Colin From Accounts' Patrick Brammall and Harriet Dyer play the 'newlywed game'

Colin From Accounts stars Harriet Dyer and Patrick Brammall test their knowledge of each other and their relationship.

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HARRIET DYER: Oh my god. It's like we don't know each other. This is so funny.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh. I don't remember.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: I do.

HARRIET DYER: I don't know if that's true.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: Wow.

HARRIET DYER: [INAUDIBLE]

Me.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: Oh my god. First date?

- It was memorable.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: It was memorable, yeah.

HARRIET DYER: I don't know. I couldn't tell you.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: Don't know.

- That's fun.

HARRIET DYER: Oh my god.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: Must've been great.

- It was--

PATRICK BRAMMALL: Really did the trick.

- Yeah.

HARRIET DYER: Oh my god. It's like we don't know each other. This is so funny.

- You say all sorts of [MUTED] it all the time.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: I hear that a lot.

HARRIET DYER: I always say--

PATRICK BRAMMALL: You say, "I'm sorry, but." I mean, you don't say the word "sorry" without but after it.

HARRIET DYER: And also when I finish.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: You'll say maybe not sorry at all.

HARRIET DYER: When I say something, like, that has a lot of weight, I go, anyway, doesn't matter.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: No, you'll say something exactly what you mean, then you go, or something. It doesn't matter. No, it does matter. Then you go, it doesn't matter. Anyway.

HARRIET DYER: Oh, Ryan Reynolds.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: Ooh, nice.

HARRIET DYER: Right?

PATRICK BRAMMALL: So you--

HARRIET DYER: Obviously, Blake Lively.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's what--

HARRIET DYER: I'm as tall and beautiful.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: Like Lively.

Are you joking?

HARRIET DYER: Oh, you know what? I don't know if that's true.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: I'm sorry?

HARRIET DYER: OK, probably me.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: Yes!

HARRIET DYER: But for a man, you're very particular. Doesn't matter.

[LAUGHTER]

Dig up, Harry.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: Oh, who do you love? You love--

HARRIET DYER: Noel Fielding.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: Noel Fielding. You do love Noel Fielding.

HARRIET DYER: You love-- who do you love? You like a bit of Natalie Portman.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: Who doesn't love Natalie Portman?

HARRIET DYER: Yeah.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: I also don't mind Noel Fielding.

HARRIET DYER: Yeah, my goodness.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: I mean, the man's got something for everyone.

HARRIET DYER: We would have him together, happily.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: For dinner!

- [INAUDIBLE]

HARRIET DYER: Oh yeah, just for dinner.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: And then see what happens.

HARRIET DYER: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like he'd love us.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: I think he would too.

HARRIET DYER: I've got some great jumpers that he'd like to--

PATRICK BRAMMALL: Hi, Noel.

HARRIET DYER: If you're watching.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: You-- your-- were you at Woolies?

HARRIET DYER: Yeah, one of my first jobs, yeah.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: Woolies.

HARRIET DYER: You were like a Darth Vader dress up.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: It wasn't one of my first. That was when I was peaking.

HARRIET DYER: Oh was it?

PATRICK BRAMMALL: I started flipping burgers at McDonald's.

HARRIET DYER: Oh, well, my first job was McDonald's as well.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: McDonald's?

HARRIET DYER: Yeah.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: Come on. We do know each other.

HARRIET DYER: I wasn't flipping burgers. I was on drive through.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: Yeah, of course you were.

HARRIET DYER: I was on drive through--

PATRICK BRAMMALL: Glamor girl.

HARRIET DYER: And this woman goes-- I've just, like, folded the Happy Meal hats, like, while I was waiting. I was really feeling myself when I was, like, 15. And this woman came through drive through, and she goes, you'd be an amazing actor, I think. And I was like, oh. Thanks.

Macca's was the best. It was like a teen dating service. Like, It's just so full on.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: You could earn $5.25 an hour. That's what I earned.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: Yeah, but you'd, like, make friends. And there's so many power struggles. It was the best.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: It was the best. You'd get like-- on the grill at the back, you get hot grease across your arm from the moron next to you.

HARRIET DYER: You'd think that, like, the managers were, like, celebrities. But they were just actually 23 and had nothing going on for themselves.

PATRICK BRAMMALL: Nothing.

[LAUGHTER]

Hi, guys, if you're watching.