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I Almost Choked On My Coffee While Reading These Hilarious Weekend Tweets

Chelsea Stewart
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For some reason, the best tweets always seem to happen on the weekend. Here are some funny ones that recently came across my timeline.

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1.

Tweet describes witnessing a woman get into her car, play Shania Twain, vape, and reverse into another car in a parking lot, humorously noting it's in California
Tweet describes witnessing a woman get into her car, play Shania Twain, vape, and reverse into another car in a parking lot, humorously noting it's in California

2.

Twitter: @Howlingmutant0

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3.

Tweet about a roommate cooking Trader Joe's chicken tikka masala in the microwave at 10am
Tweet about a roommate cooking Trader Joe's chicken tikka masala in the microwave at 10am

4.

Cookies with candy pieces, one cookie arranged to resemble a sad face, on a plate
Cookies with candy pieces, one cookie arranged to resemble a sad face, on a plate

5.

Airplane wing view at an airport with the words "we in places you cant pronouns" with a Boston, Massachusetts geotag
Airplane wing view at an airport with the words "we in places you cant pronouns" with a Boston, Massachusetts geotag

6.

Tweet that says "'But that’s neither here nor there' is a terrifying thing to say. Where is it?"
Tweet that says "'But that’s neither here nor there' is a terrifying thing to say. Where is it?"

7.

A tweet showing a plastic stack of colorful Easter eggs arranged in a way resembling a sex toy with the caption "whew I'm losing it"
A tweet showing a plastic stack of colorful Easter eggs arranged in a way resembling a sex toy with the caption "whew I'm losing it"

8.

Tweet says: "Just saw a girl with a ‘Brat’ bumper sticker go the wrong way down a one-way"
Tweet says: "Just saw a girl with a ‘Brat’ bumper sticker go the wrong way down a one-way"

9.

@omarioff / Via Twitter: @omarioff

10.

A tweet about using an authenticator app 36 times a day with a photo of Donald Trump looking angry in his mugshot alongside the words "everything is computer"
A tweet about using an authenticator app 36 times a day with a photo of Donald Trump looking angry in his mugshot alongside the words "everything is computer"

11.

@ouchmypaw / Via Twitter: @ouchmypaw

12.

A social media post with a text exchange showing someone responding to a message that says "night" with an emoji of the night sky along with the caption "you can go low, but ima go lower"
A social media post with a text exchange showing someone responding to a message that says "night" with an emoji of the night sky along with the caption "you can go low, but ima go lower"

13.

A Twitter user responds "allegedly" to a question asking if they snore
A Twitter user responds "allegedly" to a question asking if they snore

14.

@ItsMontez / VH1 / Via Twitter: @ItsMontez

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15.

Tweet by Mollie G. about a woman at an open mic who is venting about life without telling jokes; it has 522.9K views
Tweet by Mollie G. about a woman at an open mic who is venting about life without telling jokes; it has 522.9K views

16.

Summit Entertainment / Temple Hill Entertainment / @ravi_nati0n / Via Twitter: @ravi_nati0n

17.

@/New_D_Kosher / Via Twitter: @New_D_Kosher

18. Finally:

Twitter: @Comicsands_

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