Yahoo Lifestyle Here Are The Funniest, Most Viral Tweets From The Weekend
Whew, y'all, what a week. I hope you find some relief with these funny weekend tweets, even if only for a short while.
Enjoy and have a good week!
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to the random girl who tickled my armpit last night at the LCD Soundsystem concert when I put my hands in the air to cheer… what the hell is the matter with you 😭😭😭
— mothman (@grantisdumb) November 9, 2024
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When you fall asleep and miss the “you up” text. pic.twitter.com/RTqmJNH9Ea
— 𝒩. (@btchsdtm) November 9, 2024
STARZ / Twitter: @btchsdtm
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i don’t have rizz, i just have dark circles around my eyes and a weird sense of humour
— ً (@sonoreid) November 10, 2024
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Every time I think about it, I just wanna pic.twitter.com/TpwGFRUFts
— Bryan H. (@X_BryanH) November 8, 2024
Tyler Perry / Twitter: @X_BryanH
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My manager called someone a bungalow the other day, I scratched my head for time before realising it means THERES NOTHING UPSTAIRS 😭😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/bjtMWyBC5n
— Awã (@LissaBabez) November 9, 2024
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The beers are starting to taste like I’m walking out the building with these bowling shoes on pic.twitter.com/F6tiVwDoxm
— Roady (@roadsoda69420) November 10, 2024
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Y’all. I woke up with a headache and I hear my 9 year old son in the kitchen, so I asked him to bring me some water and an Aleve. He brings me some water AND A LEAF. When I tell you I have tears from laughing so hard.
— Nicole ✨ (@BombshellCole) November 9, 2024
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HOW HIGH WAS THE MF MAKING MY CHEESY GORDITA CRUNCH BC WHAT IS THIS SHIT 🤣😭 pic.twitter.com/6I6jrhdvkY
— rai ✨ (@railovesyoulots) November 10, 2024
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“You unfollow people over politics?” Baby I unfollowed someone because they said they liked Lion King 1½
— Heben Nigatu (@hebennigatu) November 8, 2024
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Pulled out my I.D. At the liquor store & the lady behind the counter said “I believe you” without looking at it…pic.twitter.com/q17GHjryKk
— Nico The Lowly Tarnished (@Nicosaesthetic) November 10, 2024
HBO / Twitter: @Nicosaesthetic
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Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine.30 minutes was not the right answer.
— Somethin' about Mary (@titsonthebarbie) November 9, 2024
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the substance customer service rep whenever demi moore calls pic.twitter.com/k5CojsKzKp
— bradley 🩸 (@bradleyberdecia) November 9, 2024
@jesus_naigus / Twitter: @bradleyberdecia
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asked oomf to put on the movie little women and he put on little women OF ATLANTA.......
— 👨💻 (@cumzillarawn) November 9, 2024
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Dora: 🎶backpack backpack! 🎶 Boots: pic.twitter.com/CRF2StbZOf https://t.co/XhyI7btjNe
— john anthony (@johnanthonyxo) November 8, 2024
Nickelodeon / Soft White Underbelly / Twitter: @johnanthonyxo
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the first time i watched g*y p**n, I was twelve years ole. I watched it on my Amazon Kindle repeatedly for weeks. but Eventually, the panic began to set in. I Did not know how to delete my search history. so I took my dad’s weights and smashed my Kindle to smithereens
— Alvaro Chavez (@alvaro_coded) November 9, 2024
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bro i turned 24 & became this nigga hope this makes sense to somebody pic.twitter.com/FUpM5XnEm0
— #HND (@MKY88888) November 8, 2024
CBS Photo Archive / Getty Images. / Twitter: @MKY88888
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