"Change Your Name" And 34 More Audaciously Entitled Requests That Will Confirm Your Worst Fears About Humanity

1.This person expected someone to give them a FREE HOUSE.

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2.This person wasn't interested in her male friend but then got mad when he started dating a different friend and they didn't "ask her permission" first.

"Should I tell him to end things?"
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3.This new girlfriend asked the mother of her boyfriend's child if she could take the kid for half of Mother's Day because the child should be with "both her mothers."

Screenshot of a text conversation discussing shared custody on Mother's Day between an ex and their former partner's new partner
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4.This father cut off his kid and then expected the kid to bail him and his family out years later.

Summary: An individual shares a dilemma about their father, who abandoned the family and now seeks financial help after five years. They struggle with obligations and emotions
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5.This person wanted free transportation for 20 people and was also wildly aggressive about it.

Facebook post looking for transportation for 20 people from MSP; various replies offer suggestions and alternatives
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6.This person hacked someone's Gmail and stole their credit card info, then booked a flight. After the person discovered this and canceled the charge with their bank, the person who stole their credit card emailed to ask why the person they stole from canceled their flight.

"Could you please respond?"
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7.This person wanted their neighbor to monitor their house, too.

Summary of a Reddit post: A person installed outdoor cameras for their house. A neighbor wants the cameras to also face their house. HOA responded after contacting them
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8.This person used a Buy Nothing group to request a designer purse.

Social media post requesting a name-brand purse in good condition, asking for help and expressing gratitude
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9.And this person requested a SAILBOAT.

Social media post asking if anyone has a sailboat they can part with, expressing difficulty in finding a used one
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10.This person asked their neighbor to stop letting their kids play in THEIR OWN YARD.

"I WILL CALL THE POLICE!"
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11.This parent thought they were entitled to a secret suite in Cinderella's castle at Disney World because their trip was canceled due to COVID-19.

A woman shares her experience of calling Disney for a refund on a trip, mentioning her husband's disapproval and Disney's response to her request
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12.This ex asked his former partner to keep her Netflix password the same and ask if she wants to use her own Netflix.

"You are so rude."
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13.This person fully expected an acquaintance to change the name of their dog so that it wouldn't interfere with them giving the same name to their unborn child.

"I'm not going to change Tilly's name mate."
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14.And this person expected someone else to change their name because they didn't want anyone else to have their kid's name.

"lady I don't know you, your friend, or her kid."
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15.This entitled sibling wanted her sister to A) tone down her wedding, B) share some of her wedding budget, or C) share her literal wedding. Personally, I hope the sister went with D) none of the above.

Woman refuses to downsize her wedding to accommodate stepsister's wedding. Stepsister insisted on having a lavish ceremony she can't afford. Woman seeks advice
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16.This person wanted free delivery on a free item.

Conversation about furniture assistance. Person A wants free delivery; Person B charges $80 due to transportation difficulties and other considerations
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17.This couple wanted guests to pay thousands to attend their wedding.

A wedding couple had guests pay portions of the costs by calculating specific guest expenses. This sparked discussion about fairness and etiquette
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18.This couple charged people for the wedding AND had a number of wild requests.

Text exchange about a wedding with a strict invitation. One text expresses disbelief about the detailed and costly requirements
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19.This parent requested that a teacher stop putting her kid — who was constantly talking in class — in a bad mood by rightfully disciplining her.

A handwritten note from a parent to a teacher, expressing frustration over frequent complaints and urging positive communication about their child
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20.This person thought it was acceptable to ask people everywhere to wait to get married because it might upset people older than them who aren't married.

"I might be generally happy for the younger people who have got married younger than me and might feel that you've made good choices."
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21.This person left ridiculous requests in their restaurant reservation notes, as if they were a Michelin food critic and not just your average Joe.

"Make me feel special and make it memorable."
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22.This person with a ton of stuff at Trader Joe's threw a fit that she couldn't cut in front of someone with three items.

Reddit post titled "Woman asked to go ahead of me at Trader Joe's." User describes an encounter at a checkout line involving excuses of a busy schedule

23.This person who expected a guy to leave his spot at a restaurant because her friend was coming.

"So, I'll be here for the rest of today."
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24.This person who asked for a literal car in a Buy Nothing (aka donation-based) group.

"ISO a lightly used car for my daughter..."
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25.And this person wanted a car to borrow because their parents were worried they'd wreck their car...so they seem like a super trustworthy person to take care of your car.

"Does anyone have a car I can borrow for the week?"
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26.This person wanted "wealthy residences" to have better candy to hand out at Halloween.

"Am I wrong to suggest a wealthy residence should have better candy?"
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27.This person wanted a free purebred pet.

"I'm looking for a free miniature Shepherd"
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28.This person wanted a live-in contracter to pay THEM.

"If it's not for you, it's not for you."
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29.This person wanted to pass off others' photography as their own and keep the prize money.

Photography contest poster for an exhibition on September 30, 2022, featuring historical sites and landscapes of Pakistan. Entries open for students
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30.This parent demanded a scarf a stranger was knitting in the park.

"we don't need anything from you b****"
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31.This person wanted a full-on free piano and harp — oh, and a wedding gown and cellphone!

"for real??"
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32.This person wanted their phone's next owner to essentially take messages for him.

Summary: A user recounts receiving calls meant for a previous employee, dealing with various issues. Eventually, the previous employee admits to using the wrong number
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33.This person thought every single mom should be able to bypass every coffee shop line.

"#sotired"
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34.And finally, this person wanted a deluxe food order and defined a choosing beggar.

"Can someone bring me some food?"
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What's the most entitled request you've ever gotten? Let us know in the comments!