My Head Is Seriously Going To Explode After Looking At All These Painfully Awkward Things People Thought They Could Sell On The Internet

I'm pretty sure all of us have browsed through online marketplaces at some point and stumbled upon truly bizarre items for sale, leaving us questioning the future of this beautiful experiment we call humanity. Here are some of the weirdest things people have seen while shopping online:

1.A stunning portrait of J-LO:

A caricature of Jennifer Lopez, titled "J Lo," is displayed on a blue surface. The illustration is for sale for $50

2.Pre-seasoned shoes:

Facebook Marketplace listing for Birkenstock sandals, size 9, lightly worn 5-6 times for $30 in Vinton, VA. Text reads "First come first serve!"
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3.A whole lot of toilet paper rolls:

28 empty toilet paper rolls for sale at $5, arranged in rows
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4.A very fireplace that definitely won't burn your entire house down:

A wooden, handmade fireplace is for sale. The text reads: "Hi! I like to make fireplaces in my spare time. The craftsmanship on my work is second to none. This would make your living room lit. Price is firm; I know what I have." Price: $250
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5.A delicious looking chocolate fountain:

Chocolate fountain overflowing with chocolate, displayed on a dirty countertop. Text below reads "Chocolate Fountain $1"
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6.The Mosquito Pit:

Partially drained pool with dirty water in backyard. Text reads: "Pool must drain and take it apart yourself, $100."
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7.A vintage penny:

Close-up of a 1974 penny listed for $250. Text on the coin reads, "In God We Trust, Liberty, 1974."

8.A dryer that requires a feat of strength to retrieve:

Front loader clear door dryer for sale at $200, reduced from $375. The dryer is placed in a narrow space

9.Half a kayak:

Two-section green kayak for sale on Facebook Marketplace. Price listed as $50. Option to message seller with "Is this still available?" prompt
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10.Decades old canned food from mee-maw's house:

Two photos: The first photo shows a bin filled with various sealed canned vegetables and jams. The second photo shows jars of pickled items on a table. The text describes selling these items for $0.50 each. Porch pickup only

11.A gently used casket:

Open gray casket with white interior. Text above: "Does anyone need a casket? Slightly used but in good shape. $300 or best offer, need gone ASAP."

12.A bunch of stanky ol' casts:

Image of five plaster casts showing details of injuries and signatures, labeled with a text post describing their origins as being from the poster's kids over the years. Summarized text: 5 plaster casts of kids' broken bones, signed and original, for sale
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13.A tiny packet of salt from years ago:

Vintage McDonald's salt packet listing: Seller describes it as rare, with nostalgic air-tight packaging. Asking price is $150, with an optional $500 mounting service

14.Sandals that have seen some things:

Close-up of someone's feet wearing sandals with decorative straps. Text reads, "Designer Leather Sandals, $100. Square toed leather sandals size 13."

15.A wonderful deal:

Black assless chaps exhibited against a neutral background are for sale. The listing states they are "aggressively used" and priced at $25

16.A combo of everyone's favorite two things:

A novelty toaster shaped like a rabbit with faux fur, holding two pieces of bread, is priced at £20. Text reads "Real Rabbit Toaster £20."

17.Fred's nightmare:

A hand-built Flintstone-style car in a grassy field is pictured in a listing with the price reduced from $650 to $400. The seller is open to offers
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18.Errrm... uhhhh... JFK:

Close-up of an old JFK mask displayed on a patterned surface. Description reads: "Old JFK mask in the family for years. $75"
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19.The most futuristic tool:

A hand holding two TV remotes glued together with a caption reading, "For $10 I’ll come to your house and hot glue all your TV remotes together. $10 Listed 6 hours ago in Martin, TN."

20.Literally just a giant rock:

A large rock is displayed inside a modern room in an online listing for $1,500. An inquiry text box shows someone asking if the rock is available
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21.A wonderful gift for a baby:

Reusable GroVia diapers in different fabric types are displayed in rows. Price is $200, originally $295. Description reads: "Great condition. For up to 35 lb babies. 26 diapers."

22.A sad, sad story:

An engagement ring in a box with text: "She said no in front of my whole family. $1,200. Listed 10 hours ago in Napier, Hawke's Bay."
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23.Precisely one right (not left) shoe:

Person selling one running shoe, misidentified as a left shoe, for $30

24.A bunch of precious artifacts:

Assorted old toilets displayed outdoors for sale, labeled as "Antique Toilet Collection" for $200
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25.A very gently used couch:

A disgusting couch with many stains, for sale at $665
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26.A plate of lasagna about the size of a foot:

A plate of lasagna with a bare foot next to it for sale for $15
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27.A miracle of God:

Person holding a rare "straight cheese curl" with a humorous price tag of $200 listed as a rare item for sale

28.A couple of cornsters:

Sale post for "Coasters/cornsters" at $25 featuring popcorn kernel coasters and a large jug
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29.A microwave with very, very minor issues:

Microwave on wooden steps, cord chewed off by a dog; text states a kid microwaved a phone in it and it's for sale for $20
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30.The rarest banana:

A "rare banana" with writing on it is labeled as signed by Thomas Edison, with a price of $120
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31.An unfinished baby:

Baby doll leg for $300
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32.Demonic rocks:

Whimsical rock art resembling mouths with teeth for sale, grouped on concrete, with a plant pot behind

33.A beautiful mirror:

A full-length mirror framed with puffy, irregular yellow-orange foam listed for $250. Text describes the mirror as “large statement mirror” with “self made foam frame."

34.Four thousand pennies:

About 4,000 loose pennies for sale for $200
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35.Yet another miracle of God:

Image of a hand holding a thin, elongated crystal-like object; a social media sale post for "lettuce shaped like Nike sign" at $5,000, humor implied
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36.Literally just 15 pumpkin stems:

Ad for 15 real pumpkin stems for sale for $5, available for pickup in South Grafton, displayed on a dark surface

37.A very functional, very stylish grill:

A grill made out of a metal fold-up chair with tortillas on it and a flame underneath, for sale for $275
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38.A dirty old table:

Folding buffet table for sale, used condition, listed at $100 or best offer
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39.A combo deal that can't be beat:

A combination toilet and sink fixture, labeled "Jailhouse shitter and sink," displayed on a gravel surface
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40.Josh's life essence:

Name tag with "Josh" and a green logo, priced at $3,500

41.A bunch of floor shrimp:

Raw peeled and deveined shrimp on the floor for sale, alongside wooden armoires and storage chests and a bedside bar

42.The saddest sign to have to sell:

"Will you marry me?" sign on a bed with petals, for sale for $75
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43.Joots:

Vintage jean boots for sale for $20
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44.Big Simon:

Simon the chipmunk statue selling for $2,000

45.A choice we must all make in life:

Marketplace ad selling a sectional couch reading "Corn or sofa," selling for 70 pounds
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46.The most terrifying collection of french fries ever assembled:

A scary french fries Hardee's mascot from the '70s/'80s for $2,000
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47.A bed that someone seemingly spontaneously combusted in:

King-size bed with a mattress with a huge body-size brown mark selling for $270, down from $300
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48.Big Chip:

Big potato chip selling for $50

Folks, do we stan Big Chip? Let me know.

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49.The holy grail:

Long McDonald's receipt roll on a bed; a sale listing for $300, humorous intent
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50.And the MOON:

Full moon featured above a "For Sale or Trade / $5,000" note, with a humorous message inquiring about whether it's still available
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