I Just Spent The Past 20 Minutes Laughing Uncontrollably At All These Pictures And Now I Really Need You To See Them

1.A deal on meat:

Sale sign for ground pork reading "Ground Bork 80% Lean 20% Fat 2 lb, $3.50 LB." Packages of ground beef visible underneath
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2.Rick's spice:

Stack of labeled spice containers, including chili powder, turmeric, and habanero, on a kitchen shelf
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3.The deetest point of the water:

Sign at a pool reads "5 FEEP DEET" instead of "5 FEET DEEP."
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4.A wee bit of eeg:

A wooden puzzle showing the letter 'E' with a green pattern, a cartoon dog, an egg, ice cream, a colorful 'J', and a leopard illustration
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5.The most important alarm:

Smoke alarm reading "smork alam"

6.Grandma's device:

A vintage gramophone with a horn and turntable. Price tag below reads: "$150 · Grandma phone."
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7.A light squonk:

Orange traffic sign on a sidewalk with "SQUONK" and an arrow. A small sign nearby reads "you are beautiful."
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8.Her cake:

A bakery display with a handwritten sign reading "SHE'S CAKE" next to a cake
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9.My man Fred:

buffett item reading fred dumplings
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10.That sweet, sweet cron:

Roadside signs advertising sweet corn, fruit, pumpkins, and winter squash near a rural area
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11.The newest Pokémon:

cinnamon labeled cinmon
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12.The duality of man:

ketchup bottle reading ketchap

13.An important reminder of what you are:

Sign reading "belssed"

14.That delicious treat:

cookies for sale reading coocie
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15.A pleasant thank you:

Sign reading "thank you manmamangment"

16.The most delicious spice:

A jar labeled "Nugmet" contains a brown spice, likely intended to be nutmeg

17.A deli classic:

sandwich label reading pastrami on a beagle

18.The perfect pizza topping:

crushed peppers container reading cruch papers

19.That aquatic delicacy:

picture of shrimp reading shimp
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20.Everyone's favorite topping:

Sprinkles container reading "ranibow sprimkle"

21.A medical notice:

"cause of stronke"

22.The trip of a lifetime:

"Eeby Deeby"

23.The ultimate in TV technology:

smasnug
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24.A gentle suggestion:

PLFASF FNTFP HERF
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25.The perfect place to sit:

bench labled banch

26.Everyone's favorite meal:

sign reading bucket below a KFC logo

27.An important PSA:

sign reading get your shongles shit today below a Walgreens logo

28.The best thing for free:

facebook marketplace ad reading free trembling

29.Your favorite treat:

sign reading cone below a McDonald's logo

30.The only room worth visiting:

restroom sign reading pestpoom
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31.Unforeseen happenings:

Sign on door: Dining room closed due to unforeseen circumstances; takeout and delivery available
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32.A poking couch:

Price tag on a polka dot couch at Goodwill, labeled "poke a dot couch," priced at $59.99, reduced from $69.99
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33.A steadfast rule:

Sign on store window reads: "NO Pennies!!! Exact Change Thank You ?" with a crossed-out penny symbol
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34.Everyone's favorite grocery section:

meat section that reads schmeat
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35.The best condiment:

Ketchup container reading "kepchup"

36.The only broth for hands:

Soap dispenser labeled "hand soup"

37.Questionable jelly:

jelly container reading crap apple jelly

38.Harrison Ford's newest film:

facebook marketplace ad reading fridge raider

39.The dumbest stick:

Sign reading "dumsticks & thighs"

40.Important documents:

a bunch of forms labeled missle anus forms
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41.Your favorite vegetable:

buffet item reading corns

42.A prize worth playing for:

picture of gum balls reading assort gumble
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43.The delicious place to eat:

burger king sign with the second r out that says burge

44.A breakfast staple:

Oatmeal container labeled "oatmeat"

45.The best bagel topping:

cream cheese label reading cheem creams
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46.A breakfast staple:

cereals labeled cearls

47.An important notice:

sign on a pot that read this item is reduced due to misspelling of the word bird and it says brid
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48.Mystical workout gear:

facebook sale of dumbbells that reads dumbles
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49.The only instrument worth playing:

banjo for sale listed as bango
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50.The leafy green of choice:

Spinach container reading "spinch"

51.The one rule:

Sign reading "no smorking"

52.Barb's husband:

Coiled barbed wire is listed for sale at $25 with the incorrect label "Bob wire."

53.Body milk:

Milk dispenser labeled "skin milk"

54.More sprinkle goodness:

Jars on a shelf with labels: "Rowbow Sprinkles" filled with multicolored sprinkles, others with small multicolored candies

55.An old friend:

picture of a lobster reading lober
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56.A life-saving donation:

sign asking people to donate bloob

57.The perfect place to catch a buzz:

Beer aisle sign reading bee

58.The store with everything you need:

walmart sign that just says walm

59.Womf:

women's bathroom sign that reads womf

60.Todd's duty:

"Todd Help that customer"