These 15 Hilarious Internet Fails From Last Week Made Me Laugh So Hard I Shed A Single Tear

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The battle against never-ending Mondays continues into our next phase: investigating calendars. I'm beginning to wonder if calendars might be the source of the inevitable passage of time. Nothing we can do about today, of course, but at least we've got these 15 hilarious internet fails from last week to get us through:

1.Ah, yes, the famous cat hair blindness.

Tweet by John Scalzi about looking at wedding photos and realizing his keyboard is full of cat hair

2.Chappell Roan would actually have made a great Holy Roman Emperor.

Text conversation about the Grammys, mentioning Charlemagne lost insurance with her recording studio. Response: "Chappell Roan"

3.He's out there on the front lines of the sniffles.

A tweet humorously describes a husband's dramatic reaction to having a cold, talking about the future and smoking ribs together

4.There's always enough time!

Tweet by Neil Renic: He writes daily for 1 hour. If a day is missed, he adds an hour to the next. Tomorrow marks 7 years of this routine

5.It's the jalapeños in the Sprite for me.

Menu board promoting sliced jalapeños at AMC for 49 cents extra, showing nachos and hot dog topped with jalapeños

6.Moms: keeping us humble since the dawn of time.

Tweet: User jokes that their mom prays because compliments on appearance might be a bad sign, calling her their biggest hater

7.You ain't never had a can like me.

Toy figures, including Aladdin, inside a can. Caption describes a child bringing toys to school in a creative way

8.The answer is that it shouldn't be doing that at all.

Hospital room with a bed and medical equipment. Tweet below asks how long mouth tingling lasts after eating kiwi

9.Nothing wrong with a little nighttime interior decorating.

Tweet with joke about a cat tearing down curtains at 4:12 am, mimicking a common meme format

10.Can't blame the male Instacart shopper for this one.

Text conversation about a store being closed; mentions treatment like an animal. Confusion and apology follow

11.The pet balloon has a lot to say!

Tweet humorously describes parenting: an 8-year-old is crying because a 5-year-old won't let him talk to his pet balloon

12.This message is from Paradise Valley Chemical. (Yes, that's a reference to The Secret World of Alex Mack.)

A phone screen showing a message: "The last person I asked blocked me but you look like you can handle it. Would you drink a green serum to melt like a puddle?"

13.This makes perfect sense to me.

Dog curiously sniffs a small pineapple near a wall. Caption reads: "I accidentally pasted this image into my essay. In Conclusion..."

14.Great, let me just put this on my calendar for...some time in the future.

A text exchange with a post-it note asking Marlene to sing at a funeral, while the Twitter user remarks about the friend being alive and well

15.And finally, really appreciate your support, doc.

A tweet humorously questions if a doctor's message, using a wink and suggesting good health results, implies something unintended

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