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In the list below, we’ve gathered over a dozen of TV’s most memorable sound bites from the past seven days, including moments both scripted and unscripted from broadcast, cable and streaming series.
This time around, we’ve got bon mots and zingers from Walker, America’s Got Talent, House of the Dragon, Days of Our Lives and That ’90s Show, plus a Hamburlgar punchline from Last Week Tonight With John Oliver.
Also featured in this week’s roundup: The Bear, Land of Women, Presumed Innocent, Criminal Minds: Evolution, Jimmy Kimmel Live! and a double dose of The Boys.
Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves! (With contributions from Vlada Gelman, Matt Webb Mitovich, Dave Nemetz, Kimberly Roots, Ryan Schwartz and Andy Swift)
WALKER
“It’s no Hawk’s Shadow, but Pearson Specter has its charm. If not, we could always rewatch Beaches.”
Kelly (Kearran Giovanni) joins Cassie and Geri for a binge watch to cheer up a grieving Cassie
LAST WEEK TONIGHT WITH JOHN OLIVER
“This is the straight pride flag, which really screams, ‘Heterosexuality is a prison.’ That is just a failure of marketing…. The pride flag is a joyous explosion of color, and you’re gonna counter it with something that looks, at best, like the Hamburglar’s wedding invitation? Good luck with that.”
THE BOYS
“Be sure to check me out in the Vought+ thriller Double Standard, which just finished reshooting its reshoots, making it the most expensive TV show ever. So, you know, it’s gotta be good, am I right?”
A-Train (Jessie T. Usher) hypes up his series at the V52 Expo
THE BOYS (Bonus Quote!)
“Oh, mon Dieu. I can’t believe this is f—king happening to me again.”
Frenchie (Tomer Capone), after he and the Boys are attacked by suped-up farm animals
THE BEAR
“Hey, you ever think about, like, how all the good s—t is gone?”
“I think about how to keep good things around.”
Jess (Sarah Ramos) offers Richie (Ebon Moss-Bachrach) a bit of sage perspective as her restaurant prepares to shut its doors
THAT ’90S SHOW (Episode 1)
“We’ve all done something we regret. Do you think I’m proud that I gave a cranker to that sophomore who looks like Frasier? Hell no!”
“Tony Garvin? Holy crap! We cranked the same Frasier!”
We’re guessing it’ll be a long while before Gwen (Ashley Aufderheide) and Ozzie (Reyn Doi) can stomach tossed salad and scrambled eggs again
LAND OF WOMEN (Episode 2)
“You think you’re George Clooney, with your salt and pepper beard, and your cocky little smile, and all your chickens around you! [Clucks like a chicken] Yeah, you, clucking around!”
Gala (Eva Longoria) knows how to put Amat (Santiago Cabrera) in his place!
DAYS OF OUR LIVES
“Wait a minute, Dr. Mark Greene? Like on ER!”
“Yeah, I guess having that name and watching that show made me think there was no choice but to go into medicine.”
We’d never accuse Days of Our Lives of subtlety, especially when Leo Stark (Greg Rikaart) is involved
PRESUMED INNOCENT
“Let’s send you to a doctor and get a f—king diagnosis. My fear is that it’ll just come back ‘pig.’”
Raymond (Bill Camp) is (somewhat) sympathetic to Rusty’s mental health issues
AMERICA’S GOT TALENT
“The beginning was spectacular, and the rest was as good as the beginning!”
Never forget, Sofia Vergara is paid actual human dollars (and lots of ’em) to offer these astute critiques
JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!
“Donald Trump says he is close to announcing his running mate, and has reportedly narrowed it down to three people. It was four, but O.J. died, so….”
CRIMINAL MINDS: EVOLUTION
“Hey, guys…? What do you think the carbon footprint is on this thing?”
Voit (Zach Gilford) casts aspersion on the BAU’s well-used PJ
HOUSE OF THE DRAGON
“You don’t think Daemon would… challenge her?”
“Not as such. But neither can he allow her to command him.”
“Pity. I have had occasion for that to be quite enjoyable.”
Corlys (Steve Toussaint) gets a little saucy as he and Rhaenys (Eve Best) discuss Daemon and Rhaenyra’s competing interests in the Iron Throne
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