I'm Sorry, But It's Physically Impossible To Not Laugh At These 18 Suuuuper Inappropriate Boomer Internet Fails

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1.Gerald's going to get to the bottom of this mystery...

A social media post by Gerald discussing switching to Red Mill oats due to finding out Quaker Oats contains glyphosate; humorously speculates about reasons for low sex drive

2.Keeping it all in the family, I guess...

Text stating: "When I was a kid, we didn't have any fancy body wash. We all had to use the same bar of soap our dad washed his ass with. And if we swore, we got our mouths washed out with the same bar of soap."

3.At least someone's keeping a positive attitude!

Social media post with cartoon holding a birthday cake and text "I got diagnosed with chlamydia" on a blue background with balloons

4.We've all been there, buddy...

Text reads: "I have been in the bathroom off and on since 10:00 pm! How can there be anything left!" Animated poop emojis surround the text

5.Who's gonna tell her?

A cartoon of an elderly woman holding a flower with the text, "What is WAP? And how can I get one? Thanks in advance, Beryl," surrounded by floral designs

6."The big gang bang theory," if you will...

Facebook post: "The gang bang is a big lie, God created the universe."
u/blueegrassgazer / Via reddit.com

7.POV: You're at a souvenir shop in Jurassic Park.

Three social media posts, all stating, "Wait till they see my 80lb Dinosaur egg," with engagement options like Like, Comment, and Send

8.What's good for the goose is...good for the goose, I guess?

A comment mentioning political normalcy since 1981, questioning surprise, and stating fair treatment for all parties

9.There are just some things that need to stay between you and your doctor...

Summary of a social media post describing a friend buying clothing from Goodwill that was soiled with feces. The post receives mixed reactions from users
u/hiphoptomato / Via reddit.com

10.I just know some poor manager's day was ruined over this...

Image of a social media post with text: "My chicken tasted too chickenY not very good today." There is one like and one comment. Icons for Like, Comment, and Send are visible
u/Bubblegumproductions / Via reddit.com

11.Thoughts and prayers? How about eggs and prayers?

A Facebook post reads, "Please, continue prayers for my Dad & The price of eggs $3.77 a dozen at Aldis right now." A comment below mentions buying eggs at the same price and offers prayers

12.A glowing (or rather flushing) restaurant review:

A series of reviews for a restaurant, one of which humorously mentions relief from constipation after a visit. Other reviews praise the food, service, and atmosphere

13.Wait until she finds out about Ouija boards...

Facebook post by Carolyn: "There is simply no way to have a conversation with demons." Reactions include one like, one laugh, one amazed, and one sad

14.Alright, who's allowing the lady parts to be advertised?

Someone comments, "Someone needs to oversee the posts here, I don't appreciate seeing lady parts being advertised." Like, comment, and share buttons are visible
u/Pplannoyme0 / Via reddit.com

15.Fred, however, has a much different point of view:

A Facebook post by Fred S asking for "Women's breast pictures." A comment responds, criticizing the post and suggesting visiting a different website

16.At least we can all agree on Keanu Reeves:

Facebook comment praising Keanu Reeves for his philanthropy and wishing other stars would donate to organizations

17.I have a headache now...

A Facebook post says: "What's on my mind is if you do I'm right behind you think about that cause can't and will without you think about it cause if you do I'm right there with you."
u/shit0ntoast / Via reddit.com

18."They're eating the dogs...they're eating the cats!"

Donald J. Trump is sitting in a private jet surrounded by cats and ducks. He is holding a white cat on his lap

H/T: r/BoomersBeingFools and r/oldpeoplefacebook

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