Sofia Vergara: 'I Wish I Had Fake Boobs'

Sofia Vergara opens up about her professional and personal gains and losses in the April issue of Vanity Fair. Photo: VF

“Modern Family” babe Sofia Vergara really knows how to fill out a dress — but the naturally busty actress says she’s gotten a little too much of a good thing.

“Believe me, I wish I had fake boobs,” Vergara says in the May issue of Vanity Fair, complaining that her God-given assets sag more than silicone stand-ins would.

“I lay down and they completely go down like all the way, like here,” she said. “It’s not fun.”

"My boobs are, like, huge," Vergara says. "My whole life, buying a bra was a nightmare. What I used to do when I moved to L.A., I found places like Frederick's of Hollywood that make bras for streetwalkers."

Vergara clarifies that she's not talking about "hookers," saying, "I can't think of the word." After a moment, she says, "You know...dancers...Strippers. Skinny girls with gigantic boobs."

Assets aside, things are going well for Vergara - both professionally and personally. Earning a cool $37 million as reported by Forbes, Vergara recently got engaged to her boyfriend of less than a year, Joe Manganiello.

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"The day that I sent the press release [announcing my split with fiancé Nick Loeb], Joe immediately contacted Jesse Tyler Ferguson, like, 'Please, please, please tell her I want her number.' And I'm like, 'Jesse, no. He's too handsome,'" Vergara says. "Then, after two days of Jesse trying to convince me, I'm like, 'OK. Give him my number.' I'm thinking, 'I'm in New Orleans shooting [Hot Pursuit], and he's in L.A. [getting ready to film Magic Mike XXL]. Nothing's going to happen.' But we started talking a lot, and then he showed up in New Orleans. Since then we've been inseparable."

"There's nothing about him I'd change other than the fact that he's four years younger than me."

So will Vergara, 42, and Manganiello, 38, have kids someday?

"My son, Manolo, is 23 years old, which is going to be really weird if I have an- other baby. But, you know, Joe wants babies and if it's going to make him super-happy, then—" Vergara says, trailing off.

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