The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week
Kids may say the strangest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy.
Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
My teenager’s biggest fear is me sneezing in front of someone she knows.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 7, 2020
You don’t know sticky until you try to use your kid’s tablet
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) September 6, 2020
4: Mom, how long was dad inside you?
Me:
4: Mom???
Me: What the f-
4: Well??? How long was he inside you before you had him?
Me: Oh honey no I didn’t birth your dad, grandma did!— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) September 5, 2020
Sorry I can't make it, I asked my toddler if he wanted help putting on his shoes he answered "yes I don't"
— Not Another Pinterest Mom (@snarkymomtobe) September 6, 2020
I don’t wear white after labour day or on any other day of the year because I have small kids
— Vision Bored (@VisionBored1) September 5, 2020
Anyone ever get the urge to bust into your kids’ room, rip the PS4 out of the wall while they’re mid-match, throw it out into the street & run it over with your car multiple times?
No? Just me?— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) September 7, 2020
If you mean "cleaning the kids plates off by eating the rest of their nuggets and mac-n-cheese" then, yes, I do clean eating.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) September 8, 2020
4-year-old: I can't find my shoes.
Me: Where's the last place you saw them?
4: My feet.— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 8, 2020
Instead of blowing up things for a gender reveal party, the parents to be should hand out wallets. If there’s a dollar inside, it’s a boy, if there’s 72 cents, it’s a girl
— Professor Sarah Parcak (@indyfromspace) September 7, 2020