Here's Everything You Need To Know About The "Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills" Season 14 Premiere

Casey Rackham
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To sum up last night's Season 14 premiere of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, here is a photo of a woman on the edge, ready to take down anyone in her path:

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So how did we get here? Well, let's start at the beginning. We return to Beverly Hills to a Garcelle who is booked and busy, a Sutton who is the self-proclaimed queen of surrealism, and an Erika who doesn't want to get leg makeup on expensive furniture. All is right in the world. Except...

A person in a stylish white cape dress with floral headpiece and silver clutch walks outdoors
A person in a stylish white cape dress with floral headpiece and silver clutch walks outdoors
Person wearing antler headpiece and draped black dress with pink heart detail, holding accessories, appearing in a TV or movie scene
Person wearing antler headpiece and draped black dress with pink heart detail, holding accessories, appearing in a TV or movie scene
Person on red carpet wearing intricate, patterned dress with eye-themed shoulder pads
Person on red carpet wearing intricate, patterned dress with eye-themed shoulder pads

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...Dorit and PK have separated!! According to Dorit, PK is an alcoholic, and, according to PK, he got sober and realized Dorit doesn't know how to listen. But that's not even the real drama of the season...

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The real Real Housewives drama is that Dorit and Kyle are still very much not friends!!! How bad is their friendship doing right now, you ask? Well...DORIT IS HANGING OUT WITH KATHY. So, yeah, things are bad.

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The whole (mostly uneventful) episode leads to the headline of the night and the season: A confrontation between Dorit and Kyle at Sutton's Surrealist Ball.*

Two women seated at a table in elegant evening attire, engaged in conversation. One wears a feathered headpiece, the other a wide-brimmed hat

*What is a Surrealist Ball? A butterfly-decorated bar, three women dancing in a mostly empty pool, and a musical performer who is not Morgan Wade.

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As two former Best Friends Forever face each other, we get a good look at our contenders: Kyle, who still won't admit she was romantically involved with Morgan, and Dorit, who knows her Bravo job security is running out unless she can drum up a storyline.

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And then we have Erika in the middle being like, "Um, ladies, I think there's just a lot of miscommunication happening right now."

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I'd love to tell you how the fight ends, but Bravo roped us in with a TO BE CONTINUED. So I guess we'll all have to stick around the rest of the season to see who comes out on top: "Master Manipulator" Kyle or "Bad Friend" Dorit.

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