The 50 Best 'Real Housewives' Taglines of All Time, Ranked

Kicking off every episode of the Bravo reality franchise, the best Real Housewives taglines don’t just introduce viewers to the series’ stars, giving insights into their humor, hobbies and hotheadedness. They regularly become part of the pop culture zeitgeist in their own right, fueling social media memes and finding their way into dinnertime conversations. From Beverly Hills to New York City and all the way to Auckland, the Bravo-lebrities on this list have regularly gifted fans with iconic one-liners and these intro lines are no exception.

Here’s a comprehensive ranking of the 50 best Real Housewives taglines of all time, from all over the global franchise.

The Best 'Real Housewives' Taglines, Ranked

50. “If you’re going to take a shot at this B, you better not miss.”
– Bethenny Frankel, The Real Housewives of New York City (Season 9)

49. “Don’t hate me because I have it all, hate me because I’m beautiful.”
– Joanna Krupa, The Real Housewives of Miami (Season 3)

48. “Vancouver is a gold mine and I love to go digging.”
– Christina Kiesel, The Real Housewives of Vancouver (Season 1)

47. “I was gone with the wind, but now I'm back and twice as fabulous.”
– Kenya Moore, The Real Housewives of Atlanta (Season 12)

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46. "I used to flip tables, now I'm turning them.”
– Teresa Giuidice, The Real Housewives of New Jersey (Season 7)

45. “One should know, never count out the Countess.”
– LuAnn de Lesseps, The Real Housewives of New York City (Season 7)

44. “I've got heels that are higher than your standards.”
– Kameron Westcott, The Real Housewives of Dallas (Season 3)

43. “The secret to this pretty face is staying in the shade.”
– Gizelle Bryant, The Real Housewives of Potomac (Season 6)

42. “I made my money the old fashioned way: I inherited it.”
– Louise Wallace, The Real Housewives of Auckland (Season 1)

41. “In Potomac, it’s not about who you know, it’s who you are. And I’m everything.”
– Karen Huger, The Real Housewives of Potomac (Season 1)

40. “I’m not a bitch, but I’ve played one on TV.”
– Eileen Davidson, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Season 5)

39. “Faith, family and career–those are the facts of my life.”
– Kim Fields, The Real Housewives of Atlanta (Season 8)

38. “Karma's a bitch, so I don't have to be one.”
– Shannon Beador, The Real Housewives of Orange County (Season 11)

37. “If you can't handle me being the word on the street, then stop listening."
– Gizelle Bryant, The Real Housewives of Potomac (Season 3)

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36. "A good set of lashes can fix anything...even a mugshot."
– Tinsley Mortimer, The Real Housewives of New York City (Season 9)

35. “If you’re offended by what I’m saying, imagine what I’m thinking.”
– Janet Roach, The Real Housewives of Melbourne (Season 4)

34. "I’m pint-sized, baptized, and highly prized."
– Tamra Judge, The Real Housewives of Orange County (Season 12)

33. “I tell it like it is, but I always make it nice.”
– Dorinda Medley, The Real Housewives of New York (Season 9)

32. “My nose may be new, but I can still smell a rat”
— Jennifer Aydin, The Real Housewives of New Jersey (Season 12)

31. "I believe in excess of everything...except moderation.”
– Dorit Kemsley, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Season 8)

30. “I’m back to bring the zen. Namaste, bitches.”
– Dina Manzo, The Real Housewives of New Jersey (Season 6)

29. “To a certain group of people in New York, status is everything.”
– Alex McCord, The Real Housewives of New York City (Season 1)

28. Am I high maintenance? Of course I am, look at me.”
– Alexis Bellino, The Real Housewives of Orange County (Season 5)

27. “I am the glue for my wig and my family.”
– NeNe Leakes, The Real Housewives of Atlanta (Season 11)

26. “Some people call me cold, but that's not ice. It's diamonds.”
– Erika Girardi, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Season 8)

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25. “I won Miss USA, not Miss Congeniality.”
– Kenya Moore, The Real Housewives of Atlanta (Season 5)

24. “My lips were made for talkin’ and that’s just what they’ll do”
– Lisa Rinna, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Season 6)

23. “I may be married to a plastic surgeon, but I’m 98-percent real.”
– Heather Dubrow, The Real Housewives of Orange County (Season 7)

22. "When life gives you lemons, put nine in a bowl!"
– Shannon Beador, The Real Housewives of Orange County (Season 10)

21. “"If you come for me, I will send Jesus after you."
– Mary Cosby, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (Season 2)

20. "If being Sonja is so wrong, why does it feel so right?"
– Sonja Morgan, The Real Housewives of New York City (Season 8)

19. “Throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack.”
– Lisa Vanderpump, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Season 5)

18. “I'm too blessed to be stressed, and too sexy to be thirsty.”

— Porsha Williams, The Real Housewives of Atlanta (Season 9)

17. “Don’t check for me, unless you got a check for me.” 
– Kandi Burruss, The Real Housewives of Atlanta (Season 12)

16. “My problem with the tabloids? My real life is so much juicier.”
– Denise Richards, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Season 9)

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15. “God is my savior, my husband is my king, and my body? It's sinful.”
– Alexis Bellino, The Real Housewives of Orange County (Season 6)

14. "I’m an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, and cash."
 – Erika Girardi, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Season 6)

13. “If you’re going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass.”
– Carole Radziwill, The Real Housewives of New York City (Season 6)

12. "I give the people what they want, and they always want Moore."
– Kenya Moore, The Real Housewives of Atlanta (Season 9)

11. “There’s nothing grey about my gardens”
– Sonja Morgan, The Real Housewives of New York City (Season 9)

10. "I am the OG of the O.C.; everyone else is just a copy."
– Vicki Gunvalson, The Real Housewives of Orange County (Season 10)

9. “The crown is heavy, darlings, so just leave it where it belongs”
– Lisa Vanderpump, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Season 7)

8. "I don't have to buy it, ‘cause I already own it."
– Lisa Rinna, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Season 8)

7. “If you can’t be cool, you can’t be with the countess”
– Luann de Lesseps, The Real Housewives of New York City (Season 8)

6. “I’m a Southern belle. Brains, booty, and all business.”
– Phaedra Parks, The Real Housewives of Atlanta (Season 5)

5. “Don’t mess with the boss, 'cuz you might get fired.”
– Kandi Burruss, The Real Housewives of Atlanta (Season 10)

4. “I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me, acquire some taste!”
– Ramona Singer, The Real Housewives of New York City (Season 9)

3."When people tell me I'm fake, I know they're just pulling my leg."
– Aviva Drescher, The Real Housewives of New York City (Season 6)

2. “I don’t keep up with the Joneses, I am the Joneses.”
– NeNe Leakes, The Real Housewives of Atlanta (Season 2)

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1. "I’m passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches.”
– Lisa Vanderpump, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Season 6)

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