter: @benyahr
26.
Reading in bed with the weed pen resting on the other pillow pic.twitter.com/IWFpJdgtpZ
— Owen (@miseblock) July 22, 2024
Fox / Twitter: @miseblock
27.
i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages
— ava! (@F41rygirl) July 21, 2024
28.
when the artist says the album name in a random track pic.twitter.com/NuCLlnDh1H
— will (@theluckywill) July 23, 2024
20th Century Fox / Twitter: @theluckywill
29.
Not me https://t.co/q8NcufQWsM pic.twitter.com/R9vME8e27y
— Monica Geller (@Courtdulce_) July 25, 2024
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @Courtdulce_
30.
asking your manager to explain something for the second time pic.twitter.com/IxvZDmScpg
— clockniss evertea (@ConanGShore) July 25, 2024
HBO / Twitter: @ConanGShore
31.
British people when they see a drone: pic.twitter.com/ghQbel6tL5
— Ashera🧊 (@IceAshera) July 25, 2024
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @IceAshera
32.
(taking backshots)he’s…. right behind me isn’t he
— con (@genghicon) July 26, 2024
33.
I Lived It: The Person I’ve Been Talking Shit About Was Really Nice To Me Today
— jo (@cowboypraxis) July 26, 2024
34.
I bet getting laminated feels good asf for the paper
— tim (@deliclit) July 26, 2024
35.
when you’re on ssri’s pic.twitter.com/RfZbLcXasl
— elisa! (@eIisun) July 27, 2024
36.
impossible to answer when my parents ask for birthday gift ideas, like sorry mom everything i want right now is either $400 or something you should never know about
— Hours (@0600Hours) July 29, 2024
37.
rewatching the dark knight and im crying at how he ain’t know it was the Joker until he took off the mask 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/xdijCh6EDT
— Pookie (@PookiesParadise) July 27, 2024
Warner Bros. / Twitter: @PookiesParadise
38.
This is what being in your 20s looks like pic.twitter.com/8l7JKLoC2e
— Albert Gil (@LarryAlbertGil) July 28, 2024
39.
There’s a mirror in my parents’s house that could give body dysmorphia to a dog
— J (@yikingtons) July 29, 2024
40.
Homegirl and I thought my vape died but we just got a hit after letting it sit for an hour pic.twitter.com/VApZuOtiPf
— Ash ੯‧̀͡⬮ (@tripnf4ll) July 29, 2024
Hulu / Twitter: @tripnf4ll
41.
The worst part about losing your best eater is knowing they ain’t lose they appetite 💔💔
— . (@iamdontedinero) July 29, 2024
42.
Meetings? Girl, I’m watching the Olympics have some decency.
— Brianne Alexander (@briannenicolee) July 29, 2024
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— . (@BrendanDaGawd) July 29, 2024
44.
me when i couldn’t help but wonder pic.twitter.com/lYXpaW8xz1
— pauline (@vampireprada) July 13, 2024
HBO / Twitter: @vampireprada
45.
got so high I thought I knew someone named Ian
— erin (@ratsnotagain) July 11, 2024
46.
nobody: clocks at 6:50pm: pic.twitter.com/eWUAzDhH7g
— Blu ✯ (@bluemupp) July 10, 2024
Summit Entertainment / Twitter: @bluemupp
47.
— 🤠 (@heavensbvnny) July 9, 2024
48.
Me: I hate this escape room.Mom: Stop calling the family reunion that.
— Funny Snarky Humor (@FUNNYsnarkyJOKE) July 10, 2024
49.
Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.
— Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) July 9, 2024
50.
— Knockout Kiwi (@KnockoutKiwi) July 8, 2024
51.
When you smoke at your parents house and you hear the key turn pic.twitter.com/5wZfF7DGSq
— o (@acquaintf8) July 10, 2024
GloZell Green / Twitter: @acquaintf8 / Via youtube.com
52.
it’s so funny to want a masters degree. like relax
— charlie (@BUNNlCULA) July 1, 2024
53.
coworker just told me she didnt like me when i first started… we work from fuckin home and interact on teams pic.twitter.com/YRMokC1QXe
— mikey (@enbyslayer) July 10, 2024
Fox / Twitter: @enbyslayer
54.
Taking PTO is great bc you get to come back to work more stressed than before but with a tan
— comfy (@ihatethiskid) July 10, 2024
55.
Just tried a “sorry this is my first day” to a customer’s question and he was like I saw you here two weeks ago!
— shirt dog (@theshirtdog) July 1, 2024
56.
“Can you explain the gap in your resume?”“Sure are you familiar with not getting jobs?”
— Cara (@carawithac13) July 9, 2024
57.
You may think no one is there for you, but there's laundry. Laundry is always there for you.
— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) July 10, 2024
58.
One time a friend of mine was cleaning his hot mess of a room and found a whole rotisserie chicken under his bed. I didn’t answer his calls for 2 days after he told me that. I needed space.
— TATIANNA (@TATIANNANOW) July 11, 2024
59.
my AC been on for 16 day’s straight, i hope ConEd take klarna
— Jerms (@LordJerms) July 11, 2024
60.
When you’ve finished all the little puzzles on your phone before 8:30 pic.twitter.com/s1eIrDFXRB
— Sober Sister Casey “Cici” Cooper (@soneall89) July 11, 2024
Fox / Twitter: @soneall89
61.
cancelled my therapy session to go meet the reason hahaha
— alya (@_alialialialia) July 11, 2024
62.
I hate opening IG n dem loud ass songs behind y’all pictures attack me
— KT (@KaylanTamia) July 2, 2024
63.
I feel like a single mother of three taking care of myself
— Gülce (@exitsenses) July 4, 2024
64.
Me going home after making a fool of myself in the club pic.twitter.com/rnjBxb9vsh
— 💫⭐️ (@joannesbitch) July 15, 2024
Nickelodeon / Twitter: @joannesbitch
65.
"Scariest movie ever"Me after watching said movies pic.twitter.com/aZ5mZNGyiP
— Kal 🪦 (@thefinalenby) July 11, 2024
HBO / Twitter: @thefinalenby
66.
Why is everyone okay with the way “Siobhan” is pronounced?
— Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) July 1, 2024
67.
y’all be ordering espresso martinis to be fancy bitch your breath fucken stank!
— ℋ (@42mamiiii) July 1, 2024
68.
Situationships are hell pic.twitter.com/PRhm27rpyL
— 🦋 (@sadgorlzai) July 4, 2024
69.
said you wanted a brat summer and now look at you on antibiotics 😕
— someone left the cake out in the rain (@bjorksunibrow) July 6, 2024
70.
Put on your slutty dress babe, we're going to Chili's
— Suugah Boogah (@N_Doemostmuted) July 6, 2024
71.
a 2-day weekend is actually a 0 -day weekend: saturday is for catching up and sunday is ruined by the pressure of being last. the only True 2-Day Weekend is a 4-day weekend (where the middle two days operate as the proper weekend, free of all baggage)
— aLec robBins (@alecrobbins) July 7, 2024
72.
goodwill full of shein what’s the point of living anymore
— allie ꩜ ₊ ⊹ (@bookberryfairy) July 7, 2024
73.
going to the bathroom at 3am using a middle school classmate’s linkedin profile as a flashlight
— ๓๖๕ (@thaifaggot) July 3, 2024
74.
i love the day after a cookout i be eating ribs & mac n cheese at 9am
— HNDRXX. (@moreofcee) July 5, 2024
75.
i can’t take acid with ugly people i’ll start screaming
— J 🦨 (@yeezzuschrist) July 10, 2024
76.
— s (@propaganda91) July 5, 2024
77.
A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.
— mahrukh (@parhloumahrukh) July 7, 2024
78.
Joining a poly relationship and kicking the main one out
— toe lover (post office buddy) (@carobunga) July 6, 2024
79.
Me n my boyfriend when we learned we both cheated on each other pic.twitter.com/f2qIWCF99g
— jaackiee (@oomfsucks) July 5, 2024
Fox / Twitter: @oomfsucks
80.
i don't know what to believe pic.twitter.com/nyT5uc5F24
— masha (@MashaParty) July 7, 2024
81.
Deleted TikTok this morning so now I’m reading before bed pic.twitter.com/kOryBGOJUk
— zach (@zxchfxnxcct) July 10, 2024
Fox / Twitter: @zxchfxnxcct
82.
PE in High School was insane bc wdym I just ran a mile, have 5 minutes to go to change & refresh, & now I have to sit in Math class for an hour???????????????????
— lina.🍄 (@babygirlina_) July 9, 2024
83.
“Let’s get a table outside” Me: pic.twitter.com/tiXm0O1H7h
— “ (@wearevibin) July 8, 2024
ABC / Twitter: @wearevibin
84.
Just ordered a bloomin onion at Outback Steakhouse and my waiter said “great choice, one hundred emoji”
— caylah (@sacredserenityx) July 6, 2024
