Derek Zoolander Fails Vogue’s 73 Questions Challenge

Vogue’s “73 Questions” challenge isn’t easy.

Those that have taken it in the past — Blake Lively, Nicole Kidman, Victoria Beckham, and Anna Wintour, to name a few — all stumbled, no matter how much professional training they’d had in the past.

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So for Derek Zoolander, the dim-witted male model who’s lost a majority of his brain cells from sniffing hairspray, to attempt the rapid-fire questionnaire, well you better believe there were some screw-ups.

Wearing a velveteen Napoleon jacket, the man who brought the world Blue Steel, and the magazine’s current cover star, took viewers on a tour of his “home”.

Throughout the first film and the sequel’s press tour, audiences have learned a lot about Ben Stiller’s famous character, but the rapid-fire video provided even more insight into his mysteriously empty mind.

What’s the best part about living in New York? You have really good looking people and also really attractive people.

How do you feel about Brooklyn? I really hope they find a cure.

What’s your favorite holiday? Well, my faith is very important to me so I’d have to say my birthday,

Where would you spend retirement? Models don’t retire, they get turned into glue, it’s better that way.

What’s your favorite spirit animal? I don’t believe in using animals for their spirits, only their fur.

Are you on Instagram? Do I look like I’m on Instagram? I’ve always tested clean.

Do you have any pets? A schnoodle named Karl Dogerfeld and a cockapoo named Bark Jacobs.

What item of clothing have you owned the longest? I owned a thong for three weeks.

Watch the video above to learn more. If it’s any indication as to what Zoolander 2 has in store, we’re in for a sweet Orange Mocha Frappucino flavored treat.