5 Things We Know About Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s Wedding

We can only imagine that the slow release of details on the Brangelina wedding (aka the wedding of the year, nay, the century) is to preserve our sanity. If everything was revealed at once we might very well go crazy. So thank you, Brad and Angelina, for your kindness in this matter.

Brad Pitt forgot to bring a tie
Classic Brad. Obviously, he was so caught up in the excitement of tying the knot he forgot to organise important things like, you know, a tie. Lucky he has three sons that he can borrow from. He paired the borrowed tie with a suit from his closet.

He also hummed the wedding march
When Angelina emerged in her custom Versace gown, Brad started humming the wedding march as background music. The low-key wedding was topped off by a home-cooked meal and a cake baked by their son Pax.

James Haven was there after all
We know that Jon Voight - Angelina's dad - wasn't at the wedding, and in fact wasn't even aware that his daughter had married her long-term partner at all. What we didn't know was whether James Haven - Jolie's brother (yes, the one she kissed on the Oscars red carpet in 2000) - was there. Now we know, thanks to pictures from the Hello! magazine spread. Not only was he there, but he sat front row.

The best doodle on that veil says "Buttock Futtock"
Intrepid Internet detectives, having snapped the pages of Hello! magazine have revealed that one of the doodles on Angelina's veil reads "Buttock Futtock". No, we don't know what that means but we have our money on Shiloh (we reckon she's the prankster in the family). The rest of the spread shows the kids giggling as Brad and Angelina kiss and say their vows and hugging their parents after the ceremony is over.

Donatella Versace herself sketched the design for Angelina's wedding dress
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If you needed a reminder that no matter how low key the Jolie-Pitt wedding was, they're still more #glamorous than you, here it is. Donatella Versace herself sketched the design for Angelina's wedding dress.

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