After "The White Lotus" Season 3 Premiere, Everyone Is Making The Same Jokes Because They Are 100% Accurate

Nora Dominick
·4-min read

There are obviously massive spoilers ahead for The White Lotus Season 3!

Welcome, welcome. The White Lotus has finally returned for its third season, and it's already off to an amazingly messy start.

Group of five people walking outdoors, dressed in summer attire, with one holding a parasol
Group of five people walking outdoors, dressed in summer attire, with one holding a parasol

This third installment in the Emmy Award-winning series by Mike White follows several groups of people vacationing at a White Lotus resort in Thailand. And just like every previous season, the drama is already starting.

A surprised woman in a patterned dress reacts during a scene from a TV show or movie
A surprised woman in a patterned dress reacts during a scene from a TV show or movie

And, yes, just like the previous two seasons, Season 3 begins with a presumed murder.

There's a group of longtime best friends, a very bizarre family, a free spirit vacationing with her much older boyfriend, and Belinda (Natasha Rothwell) — the spa manager from Season 1 — has returned.

Scene from a TV show: three women in summery dresses talk with a man. Another woman in a floral blouse speaks in a separate shot
Scene from a TV show: three women in summery dresses talk with a man. Another woman in a floral blouse speaks in a separate shot

This season stars Rothwell, Leslie Bibb, Carrie Coon, Walton Goggins, Sarah Catherine Hook, Jason Isaacs, Lalisa Manobal, Michelle Monaghan, Sam Nivola, Parker Posey, Patrick Schwarzenegger, Aimee Lou Wood, and more.

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We're only one episode in, and everyone is theorizing what could happen and deeming this one of the messiest seasons already.

Top: Shirtless man laughing poolside. Bottom: Woman in a sleeveless dress, smiling indoors
Top: Shirtless man laughing poolside. Bottom: Woman in a sleeveless dress, smiling indoors

So here are 19 of the funniest reactions so far about The White Lotus Season 3 premiere:

Editor's Note: While we can't endorse what X has become, we can bring you the worthwhile moments that still exist there, curated and free of the surrounding chaos.

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Fabio Lovino / HBO / Via Twitter: @BravoTrollz

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HBO / Max / Via youtube.com

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HBO / Via Twitter: @GanzgangK

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HBO / Via Twitter: @ripleyesque

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HBO / Via Twitter: @jessjones327

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HBO / Via Twitter: @carriesnotscary

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HBO / Via Twitter: @realityysimp

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HBO / Via Twitter: @Sfa9Aff

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HBO / Via Twitter: @lesbianomenon

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Tweet about seeing Carrie Coon in a swimsuit, comparing it to a Victorian man's wedding night excitement
Tweet about seeing Carrie Coon in a swimsuit, comparing it to a Victorian man's wedding night excitement

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HBO / Via Twitter: @PosUncensored

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Social media post about "White Lotus" Season 3, highlighting three middle-aged women who dislike each other
Social media post about "White Lotus" Season 3, highlighting three middle-aged women who dislike each other

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Tweet about "White Lotus" season 3: gay incest, middle-aged white women, British people; user is excited about it
Tweet about "White Lotus" season 3: gay incest, middle-aged white women, British people; user is excited about it

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Universal Pictures / Via Twitter: @adrianraee

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Fabio Lovino / Helen Sloan / HBO / Via Twitter: @GanzgangK

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Paramount Pictures / Via Twitter: @meltborne

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HBO / Via Twitter: @wicckaris

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HBO / Via Twitter: @_AtomicAnnie

19.And finally:

Tweet by a user sharing a theory about "White Lotus" involving a monkey with a gun
Tweet by a user sharing a theory about "White Lotus" involving a monkey with a gun

What did you think of the first episode of The White Lotus Season 3? Tell us everything (and share your theories for the season) in the comments below!

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