Yahoo Lifestyle 54 Things People Posted Online This Month That Are Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Funnier Than They Should Be
The end of this month AND 2024 are almost here, but before we head into 2025, take a look at some of the funniest viral tweets from this month:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh, so your Twitter feed is that much better!
1.
it’s real strict in my phone. everybody number saved as they government name no emojis!
— pski☆ (@ShayyThaaDolll) December 14, 2024
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— no hard feelings (@nohardfeeliing) December 19, 2024
3.
ur coworker is not Hot they’re just within 10 ft of u 40 hrs/week
— Nia (@Nia_mp4) December 20, 2024
4.
this girl i went to school with invited me to her new years eve HOUSE party and then was like “btw the entry fee is $20”…like be so forreal
— bailey moon (@Baileymoon15) December 15, 2024
5.
Lorddd not tiktok, take my homegirl BD 😩😩😂
— t. (@t_sadiity) December 19, 2024
6.
18th century black mirror episode where a guy falls in love with a candle
— April Clark (@autogynefiles) December 16, 2024
7.
girls the guy I was supposed to meet up with for a date tonight said it’s a bit too late in the evening now so let’s do it through the week instead so I was like sure no worries and then this guy on Grindr invited me to a group session, sent pics of the guys AND HE’S ONE OF THEM
— maxikarp (@MaxKav10) December 15, 2024
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Okayyy I’m in New York!! I can’t wait to go to The Bodega since everyone talks about how good it is… does anyone have the address??
— Sam Franzini (@samfz7) December 16, 2024
9.
I think ima end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight
— mai (@mmmmaigal) December 18, 2024
10.
“we can still be friends” after seeing my nakedness?
— ag? (@teniikulturee) December 18, 2024
11.
Santa can give me a bag of coals it’s gonna go straight on my hookah😭😭
— jay (@Bgluhjay22x) December 15, 2024
12.
people be like "bear with me" and they don’t even have a bear with them
— dior ✞ (@deeore5) December 15, 2024
13.
feb 14 isn’t for situationships y’all can wait till april 1st
— AYᗩᑎOKOᒍI (@va_lidate) December 18, 2024
14.
“how do you get stuff done?” bitch with tears in my eyes 😭
— ً (@soibulma) December 16, 2024
15.
being mad while you're bald must be crazy like damn im so fucking angry and im bald https://t.co/47TtLxsFlF
— juliet‼️🏳️⚧️ (@ratgirldingus) December 19, 2024
16.
just had my year end review and they've decided they're gonna put me down
— ihatepivots (@ihatepivots) December 16, 2024
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— mariana (@pastapilled) December 17, 2024
18.
kinda obsessed with how this guy cancelled our date tonight due to "family stuff" but just posted himself watching tv at home
— swag 900 (@ecco401k) December 17, 2024
19.
"aww you remembered" of course I did , I am a manipulator
— Natsuki. (@twtZero_) December 18, 2024
20.
intimacy coordinator is when i introduce two gay guys at a party and they start making out and stop talking to me
— RFK’s brain worm (@sammaketweet) December 19, 2024
21.
Me turning around and seeing Jennifer Hudson while we’re in A Quiet Place pic.twitter.com/H0m99CvQb2
— ‘80s Horror Hoe (@Thackerybinx86) December 18, 2024
22.
If tiktok really gets banned im not getting on another app. Im in my 30s now, it’s time to go to the ymca and join an in person club or something
— 🧚🏿♀️ (@expectopatr0n) December 17, 2024
23.
“HE SAID NO PICKLES” https://t.co/6XOSq6F4H9 pic.twitter.com/d0kIbpQmI7
— . (@Notdojaaa) December 19, 2024
Sony Pictures / Twitter: @Notdojaaa
24.
went to same store twice today and told the woman i’m back hehe and she goes if it makes you feel better i don’t remember you pic.twitter.com/tSdC6OFoCU
— Pissed Pissedofferson (@femmebot2000) December 19, 2024
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I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed tho. I'm just annoying
— Ryn🦈 (@Rynrawrrr) December 11, 2024
26.
i carry ur son for 9 months & u think im abt to name him amiri? oh bitch pls
— dreamgirl (@giasm_) December 11, 2024
27.
doing He loves me he loves me not with my Bush
— ;p (@clarasnine) December 12, 2024
28.
taking my first antidepressant at 37 years old like waaaait u guyyyssss. no one told meee
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) December 11, 2024
29.
so if you care to find me look to the western sky pic.twitter.com/0wiBiD7JXg
— boy clairo (@piscesadvocate) December 11, 2024
30.
