19 Absolutely Unhinged Amazon Product Reviews That Made Me Laugh So Hard My Abs Are Sore

1.This person who deducted a star from their review because the containers didn't come with a sandwich:

2.This person found an unconventional use for a giant pink dildo:

3.And this person should just get a bidet and move on with their life:

4.This controversial lunch:

5.And this mom who kinda just reviewed her tall son:

6.This gal gets it:

7.This reviewer who may have taken the title of the movie a bit too literally:

8.And this surprise tooth:

9.This trash can that doubles as a relationship tester:

10.And this person stuck their frustration with a tube of glue into a poem:

11.This reviewer genuinely went through something assembling a bed frame:

12.This "special" cat:

13.This air mattress might fool me too, under the right circumstances:

14.This fart trapping bean bag would make a great gift for someone you hate:

15.And this person took "slugging" to a whole 'nother level:

16.And this "hdppy birthday":

17.This absolute roller coaster of a review:

18.The devil's under desk treadmill:

19.And finally, I think we've all been this person: