58 Hilarious Tweets That Would Only Make Sense In 2024
2024 is quickly wrapping up, and whew, boy, what a year! We had JoJo Siwa inventing gay pop, a nerdy pommel horse guy named Steve becoming an American hero, and tons of talk about people having sex with couches. Who knew that was even thing! A whole lot of things happened, and you'll find these tweets funny if you were, unfortunately, perpetually online this year:
1.
she looks like she's going to represent finland in eurovision https://t.co/WqlhZtymih
— luuk (@escluuk) April 2, 2024
Getty Images/Twitter: @escluuk
2.
omg gender reveal, it’s french!!! #OlympicGames #OpeningCeremony pic.twitter.com/3mZs2HFYvx
— faith🌛 (@EurovisionFaith) July 26, 2024
3.
— sunny ッ (xion’s version) (@_usertweets) November 6, 2024
4.
When I ask for my receipt to be emailed instead of printed pic.twitter.com/LDjb8l3IXk
— Dylan Hornik (@_Hornik_) April 14, 2024
5.
ok here we go, some regular good old fashioned News for a change, lets goooo https://t.co/XtmhAqcHTY
— fredesque (@FredTaming) November 7, 2024
6.
Saw on my walk home last night, Wicked fans are on another level pic.twitter.com/qdL4op7tIM
— nikolaus (@SadSagittariun) November 23, 2024
7.
why is john fetterman calling in from the cask of amontillado catacomb pic.twitter.com/kVk5ZCWM4e
— zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg) November 6, 2024
8.
In 2028 he’ll be old enough to run for president pic.twitter.com/oqDQHoTZad
— rice🦇 (@412ricefarmer) November 7, 2024
9.
Everybody saying “fuck Moo Deng” like she voted for him—god forbid a woman sees society for what it is
— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) November 7, 2024
10.
founding fathers creating the electoral college were like pic.twitter.com/ExyqCjbFdA
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) November 6, 2024
11.
Not now sweetie mommy is taking the lyrics of Defying Gravity and really holding space with that and feeling power in that pic.twitter.com/Srxh9xn4yH
— Tom Zohar (@TomZohar) November 22, 2024
12.
queer media pic.twitter.com/1sUejrl1aP
— ໊ (@buffys) November 23, 2024
13.
pride month update: wyoming has fallen pic.twitter.com/g497irDZxv
— Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) June 10, 2024
14.
My lesbian aunt just posted this lmao pic.twitter.com/2nh3Nz80uK
— OCDoll (@CISFAKER) November 6, 2024
15.
Tried to make the scariest pumpkin I could think of for halloween pic.twitter.com/KaXv6aMhCr
— Dennis (@dkardonsky_) October 26, 2024
16.
NAHH YALL GOT IT🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/7frRk0SMmh
— 💎𝐊𝐚𝖎 𝐁💎 (@official_kaiiii) September 11, 2024
17.
elphaba stronger than me cause i would've unzipped fiyero's pants in the woods and showed oz something truly wicked pic.twitter.com/0UK5KZqBGw
— kev (@kehvuhn) November 22, 2024
18.
Beautiful cabin crew pic.twitter.com/Uh1GjVBDwR
— Joker Guerrilla Army (@culture_genious) April 13, 2024
19.
this is the fastest merch turnaround I've ever seen in my life pic.twitter.com/Y06Pl36g58
— america's #1 lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) April 5, 2024
20.
Ummm Theyre saying U can’t have swag anymore (because of woke) pic.twitter.com/dqo38dtUk7
— Pedant (@ellawebs) April 4, 2024
21.
Thinkin’ about wearing this to a Trump rally pic.twitter.com/lZiQVJJcHq
— Brandon Warne (@formerly_bw) July 25, 2024
22.
Saw my first Cybertruck in the wild pic.twitter.com/p9JgkhZ1Lx
— Liam Nissan™ (@theliamnissan) June 5, 2024
23.
Good on you, kiddo. Keep going. pic.twitter.com/6yrEDRYO3b
— Kristin Wilson (@kristin__wilson) June 3, 2024
24.
They had to use AI to create an image of Donald Trump praying. https://t.co/zOt7NCkEgO
— Pastor Ben (@BenjaminPDixon) July 24, 2024
25.
indian news channels at it again 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/eqrh5n2Pkp
— 🍓 (@skskskskrrttt) July 22, 2024
26.
??? pic.twitter.com/S5elHtX0KB
— ryan (@OhItsRyan) July 21, 2024
27.
— liz ⭐️ (@AstoundingSwift) July 21, 2024
28.
They got the vegas ball. It’s all over. We lost. pic.twitter.com/0EskhDXYxD
— aaron (@aaronoleary) July 19, 2024
29.
He’s their Regina George https://t.co/S8qpFfZuOT
— ARABIA HAS A PROBLEM (@arabianica) July 18, 2024
30.
why is she using the long form like it’s a formal email 😭 pic.twitter.com/T3IZAQUCYr
— vi ✰ (@ccloveoml) July 8, 2024
31.
