How to grow a moustache

ONE

Ask yourself the question; who do I want to be? For every style of moustache there is a different personality. You will become that man, you will be treated as that man and you will act like that man. Make sure you like who he is.

TWO

Be brave. The first few days, even weeks can be uncomfortable and a little awkward as your face goodness grows and your Mo takes shape. Focus on the end game.

THREE

Ignore the itching. Remind yourself that other men have endured far worse in the past; surely you can stand a little face tickle from your Mo.

FOUR

Start to shape your moustache using proper grooming techniques. A great Mo comes down to grooming.

FIVE

Respect and treat your Mo well.