19 People Who Woke Up One Morning And Promptly Destroyed Their Entire Lives

1.The person who found a secret portal to their living room:

2.The person whose phone would go great with tomato and bacon:

3.The person with the best seats in the house:

4.The person who is probably regretting being married right now:

5.The person who should not have made that turn:

6.The person who must have angered some very vengeful birds:

7.The person who loves their cats very much, I'm sure:

8.The person who gets to be reminded of their sweet microwave every time they shower:

9.The person who just wanted to get some decorative basketballs on their cake:

10.The person who gave their laundry room a beautiful coat of paint:

11.The person who met a bug very concerned with its dental hygiene:

12.The person whose toilet Zeus must have mistaken for frickin' Cronus:

13.The person who shall chocolate no longer:

14.The person who lived the Mista Mista nightmare:

15.The person who's about to enjoy some delicious aged pasta:

16.The person who learned that rotten eggs are a very, very real thing:

17.The person whose day went from 100 to 0 pretty dang fast:

18.The person who got a little extra seasoning in their dinner:

19.And the person who had to escalate things to a whole new level at the laundromat: