Yahoo Lifestyle 25 People Who Got Absolutely Roasted But Honestly Didn't Deserve It (And I'm Sorry For Laughing)
Have you ever just been going about your day when all of a sudden — BOOM! — an epic insult was right in front of your face? Well, I have, and I'm sure you have, too. Thankfully, we're not alone...here are 25 people who got absolutely flattened by unexpected disses:
1.First, this dad was just trying to enjoy Father's Day when his daughter hit him with this one:
2.This employee was just trying to email their vacationing boss when they received this pointed response:
3.And anyone driving behind this person had to deal with this indignity:
It reads: "WARNING: This vehicle makes frequent stops at your mom's house."
4.This person was just trying to sell a car when Billy entered the comments:
5.This American was just trying to set up an account when they were like, "WTF?":
6.And any American who walked past this British guy on the 4th of July and had to brush off this cheekiness:
7.This patient was just trying to get help for a kidney stone when they were slapped across the face with this:
(I know, I know. "Unremarkable" in a medical context is good, but still — not what you want to hear about your reproductive organ, LOL.)
8.This kid was just trying to learn an instrument when she got absolutely eviscerated by her stepmother:
9.And any kid who ever ran a lemonade stand must be wondering what they ever did to Vitamin Water:
10.This person was just trying to take an online test when the test really rubbed in how BADLY they did:
11.This person was just trying to learn how to spell a word when they were promptly called stupid:
12.And even Yankees' great Aaron Judge got cut up by school-aged Mets' fans (who brought a script of their insults to the game so they wouldn't forget any):
My favorites of their insults:
"Aaron, you look like you brush your teeth with both hands, YOU BUM!"
"Aaron, you like to tell women to smile more, YOU BUM!"
"Aaron, I heard you eat the stickers off of fruit, YOU BUM!"
13.This guy was stoked his brother got his favorite author Bret Easton Ellis to sign his book...until he saw his brother had also got Ellis to insult him:
14.This traveler's Virgin Atlantic flight was rerouted at the last minute, so they were put up in a hotel for the night...and greeted with this "welcome" message:
This guy: "I don't know if I'm distressed, I mean, it'll happen eventually."
15.And this person arrived at their hotel only for it to suggest they didn't have any real friends:
16.This guy was just trying to take a nature walk when someone snapped this devastating takedown:
17.Anyone majoring in Theoretical Mathematics was just trying to take this class when they got roasted by a quiz:
18.And whoever made this tea was probably like, "You could've just said you didn't like it":
19.This roof installer got put on BLAST (but it sounds like they probably deserved it):
20.This car dealership had one of their own cars turned into a mobile insult against them:
21.And this poor fish was like, "What did I ever do to science to deserve this treatment?":
22.This person really walked into the second part of this diss:
23.This person was not expecting their new jeans to take such a swipe at them:
24.This Burger King billboard didn't just flame McDonald's, they flame-broiled them:
This billboard was in Lebanon, which might explain why it made the "while" instead of "when" mistake.
25.And lastly, any English person who studied animals in Brazil felt the sting of this one for a long while:
