The 42 Absolute Funniest Tweets From The Past 30 Days That Have Nothing To Do With Politics
Wow, November, what a month! Believe it or not, there was more news besides a certain election, so here are my favorite tweets from the past 30 days (non-political):
1.
When the dentist asks u if a totally random date an entire year from now works for u pic.twitter.com/Un7H92u1VM
— danlet (@evildanevil) November 24, 2024
2.
me when i delete “Sent from my iPhone” to make the email more formal pic.twitter.com/VTgFb4mrZd
— suki ❄️ (@sukijadedd) November 11, 2024
3.
why Chipotle doors so heavy ?? LET ME INNIS MF
— 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … (@JaYunnaMonae) November 25, 2024
4.
My Boss: you know we still have to work this week?Me: pic.twitter.com/wBQsCI3UoQ
— Lucy on the Ground (@lucyontheg) November 25, 2024
Advocate/Twitter: @lucyontheg
5.
Scuse me scuse me scuse me scuse me scuse me scuse me scuse me scuse me scuse me scuse me scuse me https://t.co/W6mfEH4YNL
— Daniel Hardman (@FeloniousDingo) November 24, 2024
6.
when the dentist told me i was grinding my teeth in my sleep pic.twitter.com/y9PBpZVVFm
— dream threesome girl (@livtinaboots) November 25, 2024
Advocate/Twitter: @livtinaboots
7.
HOW OLD ARE THESE FUCKING MONKEYS?!? https://t.co/fIW14siYwt
— Deebs (@DeebsFLA) November 9, 2024
8.
i just found a tiny plant growing out of my hand what the actual fuck do i do pic.twitter.com/MwFhHyvuqM
— nick 𖧧 𐂯🎗 (@nick_nalt) November 10, 2024
9.
When the rapture happens at a midwestern nondenominational church. pic.twitter.com/HD8hB7NoJM
— Jason, ex inferis (@benedictsred) November 11, 2024
10.
gay people and their emotional support humanities teacher pic.twitter.com/4NjQ71gINQ
— Rio (@riomat7) November 25, 2024
11.
My daughter has this stuffed animal that you can heat up prior to cuddling with. I always feel like a psychopath doing this pic.twitter.com/ttgFkpsZjU
— New town every hour (@TownsUsa) November 23, 2024
12.
gum do NOT work for everybody some of yall need to chew a Tide Pod
— BZY🎭 (@BZYABK71) November 26, 2024
13.
Final https://t.co/J95rYsr0CZ
— Voldemort (@ib_2cute) November 24, 2024
14.
TVs are like literally the only thing that have gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older https://t.co/Hu8cNKJLsw
— Tyler Conway (@jtylerconway) November 24, 2024
15.
Europeans: “I am holidaying. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day”Americans: pic.twitter.com/LK2mLLxbce
— Neil Renic (@NC_Renic) November 9, 2024
16.
there’s no high like checking a movie’s runtime and realizing it’s only 90 min
— holmes (@charlesxholmes) November 8, 2024
17.
Every time I think I have a new hobby it turns out I just like to buy stuff.
— Cali (@calidaysay) November 9, 2024
18.
are people born fergalicious or do they have fergaliciousness thrust upon them
— Frank Costa (@feistyfrank) November 23, 2024
19.
Sunday morning trip to the grocery store. Classic of the genre. pic.twitter.com/Ex48Yf3yiL
— Ashley Parker (@AshleyRParker) November 24, 2024
20.
me leaving the 18-24 age bracket pic.twitter.com/G9WXDGyEvI
— vo (@vanillaopinions) November 24, 2024
21.
Bartenders the second their hands touch a TV remote pic.twitter.com/W9NHKn112P
— Dick McFadden (@Dickmcfadden69) November 25, 2024
22.
me being a supportive friend listening to my friend say the most insane shit I’ve ever heard in my life pic.twitter.com/hWGqvw3PLK
— trash jones (@jzux) November 24, 2024
23.
theatre kids™ may be cringe but they are free and i think that is a lesson we can all learn
— bri (@bribrisimps) November 24, 2024
24.
notice how quick moo deng fell off.. oh flop deng pic.twitter.com/xbw67VxrgA
— ☆ (@DICKDOH) November 24, 2024
25.
quitting my job to focus on watching wicked
— jaden (@grandesfavs) November 24, 2024
26.
Saw on my walk home last night, Wicked fans are on another level pic.twitter.com/qdL4op7tIM
— nikolaus (@SadSagittariun) November 23, 2024
27.
if your parents told you it was illegal to have a light on in the car at night, you may be eligible for financial compensation
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) November 20, 2024
28.
When someone says they're a project manager it's like wtf are you even talking about....
— cole (@juul_survivor) November 11, 2024
29.
So thankful to exist at and same time as this diva pic.twitter.com/ZCr9ifUvYz
— eva marie saint updates (@luxurytrash_) November 12, 2024
30.
i’m sorry there’s a mistake! glen powell you won sexiest man alive! pic.twitter.com/8scx0cbjme
— zoe cannoli (@ZozoSparkles) November 13, 2024
31.
I feel like the dark this year is darker than last year. I have absolutely no science to back this up but I feel that it is too dark
— flamin nora (@katieogunsakin) November 13, 2024
32.
target be like “spend $200 and get a $5 gift card,” and that is crazy.
— whit whit 💕 (@whitmarie_) November 13, 2024
33.
You eat like a dog on it’s birthday https://t.co/BqenopDIdi
— ju ju ☆ (@YungHotEboKnee) November 16, 2024
34.
not to be woke but does your sister not have a sink https://t.co/NgFA2tX5GT
— heɪz(ə)l (@cisgenderhaver) November 16, 2024
35.
elmo kind of tweets like a drunk girl in a bar bathroom https://t.co/on9s2o15SW
— trash jones (@jzux) November 19, 2024
36.
To stay sane, you need:- A group of non-work friends where work is never discussed.- A group of work friends where salacious gossip from work is constantly discussed.
— Neil Renic (@NC_Renic) November 19, 2024
37.
Working at 5am is a pretty good reason to have an attitude https://t.co/dsFOvq1vt7
— . (@BuddyNoLove) November 19, 2024
38.
wtf pic.twitter.com/zgVnKf8UFO
— ava! (@F41rygirl) November 19, 2024
39.
As per my previous tablet… pic.twitter.com/Fo0cFO7YSN
— Toad (@ItsToad_) November 21, 2024
40.
get your fucking ass up and hold space for the lyrics of defying gravity. its like no one wants to hold space for the lyrics of defying gravity anymore pic.twitter.com/At5eRmBnqp
— gee🍂is watching 911 (@clotpolechrlie) November 22, 2024
Variety/Twitter: @clotpolechrlie
41.
This is one of those pictures that reminds you she’s British. https://t.co/t5VrgPkgPA
— Nick (@aftersunfilm) November 23, 2024
42. And lastly:
Some bar, somewhere, is going to feel the heat tonight… pic.twitter.com/B6HzVsXKFt
— Jon Taffer (@jontaffer) November 11, 2024