My Lungs Have Been Physically Aching From Laughing So Hard At The 35 Funniest Tweets People Posted This Month

me pretending to be sad at work when microsoft teams and outlook go down pic.twitter.com/NWECsqhsQr

— Brody (@heshiebee) November 25, 2024

I almost fainted- pic.twitter.com/jQNDVTGwTI

— Platypusperrys •ifb (@platypusperrys) November 15, 2024

Just walked out the bathroom at the sushi join I’m at and had to do a double take pic.twitter.com/5YNGcPwMrd

— Ashley Schaffers Burner (@Scahfferburner) November 17, 2024

there’s no fucking way this happened to me pic.twitter.com/K7NjBSmBzw

— 𝐯𝐫𝐢𝐞 ☽ (@vriesdiary) November 17, 2024

Need this backstory so bad pic.twitter.com/texsOasob0

— Chris Stedman (@ChrisDStedman) November 4, 2024

Why am I always the friend that’s in A Situation pic.twitter.com/1Ik9X11trr

— Kuna 🍂 (@wryote) November 13, 2024

Reader, this was the mermaid store pic.twitter.com/TcAuK7jApA

— Jenn Jordan (she/her) (@jennlynnjordan) November 21, 2024

in 3 months pic.twitter.com/JXdThsAxQH

— farooha (@fufekk) November 2, 2024

Using Hinge as a woman feels like selling yourself on Facebook marketplace

— Sarah (@femaleballer98) November 24, 2024

Aaaand I just got my period. Another red wave this week I freaking guess pic.twitter.com/LDBWR0t42G

— Pissed Pissedofferson (@femmebot2000) November 7, 2024

we're living in increasingly unfergalicious times

— mount bellyache (@mountbellyache) November 12, 2024

Happy veteran's day to my grandma. I'll never forget her stories of maintaining her spark while training under a tough drill sargent. Remembering her today 🤍 pic.twitter.com/XOfSpzoqJ4

— anne (@lildovzz) November 12, 2024

i just found a tiny plant growing out of my hand what the actual fuck do i do pic.twitter.com/MwFhHyvuqM

— nick 𖧧 𐂯🎗 (@nick_nalt) November 10, 2024

Overheard a guy ending a conversation: “well, those are all my funny things I had to say.”

— ash (@heythatsmeash) November 7, 2024

im a person now yippee pic.twitter.com/2FWk8qOLAJ

— freaky EVIL gerard (@mxshrxxmbxy) November 10, 2024

we’ve been teaching the 2 yr old about cutlery and setting the table for supper and, well, pic.twitter.com/sTPcAjrXlE

— madeline odent (@oldenoughtosay) November 14, 2024

applied to go back to school and then the country elected someone who wants to get rid of the department of education pic.twitter.com/jF6pKp72m9

— coldilocks ❄️✨ (@breisshe) November 11, 2024

Stockpiling 5lb bags of sour patch watermelons in my apartments before RFK makes them unconstitutional

— JL (@spooky_JL) November 14, 2024

They asked what I’m bringing to thanksgiving this year pic.twitter.com/jsoc3PTtIZ

— 𝑩𝒊𝒈 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒊✰🕷️ (@ilydari0z) November 3, 2024

You need to take that mf back https://t.co/b2HWIIMR3M

— ThatPrettyMf✨ (@BiggBoyDiamonds) November 3, 2024

Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on:•Iced tea imported from England •Lifeguards imported from Spain •Towels imported from Turkey•And turkey imported from Maine

— jake strickland, m.a. (@strick_jake) November 17, 2024

“yeah 4pm friday works great for a meeting” pic.twitter.com/c5UPXZudwr

— sophie (@netcapgirl) November 15, 2024

lowkey getting tan pic.twitter.com/1qpFFnn1iD

— chace (ff mbaacc shill mode) (@downloadmelty) November 11, 2024

My son found me crying in the kitchen, wrapped his arms around me and whispered, “Is it because of your hair?” Now I’m crying for two reasons.

— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) November 17, 2024

I accidentally told my boss I loved him while getting off the phone so if anyone needs me I’ll be walking directly into the ocean.

— Kristen (@Kica333) November 19, 2024

the way those 2 trash cans are sitting side by side while watching the roller coaster is kinda romantic af https://t.co/aeApgE5W6Q

— 🏁milky🏁 (@milkystar64) November 17, 2024

omg hosting is ass!!!! why do yall use so much damn toilet paper!!!! i didn’t know this was the boobooo convention!!!

— sarah lugor! (@sarahlugor) November 17, 2024

$1k for brakes baby please ill stick my arm out the window & grab the car next to me😂😂😂

— itsmfmaraaa (@pradamaraa) November 17, 2024

Do u guys like it pic.twitter.com/LpIdmD7AfA

— soup 𖦹 (@lesbianluvr_) November 7, 2024

Stop leaving your children with their Grandparents to babysit. I asked my nephew how old his gonna be and he said " if the lord sees fit, 10 in November "😭

— Dekunle (@moad2712) November 7, 2024

oh i leave quite an impression pic.twitter.com/NHKVKgIY6C

— Brooklyn (@bklynb4by) November 10, 2024

The sun really clocks out for the day before I do that’s insane

— Pastor Kyle. (@itsqail) November 13, 2024

Looks like Alexander Graham Bell is calling me. pic.twitter.com/9mgfPRtbJE

— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) November 17, 2024

When I clean the house, I involve my 2 year old and he loves it. Yesterday, my the little guy came to me and proudly said “I cleandy up for you!” (I cleaned up for you)GUYS, He “cleaned” the tv with a sanding sponge pic.twitter.com/23P8r4HOsc

— Whattsserrname (@whattsserrname) November 13, 2024

greys anatomy has lived long enough to have a BBL case.

— The Rogue Princess | 🗽 (@ShenaeCurry) November 16, 2024