40 People Who Spent A Tooooooooooooooon Of Money On Something And Pretty Much Immediately Regretted It

1.The person whose pizza has SEEN some things... terrible, terrible things:

A hand is lifting a slice from a cheese pizza inside a box, with one slice already removed
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2.The person whose truck lost its battle with the beach:

People on a vehicle standing by a car in the sand
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3.The person whose mom likes her iPads super toasty:

Cracked tablet screen obstructing view with visible reflection of overhead lighting
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4.The person who just put up the saddest sale of all time:

A diamond ring in a case, with caption "She said no," with $2,000 crossed out and price of $1,500
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5.The person who has their couch riiiiight where they want it:

Large flat-screen TV leaning against a wall supported by a couch, caption asking for ideas to remove it safely
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6.The person whose TV was no match for their Winter Candy Apple–scented candle:

Close-up of a burned-out area of a TV screen in the shape of a flame, with caption, "Someone lit a candle right under the TV"
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7.The person who gambled and lost:

A person in a car in the middle of a body of water
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8.The person who had the worst kind of surprise:

A sofa with uneven paint on walls behind it, where previous owners painted around decor, leaving patches
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9.The person whose strand of hair is now ready to enter the afterlife:

A tiled floor with a finish that went over a long, thick strand of hair
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10.The person whose sandwich is, quite simply, an affront to God:

A $14 sandwich that consists of a bun, scant small pieces of meat, and two sad pickle slices
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11.The person who got a beautiful dress for a rotisserie chicken:

They ordered a pink spangled minidress and got a micro dress
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12.The person who must often get mistaken for a rabbit:

A wedge of iceberg lettuce is served on a white plate. The plate is placed on what appears to be a red tablecloth, with silverware and another plate in the background
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13.The person who, I hope, learned a very important milkshake lesson:

"Yes, I bought a $17 milkshake; yes, I dropped it," showing spilled white liquid all over the floor
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14.The person whose sandwich is, quite simply, an affront to all that's holy:

Person holding an $11 sandwich with just a tiny piece of meat and cheese
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15.The person who straight-up went William Tell mode on their cellphone:

A person's hand holding a smartphone with a shattered screen pierced by a small spear
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16.The person who will handle cumin like radioactive material from now on:

A pair of white high-top sneakers with lots of reddish stains are on a patterned floor next to a door
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17.The person who was voted "Most Likely to Have to Get a Ring Surgically Removed":

Close-up of a hand with a finger wearing a class ring with a large blue stone that looks very tight, with caption "So, my class ring is stuck"
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18.The person whose large is more like...a smarge:

A small takeout beverage cup that's supposed to be a large
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19.The person who is about to make the greatest teaspoon of soup you'll ever see:

A person holding a tiny pot, with caption, "Always double-check whatever you're buying online"
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20.The person who'd better savor every last bite of that there meatball:

A takeout container of spaghetti with one meatball, with caption, "It was $10 extra for 'meatballs'"
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21.The person whose burrito might just be the saddest burrito my eyes have ever seen:

A very thin burrito
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22.The person who was kind enough to share "Today's Top Hits" with Pennywise:

"Yup, that's my AirPod" caption with image of an AirPod that's fallen through a sewer grate
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23.The person whose iced tea is an absolute farce:

A person with a blue sleeve holds a table next to a plastic cup with a clear beverage and a tea bag labeled "steep" inside

24.The person whose cat will be forever immortalized in their kitchen:

Cat paws in epoxy paint with caption "My car walked across my brand-new epoxy"
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25.The person whose phone was destroyed to an almost comical degree:

"My phone got run over by a TRAIN" caption showing a phone cut in half with jagged edges
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26.The person who got the greatest gift of all while online shopping:

A box with a piece of stone instead of a tablet
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27.The person whose upgraded lake view includes a view of some of nature's most beautiful metal objects:

View from a window of a gravel roof with storage items on it and hills behind it
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28.The person whose expensive haircut came out just a bit uneven:

A $60 haircut that with very uneven lengths on either side
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29.The person who experienced true nugget tragedy:

Close-up of a nugget with very little filling
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30.The person whose cobbler shall cobble no more:

A caved-in cobbler, with caption: "I paid $167 for two-day shipping for this cobbler, and this is how it showed up"
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31.The person whose pizza laughs in the face of extra bacon:

A pizza with shrimp and about three small curled pieces of bacon
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32.The person whose rear end we must offer our prayers to:

A person holding a very small roll of toilet paper
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33.The person who got this sandwich for ANTS:

Someone holding a tiny sandwich in the palm of their hand that cost $8
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34.The person who asked for extra fries and got extra lies:

Chicken strips with a handful of fries
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35.The person who bought this monitor for even more ANTS:

A tiny monitor that cost $80 next to a full-size keyboard
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36.The person whose retainer shall retain no more:

A tiny spring on a finger, with the caption "My $400 retainer broke"
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37.The person who might not be able to buff that out of their ring:

A flattened ring that fell into a garbage disposal
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38.The person who learned a valuable lesson about online shopping:

Two adult feet barely able to rest on a tiny ottoman
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39.The person whose iPhone got a new, HEAVY-DUTY paint job:

A phone that fell into a bucket of industrial paint and is now saturated with purple paint
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40.The person with the saddest sandwich I've ever seen:

A sandwich that's mostly lettuce and hardly any condiments, cheese, or meat
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