The only two genders I recognize pic.twitter.com/VubZYYachZ
— I’m Jeff (@whosjeffiam) July 6, 2024
32.
the european mind cannot comprehend this pic.twitter.com/l493rR5XsI
— Justin Credible (@GravySauceCream) June 17, 2024
33.
if i send u this just know im gonna put in WORK right after this nap pic.twitter.com/NUOtxeHDLM
— Matt Ellentuck (@mellentuck) July 29, 2024
34.
my dad "watching tv" any time after 8pm pic.twitter.com/hhcIkBDM84
— Hayley McGoldrick (@GoldieOnSports) July 29, 2024
35.
Me: The U.S. sucks, I hate it hereBeyoncé: Introducing Team USA!Me: pic.twitter.com/HfWfz3rrAV
— Mike 📺 (@michaelcollado) July 27, 2024
36.
this look like a 2010 club picture https://t.co/HqtyViFPWG
— dee 🍑 (@LeciJ_) July 26, 2024
37.
🚨 they gentrified Cookie Crisp 🚨 pic.twitter.com/YDKCcVEq1s
— Raft ⚠️(they/them)⚠️ (@caitraft) June 12, 2024
38.
Well this Peacock graphic for Pride is…certainly a choice pic.twitter.com/0GSpp4MT3E
— Adam Feldman (@FeldmanAdam) June 2, 2024
39.
things I did not expect to Google today #OpeningCeremony pic.twitter.com/HUuKp4XyRv
— taylor (@_eggnonymous) July 26, 2024
40.
Tim Walz says “I hated it” to every single waitress who comes to take his empty plate away.
— Phillip (@MajorPhilebrity) August 7, 2024
41.
I just know Tim Walz could teach me how to drive stick shift without making me cry once
— Carrie Courogen (@carriecourogen) August 7, 2024
42.
That back tooch??? He really ✨served✨ the country pic.twitter.com/A2yGqL6Wku
— Kim Chi (@KimChi_Chic) July 31, 2024
43.
Me the second Simone Biles Suni Lee or Katie Ledecky are on my television pic.twitter.com/yc8qWWEwVL
— brendan (@brendann2272) July 29, 2024
44.
Oh okay so when Jason Kelce does it everyone loves it but when I do it it’s “time to go home” pic.twitter.com/y80wsuru7d
— Charlotte Wilder (@TheWilderThings) January 22, 2024
45.
snoopy at the eclipse event is wild pic.twitter.com/oTX2q8pjYn
— Cam (@idiosinkrasies) April 8, 2024
46.
WHAT IS HAPPENING ON NICKELODEON HELPPP😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/V9yH6w92Mu
— mir🍀 (@cloverrblooms) February 12, 2024
47.
“Am I saying that right, Munch?” pic.twitter.com/rTvvJ6yPok
— Mucci Wally Wally, Mucci Bang Bang (@MucciFlipFlop) February 11, 2024
48.
SHE WEAR SHORT SKIRTS I WEAR TSHIRTS SHES CHEER CAPTAIN AND IM ON DA BLEACHERS pic.twitter.com/b5rImXLD6x
— bret hart respecter (@jonmoxIeys) February 12, 2024
49.
Stay safe out there everyone.. so i had 2 tickets for the Madame Web movie in my car and someone broke in and left 4 more pic.twitter.com/agTxbbwhJp
— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) February 15, 2024
50.
Jason Kelce https://t.co/vSyEyUlxs0
— Wiffleball (@CorkballOne) February 24, 2024
51.
holding space for defying gravity at our thanksgiving table this year pic.twitter.com/9FmM5ugVGZ
— aram 🐏 (@aramnotagoat) November 28, 2024
52.
Ron DeSantis the minute he dropped out of the presidential race: pic.twitter.com/dQqmtjEp29
— eric (@MrEAnders) January 22, 2024
53.
paid tribute to the chicago rat hole today pic.twitter.com/jDM1vWPPNo
— onion person - @junLper.beer on Bluesky (@CantEverDie) January 13, 2024
54.
Me cheering my friends picking the brunch spot I wanted the whole time and orchestrated behind the scenes to make happen pic.twitter.com/Oy6EG16LC7
— Andrew Strauss (@straussanator) August 20, 2024
55.
when my boss sends a “gentle reminder” email to the group after i screw something up pic.twitter.com/RjWTbSmOrp
— steph 🎄 (@whutyearisit) August 23, 2024
56.
Me waiting for the first HaHa in the group chat pic.twitter.com/kuKIFbttPG
— Andrew Strauss (@straussanator) August 13, 2024
57.
the nationalism leaving my body after the olympics pic.twitter.com/krMwOLnJDM
— manny (@mannyfidel) August 11, 2024
58. And lastly:
If I send you this picture, just know I think I did that. #Olympics #BreakingForGold pic.twitter.com/tkH2Mu4RZR
— earphonejack95 ♑️ (@taylorann112) August 9, 2024