37 Times People Got Roasted So Hard They Had To Take A Minute To Themselves

1.Roasting a dog? I'll allow it (especially when it's this funny):

2.Also funny? The dad who dropped this A+ diss on his daughter:

3.And this comment about Gal Gadot's performance in Snow White is the equivalent of a Mike Tyson punch circa 1989:

4.But don't worry, Gal! You're not the only celeb roasted down to a crisp:

5.LOLOLOLOL... I think even Cynthia and Ariana would laugh at this one:

6.And — rounding out this mini-section of celeb disses — is a direct hit Pedro would probably laugh at, too:

7.You KNOW the owner of this truck was checking the resale market one minute after this one:

8.This poor girl was just trying to help and did not deserve THIS MUCH firepower:

9.And two things can be true at once...this reply by musician Robbie Williams was A) pretty petty, and B) an absolute banger:

10.When they say the dating scene is brutal out there, this could be exhibit A:

11.This could be exhibit B:

12.And this could be exhibit C (but honestly he was asking for it):

13.This son was trying to be there for his mom, but...oh my:

14.This person was looking for a little reassurance, but walked into an insult that is NOT going to make them feel better:

15.And this person's attempt to inspire...only inspired one red-hot diss:

16.Wait...I can't believe the police department is dropping roasts like this, LOL:

17.But I CAN believe a drill sergeant is this ruthless:

18.And this comeback may be a variation on a diss as old as time, but I'll be damned if it isn't a direct hit:

19.This jingoistic jerk 100% deserved this comeback:

20.This person asked for a joke about Americans (which, I'm sorry to say, is like shooting fish in a barrel these days):

21.And this diss should become the default to every dumbass in our country right now:

22.Well, shoot, this is probably the right place to put an Elon Musk (and his fans) diss:

23.And this Elon diss hits really hard if you know your Henry Ford history:

24.This comeback feels from the school of "Hi hungry, I'm dad":

25.This roast could make AT&T cry (and, yes, I realize AT&T is an inanimate company):

26.And this hilarious dig at Penn State could singlehandedly tank the school's future enrollment:

27.This streamer on Kick got, uh, kicked hard:

28.This person who loves Jesus and a good manicure almost certainly did not love this response:

29.And here's a grade-A roast of Kid Rock just for the hell of it:

30.This devastating takedown via text, I'm 99% sure, finished this conversation on the spot:

31.This comment on Green Day's "When I Come Around" video chose violence, LOL:

32.And this knock on 1997-era Bob Odenkirk would probably get a laugh out of Bob (and his sideburns):

33.This diss immediately puts an image in your mind of a kid you went to school with:

34.This reply to a dumb post is efficiently brutal:

35.And this YouTube comment is just...chef's kiss:

36.This Chevrolet dealership's response to this Ford dealership's billboard deserves a slow clap:

37.And lastly, we all can enjoy this swipe at Trump: