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Must-have waterproof sex blankets to keep your sheets clean

Here's how you can have sex free of mess.

Sex can get messy.

Whether you're enjoying some solo time or you're with a partner, having to clean sheets or cushions after sex can be annoying. Enter Yoni Pleasure Palace's squirt blankets, also known as waterproof sex blankets.

The blankets look and feel like a fleece throw, but are 100% waterproof and hold up to a litre of liquid. Cosy and fleecy on one side, and silky on the other, they look like a normal throw if they're left on a couch. They come in three sizes, a range of colours and are stain-proof, machine washable and tumble dryer friendly.

Waterproof sex blankets from Yoni Pleasure Palace
Yoni Pleasure Palace's squirt blankets mean no cleaning up after sex. Photo: Yoni Pleasure Palace

Designed by the founder of Yoni Pleasure Palace, Rosie Rees, her philosophy is that the blankets allow women to stop holding back during sex for fear of making a mess.

"When women feel more comfortable to let go during sex or self-pleasure, they naturally become more orgasmic," she says.


Waterproof Squirt Blanket™ Summer Blanket

This lightweight waterproof mat is made of bamboo, so it's cooler, lighter and breathable. It's great as an intimacy throw to protect your bedding, but it also doubles as a waterproof picnic rug or a backseat protector for beach trips with the dogs or kids. Unlike other picnic rugs where the liquid pools on top, liquid soaks into this and absorbs into the material.

Waterproof Squirt Blanket Summer Blanket
Waterproof Squirt Blanket™ Summer Blanket. Photo: Yoni Pleasure Palace

Waterproof Squirt Blanket™ Cherry Blossom Quilted Fleece

This ultra-soft, cosy blanket folds up small, making it easy to store and great for travelling. It has quilted fleece backing which is designed to stay smooth even when used on leaves or grass. It's easily washed in the machine and can be tumble dried to keep the fleece fluffy and soft. It comes in a range of colours.

Waterproof Squirt Blanket Cherry Blossom Quilted Fleece
Waterproof Squirt Blanket™ Cherry Blossom Quilted Fleece. Photo: Yoni Pleasure Palace

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