Walmart's Shirtless Jason Kelce Cookie Cake Sends Fans Spiraling

A Walmart bakery is going all out in preparation for Super Bowl LIX, and Kansas City Chiefs fans can't get over the decorator's depiction of Jason Kelce supporting his brother Travis Kelce on one festive cookie cake.

The bakery item in question was a square-shaped chocolate chip cookie cake that said "Go Chiefs" in red and yellow frosted letters. However, front and center was a frosted depiction of the shirtless Eagles legend supporting his brother's team during last year's AFC championship game against Buffalo.

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On the cake, Kelce sported a gleeful, bearded smile underneath a yellow and red striped hat and a smattering of chest and abdominal hair squiggled across his body with black frosting.

One fan took to X to celebrate the iconic find from their local Walmart.

"BHAhahahaha WHERE did u get this," one fellow internet user was quick to ask, with the poster confirming that their "local Walmart had them!" They didn't disclose where but confirmed it wasn't in the Kansas City area.

Fans couldn't believe how "uncanny" the recreation was, with one calling it "exactly like the original 🤣."

"That's a no brainer lmao who wouldn't buy that immediately?" someone else wondered.

However, many also noted that the confectionary doodle appeared to be pantsless, as well.

"Lmao! Why does he look naked?" one asked, while another admitted they thought "he was fully nude for a moment."

"Be careful where you bite! 😆," one joked, while another said, "They could’ve at least done a sliver of a waistband lmfao 🤣."

"Woa…. Jason didn’t bring frosting jeans for frosting Jason," someone else joked, referencing a viral moment from a press event where Jason neglected to pack himself a pair of pants.

Several fans were also desperate to make sure Kelce laid his own eyes on the "masterpiece," tagging the analyst and his podcast, New Heights with requests for comment.

"What grade do you give this cake that at first glance looks like a naked troll version of you?" one joked.

Clearly, fans found it funny that the game-defining moment lived on another year, after previously inspiring a new Funko Pop, fan-drawn artwork and other baked goods that fans said did the legendary center dirty.

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