"I pay my own bills".Sweetie, they're yours🤷🏻♀️
— SNOWEY✨ (@snowey_ls) December 10, 2024
31.
I looked back during doggy & he waved
— chey (@iwishurosesxo) December 9, 2024
32.
me core pic.twitter.com/fPTHAT5LVm
— jenny (@ayojenniii) December 8, 2024
33.
how tf can you be vegan bro like imagine goin home high asf and eatin a fuckin carrot
— ⛧ (@wydbanx) December 11, 2024
34.
“Soup of the Day implies the existence of a Soup of the Night” no it fucking doesn’t. Give me your phone and wallet. I’m not fucking around
— matt (@IraqWarLiker) December 7, 2024
35.
shaved my bush for literally no reason. feels like i just killed a dog
— way long jeanings (@knuckledrgger) December 6, 2024
36.
God sends you an only child as a friend to test you
— balkanka (@missuonmylips) December 6, 2024
37.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this rlly how it be walking out the theater @ 1am. No workers in sight. they basically leave you to lock up the place https://t.co/v59GvQEKVM
— 🏳️ (@niadevonnie) December 6, 2024
HBO / Twitter: @niadevonnie
38.
Unlike me who only has sex to achieve our Sustainable Development Goals https://t.co/54RBPE1eZd
— Type B Rwandan (@typebrwandan) December 3, 2024
39.
that time sophomore year i took adderall to study for a bio exam and i just ended up taking selfies for 3 hrs ….
— mimi (@saturnloving) December 13, 2024
40.
why is ending a bath so awkward........like ok i guess i'm done now time to stand up
— Isabel Steckel (@IsabelSteckel) December 5, 2024
41.
When you in the top 0.001% of listeners you should be able to go to the artist house
— miss bae (@yungskuntebony) December 4, 2024
42.
(Scooby doo unhooking your bra) “ruh roh! rig raturals”
— 𝔢𝔩𝔣 🇵🇸 (@floatawaywitme) December 2, 2024
43.
I was telling my sister "my bf is kind of autistic so he likes it when I just tell him straight and plainly exactly when and why I have a problem" and my sister was like "....that's not autistic literally everyone likes that"
— Lilly (@lillybilly299) December 11, 2024
44.
job applications be like “not that it matters lol but are you black 👀”
— girlygirlll💅🏼 (@pink_chellaaa) December 3, 2024
45.
Work gettin sued and i'm part of the settlement .... pic.twitter.com/LmKSaStYSk
— stevie trujillo (@alexstrujillo) December 7, 2024
Dimension Films/ Twitter: @alexstrujillo
46.
using dark mode so much that i became physically repulsed when i see a white screen
— ً (@soibulma) December 12, 2024
47.
dating shows are HILARIOUS. because why are you there at the age of 22??
— 𝐓 (@tshegon_) December 2, 2024
48.
Not everyone wakes up in the morning and is able to clear their bowels and that’s why they act the way they do
— sarina 🛋 (@svrinx) December 3, 2024
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— xxl 𖤐 (@xxldubem) December 13, 2024
50.
when you adore him but that forehead joke felt way too personal pic.twitter.com/1PM2QU05jy
— jynx (@jynxbby) December 7, 2024
51.
Construction sites are so shy. Let me see
— Ryan 🥣 (@ryanposting) December 12, 2024
52.
I wish they said “good girl” after you get thru TSA
— nika (no hope for balloon) (@firstDILF) December 12, 2024
53.
Do NOT invite me over yo crib if your couch go to hell when i sit down
— Bryan (@btcjanai) December 12, 2024
54.
this year felt like being awake during surgery
— lain (@user0000O0) December 17, 2024
