The Best ‘Tortured Poets Department’ Song for Each Zodiac Sign

Zodiac Signs as TTPD Songs

Taylor Swift's highly anticipated album, The Tortured Poets Department, comes out on April 19, 2024, one day before a rare Jupiter-Uranus conjunction gives us the chance to break free. Swift, a decorated singer-songwriter, is known for her ability to convey her emotions in an expressive yet relatable way. With the astrology of The Tortured Poets Department release aligning in her favor, this could be her most successful album. To celebrate release day, we've matched each zodiac sign with a song from The Tortured Poets Department tracklist. Will you feel "Fresh Out the Slammer" or singing "Daddy, I Love Him" at the top of your lungs? Keep reading to find your star-crossed song match!

Aries: "Fresh Out the Slammer"

Aries, you're known for being a spirited and passionate lover, unafraid to pursue what you desire. Your tendency to dive headfirst into matters of the heart, sometimes disregarding warning signs, often leads to intense relationships that either burn brightly or leave you feeling exhausted. Yet, your resilience shines through as you never let setbacks deter you from seeking love anew. That's why we believe you'll resonate with "Fresh Out the Slammer" from The Tortured Poets Department. This song courageously confronts the challenges of love and encourages embracing new experiences with an open heart.

Taurus: "The Tortured Poets Department"

Taurus, being the zodiac sign ruled by Venus, you're intimately familiar with how love can resemble an all-consuming flame, burning slow and hot. You relish the chase and the thrill of the game in new romances, even though you project a cool exterior. However, when you fall, you fall hard. Consequently, heartbreak can prove especially challenging for you to overcome. Fortunately, there's nothing a good song can't mend. That's why we think the title song from The Tortured Poets Department is made for you. This song features raw, passionate lyrics that you'll memorize and hold dear to your heart.

Gemini: "Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?"

Gemini, you've got a long list of ex-lovers who might say that you're insane, yet that doesn't stop you from going out in pursuit of finding the right person. You don't have a specific type; you're intrigued by following the spark and allowing your intuition to lead the way. While this approach often leads to thrilling adventures and excitement, it can also result in tumultuous breakups and frustrations. Luckily, you're the kind of person who knows how to roll with the punches of love. So, you'll resonate with the sharp lyrics and melodies of "Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?" from The Tortured Poets Department.

Cancer: "Down Bad"

Cancer, your compassionate nature, and your tender heart make it no surprise that breakups hit you hard. Despite being known as the nurturer of the zodiac, you also harbor a vengeful side when you feel your efforts aren't respected. When faced with challenges, you're quick to embrace a range of emotions, from anger to frustration to disappointment. You recognize that confronting and learning from these feelings head-on is key to moving forward. That's why we believe you'll resonate with the sentimental and wistful melodies in "Down Bad" from The Tortured Poets Department.

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Leo: "Clara Bow"

Leo, you burn hot and bright, just like the sun, and when it comes to the dating game, you're not going to settle for anything less than the best. You exude confidence in who you are, and you're seeking a partner with just as much swagger and charm to form a dynamic duo. Sometimes, your desire to find your perfect match can cloud your judgment, leaving your ego bruised when you're ghosted by a potential mate. The lyrics in "Clara Bow" from The Tortured Poets Department reflect this and offer sage advice on how to pick yourself back up and maintain your dignity, even in the aftermath of heartbreak.

Virgo: "I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)"

Virgo, despite not always having the best luck in love, it never stops you from trying. You're slow to fall in love and guard your heart very closely, being meticulous about whom you entrust with your secrets and what information you reveal. As a result, building a connection may take time initially, but when you finally open up, it feels liberating to drop the pretense and stop striving for perfection. "I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)" from The Tortured Poets Department reflects on how nobody is perfect in love – and how sometimes the most passionate love comes in the messiest relationships.

Libra: "loml"

Sociable and charming, Libra knows how to turn on the flirtation and say the right things to make hearts skip a beat. You're usually the one calling the shots in relationships, which is why it can be such a surprise when you suddenly find yourself smitten with someone else. If you're currently head over heels and at a loss for what to do, we suggest listening to "loml" from The Tortured Poets Department. The lyrics of the song will provide you with the words you need to explain what your heart has been going through, along with a haunting melodic sound that you won’t be able to get out of your head!

Scorpio: "Guilty as Sin"

Scorpio lives life on the edge of extremes, and that intensity carries over to your approach to relationships. You're very selective about who you date, often opting to keep your options open and explore different possibilities. Yet, when that special someone enters your orbit and captures your heart, it's like a whirlwind of emotions engulfing your every waking moment. That's why we're convinced you'll vibe with "Guilty as Sin" lyrics from The Tortured Poets Department. Its lyrics are like a blast from Taylor's past, hitting you right in the feels and stirring up those Scorpio vibes of longing for a lost love (or two).

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Sagittarius: "I Can Do It With a Broken Heart"

Sagittarius, being born under the same star sign as Taylor Swift, most, if not all, of the songs on Tortured Poets Department resonate with you. However, if we had to pick one that truly encapsulates your philosophy on love, it would be "I Can Do It With a Broken Heart." In matters of love, you've experienced both sides – you've been the heartbreaker and the heartbroken. You know not every great romance is meant to last forever, but you know how to cherish the moment. That's why we believe you'll connect with this song's reflective nature and relate to its underlying message of being open to change.

Capricorn: "The Alchemy"

Although Capricorn may not be recognized as the most emotionally expressive zodiac sign, your unwavering loyalty speaks volumes in every relationship you invest in. You epitomize the archetype of the strong, silent type, conveying affection through your actions, even when articulating your feelings proves challenging. If you're looking for a new anthem to navigate your latest heartbreak, we suggest "The Alchemy" from The Tortured Poets Department. This latest Taylor Swift breakup anthem delivers a poignant twist on the genre, hitting you right in the feels and securing it as an immediate favorite.

Aquarius: "Florida!!!"

Aquarius, while everyone labels you as the "bad boy" of the dating world, you tend to be drawn to the emotionally unavailable and charmingly devastating types yourself! And when you encounter someone who sees beyond your cool exterior and connects with your true essence, you can't help but melt into their embrace. You deserve a song from The Tortured Poets Department that reflects your love of a wild and untamable romance, so we chose "Florida!!!" This song is a reminder that even if you've experienced heartbreak, you can always follow the sunshine and open yourself up to adventure again.

Pisces: "The Black Dog"

Pisces, when it comes to dating, you often find yourself lost in daydreams of happily ever afters and the enchanting dance of a fantasy wedding. You know what it's like to fall head over heels for someone who promises you the world – only to have them turn your dream into a nightmare. If you're looking for the perfect revenge anthem to move on from a bad romance, look no further than "The Black Dog" from The Tortured Poets Department. Its lyrics and melody perfectly encapsulate the idea that sometimes, in love, old habits die screaming no matter how hard you try to leave them behind.

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